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THE CHEESE:  F*ck Off Gavin Newsom! 
ENTERTAINMENT:  Dear YouTube 
MUSIC:   A Super Bowl Solution  - Top 10 Rock Playlist 
RADIO WARS:  WXGL/Tampa Vs KRFX/Denver 
SPORTS: Geno or Pickett -  NFL Picks- Fantasy Football  
Q&A: October 2025 
BATTLE OF THE SEXES:  5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 


 RAT'S ASS PODCAST
My name is Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru and morning personality from Los Angeles. 
After leaving the radio business in 2022, I took a couple of years off and now I'm a podcasting and blogging pro.  

The Rat's Ass Podcast gives me the opportunity to interact with fiends from all over the world looking to escape reality and engage in some Lunacy and Loose behavior. It's not for the easily offended, the woke, or politically correct cultures. 
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F*CK OFF GAVIN NEWSOM!

Slumlord California Governor Gavin Newsom wants to be President of the Untied States. He's destroyed California and now he's coming for America. Newsom has done more damage to California in 7 years than the 39 previous Governors combined. He is Joe Biden on steroids. 

Newsom is currently trying to redistrict California to gain more congressional seats to enhance his chances of becoming President in 2028, by sponsoring Prop 50. A bill that shifts the power from the people of California to the Democrats so they can gerrymander California to silence Republicans. The ad he is running is full of deception. In it, Newsom claims it's a bill against Trump and gives power to the people when Trump has nothing to do with it and the people already have the power. Newsom is attempting to do the exact opposite. By now Californians have to know if Newsom is for it, it's bad for California. Californian's need to overwhelming vote NO on Prop 50 because we can expect the ballot boxes to be stuffed with mail in ballots that favor Newsom. 

Here is an example of a misleading ad. It makes it look like Prop 50 is a national proposition when it's exclusive to California. This is the kind of  deception Newsom is attempting to pull off. If Prop 50 passes, it's California that will suffer the consequences and I have to ask you...hasn't Gavin Newsom destroyed California enough? 


Those of you who do not live in California need to understand who will be coming for your vote in 2028. Let's take a look at Gavin Newsom's track record and all you have to do is ask yourself is this what I want for my state and the United States? 

This is where California ranks nationally in all of the listed categories. 
#1 in Homelessness
#1 in Poverty 
#1 in Retail Crime 
#1 in Gas Prices 
#1`in Illiteracy 
#1 in Wage Stagnation 
#1 in Frivolous Lawsuits 
#1 in Unemployment 
#2 in Housing Costs 
#2 in Water Bills 
#1 in Worker Restrictions 
#1 in Anti-Business Regulations 
#3 in Energy./Electric Costs 
#3 in Inequity 
#1 in Income Tax
#1 in Gas Tax 
#1 in Budget Deficit 
#2 in Educational Equity 
#1 in COVID Business Shutdowns 
#1 in COVID in Covid School Shutdowns 
#1 in COVID mandates 
#1 in Illegal Border Crossings
#1 in Funding for Illegal Immigrants 
#1 in People Leaving The State 
#1 in Businesses Leaving The State 

Gavin Newsom was never qualified to be Governor of California but he was backed by very powerful and wealthy elites who have benefited greatly by his governorship. There are the billions of dollars that have gone missing for the homeless, low income housing, a high speed rail system that's a money laundering scheme for the Democrats and finally the $100 million in Los Angeles fire-aid donations that suddenly disappeared. 


In summary, Gavin Newsom has No Character, No Integrity, No Moral Compass and he simply can never be elected President of the Untied States. 
 
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DEAR YOUTUBE

Dear YouTube, 

I've got to say since the Rat's Ass Podcast has started utilizing YouTube to promote our podcast and to create Rat's Ass Rock TV, I am really enjoying all of the content I'm finding about various topics. I can find just about anything on YouTube. When it comes to car and home repair, I look for the issues I'm experiencing on YouTube first to see if I can fix it myself before calling a repair man. In most cases, I am able to do it myself and save hundreds of dollars in the process. 

I only have one complaint. What's up with all the goddamn ads? Is it necessary to run an ad before every piece of content? How about a better distribution of ads like maybe one ad for every five clicks? I appreciate the option to skip ads but when I'm searching for something fast, I don't want to spend time waiting or clicking through a bunch of ads. I don't believe anyone does. 

Take it from someone who ran radio stations for many years and witnessed how running too many ads can alienate an audience. Eventually, their time spent viewing will decrease and you running ads out the ying yang won't drive viewers to reach for their credit card to buy the ad free version because they'll be sick and tired of dealing with YouTube. 

You can take my advice or end up with another streaming platform that goes belly up. Greed is not good in 2025 YouTube. 

 RAT'S ASS PODCAST

 TOP 5 (Current)
Week of October 13, 2025
1 Wayward (Netflix)
2 Black Rabbit (Netflix)
3 House Of Guinness (Netflix)
4 Task (HBO Max)
5 Monster: The Ed Gein Story (Netflix) 

  TOP 5 Movies
Week of October 13, 2025
  1 Tron: Ares
2 Roofman
3 One Battle After Another
4 Gabby's Doll House
5 Soul On Fire 

 Who Were The Three Original Charlie's Angels? 
(See The Answer Below)  

A SUPER BOWL SOLUTION 

Dating back to when the NFL announced that Super Bowl XL would be played at Levi Stadium, home of the San Francisco 49ers, I began advocating for Metallica to be the halftime show because it was in their backyard. It was a no brainer as far as I was concerned but when the NFL handed the entertainment rights over to the rapper Jay-Z, you'd have a better chance of buying a condo on the moon overlooking the Sea of Tranquility, than Metallica getting a shot at playing any Super Bowl halftime show. Therefore, we get saddled with Bad Bunny who most people over 45, have no clue who he is. 

I was also being a bit selfish because I love Metallica and would have liked seeing them on the worlds biggest stage because I guarantee Metallica is known worldwide more than Bad Bunny. Has Bad Bunny played in front of 1.6 million screaming Russians like Metallica did in Moscow in 1991? HELL NO! So the NFL, who is striving to build a global brand, screwed themselves royally on this one. 

There are many NFL fans who are unhappy about Bad Bunny being selected for the Super Bowl halftime show, and some believe it was politically motivated, and it might be. The fact is what's done is done and unless something abruptly changes, you're getting Bad Bunny as your Super Bowl halftime entertainment. There are other concerts being kicked around to air opposite of the Super Bowl show, one being staged by the late Charlie Kirk's Turning Point Foundation. There is a good chance another option will be available too. In fact, if successful, this might open the door for other networks to create their own Super Bowl halftime show to attract viewers. The NFL could really get smacked in the face with this. I can see other networks creating pre and post game shows wrapped around the game and pulling viewers back for their halftime show. 

The one thing I can promise is the NFL doesn't want is fans turning off the Super Bowl during the halftime show and missing the ads advertisers are paying a premium for. A rumor has surfaced that Elon Musk is going to pull $40 million from NBC/Peacock. If true, this might cause the NFL to rethink their decision. Especially if other advertisers follow suit. The remote is a  powerful tool and the NFL knows it. 

At the Rat's Ass Podcast, we've come up with an idea we think you might like. We've decided to put together a 30 minute live set with Metallica on Rat's Ass Rock TV, featuring their biggest songs taken from their best concert performances. It's on a smaller scale but to me it's the next best thing to seeing Metallica live at the Super Bowl. We'll do all the work for you and all you have to do is turn on Rat's Ass Rock TV on our YouTube channel, connecting via our hub @ ratsasspodcast.com  You can crank it up as loud as you want and let your Super Bowl party ROCK! 

This is important, If you subscribe to YouTube, then you'll see it commercial free. If you don't you'll see commercials pop in between songs but you can skip them after 5 to 30 seconds in most cases. The option is up to you. Ether way I hope you'll tune in for Metallica at the halftime of Super Bowl XL 

Send Emails To: RatsAssPodcast@gmail.com 
 
 
THE WEEK OF: October 13, 2025 
1 Aerosmith f/Yungblud- My Only Angel
2 The Pretty Reckless- For I Am  Death 
3 Shinedown- Killing Fields 
4 Volbeat- Time Will Heal 
5 Mammoth- The Spell 
6 Papa Roach- Braindead 
7 Nine Inch Nails- As Alive As You Want Me To Be 
8 Ghost- Lackryma 
9 Sublime- Ensenada 
10 Seether- Lost All Control 

Gaining Momentum 
 Mammoth- I Really Wanna
Scott Stapp- Deadman's Trigger
The Struts- Rock N' Roll Fantasy 
Dorthey- Bones 
WATCH VIDEOS 
The 2025 Concert Season is upon us and this year, there is something from every music genre. To find out who's coming to your city and when, click on the Pollstar link to get the latest concert info worldwide. Courtesy of the Rat's Ass Podcast!

Get Tour Dates Here 

The Rat's Ass Podcast 
is looking for the best Classic Rock radio station in America for 2025. 
On 6.1.25, we launched a March Madness bracket style, survive and advance, playoff between the Top 64 rated Classic Rock stations in the Top 75 radio markets. 
New Rounds will post every Monday & Thursday until we determine a winner. 

HOW WINNERS ARE DETERMINED 
We take a sample hour of music from each station on the same day and same hour. 
Winners are determined by format expectation, music familiarity, variety, era balance, music quantity, core artist distribution, overall music flow, 
market ranking based on Nielsen ratings, and station image as a tie breaker. 
 
FORMAT
CLASSIC ROCK   
STATIONS  
  WXGL/Tampa #16 Vs KRFX/Denver #18
      10.15.25 @ 1pm

Tom Petty- Free Fallin'
Journey- Anyway You Want It 
Marshall Tucker Band- Can't You See
ZZ Top- Sharp Dressed Man
Loverboy- Working For The Weekend 
Guns N' Roses- Sweet Child Of Mine 
Elton John- Tiny Dancer
The Clash- Rock The Casbah
Asia- Heat Of The Moment 
Aerosmith- Rag Doll 

Led Zeppelin- Stairway To Heaven 
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- You Got Lucky
Staind- It's Been Awhile 
The Eagles- In The City 
Twisted Sister- I Wanna Rock
Metallica- Enter Sandman 
Buffalo Springfield- For What It's Worth 
Ozzy Osbourne- Over The Mountain 
Billy Idol- Rebel Yell 
Green Day- Wake Me Up When September Ends
Lynyrd Skynyrd- Sweet Home Alabama 

WINNER 
   KRFX/Denver   
 NEXT 
WRFX/Charlotte Vs WROQ/Greensville-Spartanburg 

ROUND 2 
Winner (Loser)  
KLOS/Los Angeles (WODE/Allentown)
WDRV/Chicago (KGGO/Des Moines) 
KSAN/San Francisco (WLAV/Grand Rapids) 
WPYX/Albany (WGMK/Philadelphia) 
WTUE/Dayton (KZOK/Seattle)
KSLX/Phoenix (KLPX/Tucson) 
WCMF/Rochester (WGRF/Buffalo) 
KRFX/Denver (WXGL/Tampa)

UPCOMING  
 WKLR/Richmond Vs WARO/Ft. Myers
KSHE/St. Louis Vs KWFB/Portland 
KAAZ/Salt Lake City Vs KTXK/San Antonio 
WMMO/Orlando Vs WAFX/Norfolk 
KXPT/Las Vegas Vs WKLH/Milwaukee
WDVE/Pittsburgh Vs WOFX/Cincinnati 
KCFX/Kansas City Vs WLVQ/Columbus 
 

GENO OR PICKETT 

Raiders fans need to chill when it comes to Geno Smith. They paid him a shit load of money and their not going to abandon him after six games. There are a lot of moving parts on the Raiders besides the damn quarterback. Forget the fact Geno's main target Brock Bowers has been injured. Who else does Geno have to throw to? Jakobi Meyers? He's playing not to get injured so he can sign somewhere else. The Raiders should trade him before the trade deadline. Tre Tucker has been decent but teams can key on him because Geno has nowhere else to go with the ball. Now that Michael Mayer is back, Geno has someone he can count on besides Tucker. Jack Bech and Dont'e Thornton Jr. are rookies and let's just say neither one is going to be Malik Nabers. The bottom line is the Geno doesn't have the receiving core he had in Seattle. At this point, the Raiders should trade for Tyler Lockett, he'd be a better option than Meyers. At least there is familiarity between Smith and Lockett, and Tyler doesn't drop catchable balls.  

The positive is, Ashton Jeanty has finally figuring it out and the Raiders have stopped babying him. He's been excellent out of the backfield running and catching the ball. He's only going to get better as the offensive line improves. The Raiders defense hasn't been a game changer either this season. I realize the offense leaves them on the field to often with poor field position but the Defense is using this as an excuse, not motivation to stop the opposing team. No NFL Defense worth a shit gives up 40 points in back to back games and I don't care what the field position is. They are a work in progress. 

There is no need to look at Kenny Pickett to replace Geno, he's an NFL backup QB at best. Aiden O'Connell is done unless injuries force the Raiders to put him behind center. I thought it was big of ex Raiders QB Derek Carr, to come out in support of Geno, because that's who Derek Carr is and the Raiders should have never let McDaniels get his way and move off Carr. This is why I believe the Raiders are going to stay the course. Tom Brady and company have been through this and you have to trust the experience the Raiders have in place now. 

The problem with we Raiders fans is we have no patience and I understand why. I've been a Raiders fan since 1968, so I've been to hell and back with this team. They have a clear direction they want to go and blowing up the team again because you're not happy six games in is ridiculous. Let's let the season playout. The Raiders might not make the playoffs but all you're going to get this season is improvement over last year. It takes a good coach in a good system at least 3 years to get the team they want on the field. Instead of a five game plan Raiders fans, think in terms of a five year plan to get back to the Super Bowl. 
 
Send me your emails to @ ratsasspodcast@gmail.com 

Weekly picks are available by Wednesday at 8pm EST/5pm PST. 
Picks can change up to 30 minutes before game time based on
injury reports and weather conditions. 
I only pick winners and losers, no spreads.
*Winning Picks In Bold*   
 
Week Seven
 Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati- L
Las Vegas @ Kansas City
Los Angeles Rams @ Jacksonville
Miami @ Cleveland 
New England @ Tennessee
Carolina @ New York Jets
New Orleans @ Chicago
Philadelphia @ Minnesota 
Indianapolis @ Los Angeles Chargers 
New York Giants @ Denver 
Green Bay @ Arizona 
Washington @ Dallas 
Atlanta @ San Francisco
Tampa Bay @ Detroit 
Houston @ Seattle 
Bye Week: Buffalo, Baltimore  
Won 0  Lost 1

OVERALL 
Won 59  Lost 34 Tied 1

Pick 4 Game Winners 
Kansas City Over Las Vegas
New England Over Tennessee
Green Bay Over Arizona
Seattle Over Houston 
  
Won 0  Lost 0

OVERALL 
Won 18  Lost 6
DIRTY RAT'S
2025 ROSTER
Won 2 Lost 4
 

Quarterbacks
Drake Maye- New England Patriots 
Justin Herbert- Los Angeles Chargers 
 IR- Joe Burrow 

Running Backs
Kyren Williams- Los Angeles Rams
Travis Etienne- Jacksonville Jaguars
Kenneth Walker- Seattle 
Chuba Hubbard- Carolina Panthers (I)
 
Receivers 
Ja'Marr Chase- Cincinnati Bengals 
Courtland Sutton- Denver Broncos 
Deebo Samuel- Washington Commanders
Marquise Brown- Kansas City Chiefs 

Tight Ends
Dallas Goedert- Philadelphia Eagles 
Brock Bowers- Las Vegas Raiders (I)
 
Kicker 
 Jason Myers- Seattle Seahawks 


Defense 
Jacksonville Jaguars 
Los Angeles Rams 
 
* Starting Lineup In Bold* 

Week 7 Preview 
The Dirty Rat's are 2-4 after winning the past two weeks. We are 2 games out of the money round with 9 games to go. If our stars preform as expected, I see no reason the Dirty Rat's can't make the playoffs. Our league is full off parity and it's anyone's and the final two positions are still up for grabs. My line up for this week is in bold print within the roster. I am making a change at QB by moving Justin Herbert to backup and starting Drake Maye who is facing Tennessee on the road but with the coaching change at Tennessee, the Titans could be ripe for the taking this week. I was able to pick up the Rams Defense and dropping the Eagles. The Dirty Rat's now have the #1 and #4 ranked defenses coming in to week 7. 

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST 

OCTOBER  2025 

Mike A.- Toluca Lake, California 
Q: How do you think the Lakers stack up against the Clippers and Warriors?
A: The best NBA teams thrive with youth and athleticism. The Clippers and Warriors are two of the oldest teams in the league. The Lakers minus a soon to be 41 year old LeBron James are the more youthful and athletic, so I'm rolling with the Lakers. 

Alex C.- Denver, Colorado
Q: How long do you think this Government shutdown will last?
A: The Democrats are looking for something to challenge the Republicans with, so they're behind this latest stunt to gain relevance. Your guess is as good as mine when this dog n' pony show will be over. That last one  7 years ago went 35 days. 

Todd N.- Birmingham, Alabama 
Q: The Democrats have successfully labeled Republicans as fascists, why don't the Republicans fight back by labeling Democrats as the Marxists they are? 
A: The real Marxists are the Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and this turd sauce salesman in New York, Lohran, Mamdani. They have successfully drawn the old guard Democrats to their side. The Democrats have no ideas or solutions so they depend on whipping up people's emotions to win elections. The Republicans are more analytical which means they offer facts to differentiate themselves. Unfortunately, in order for the Democrats to divide and conquer, they've had to ramp up their rhetoric to drive emotion and continue to play the race, Nazi, Fascist, threat to Democracy nonsense. 

Janet D.- Hadley, New York 
Q: How do you feel about October 14th, being a National Holiday for Charlie Kirk? 
A: it's no skin off my ass, we have 365 days to fill up so be it. I'm personally fighting for December 23rd to officially be named Festivus! 

Jared K.- Glendale, Arizona 
Q: I'm a Sophomore at ASU and I met a girl from Minnesota who I really like but she continues talk about living in Minnesota after she graduates and I want to stay in Arizona. Should I still pursue this relationship? 
A: Sure, a lot can change in three years. It's been proven women tend to want to live near family and friends within a 50 mile radius of where they grew up. You should go visit her in Minnesota to see if it's a place you might like. 

Zack M.- Dover, Delaware
Q: Do you agree the NFL should adopt and 18 game schedule?
A: Only if the teams get two bye weeks and still play 3 preseason games so they can evaluate talent better. 

Michelle G- Amherst, Massachusetts 
Q: What is the first thing you remember being taught in school?
A: Memorizing all 50 states and their state capitals. 

Jon L.- Springdale, Arkansas 
Q: If you were to leave the USA due to who the President is, where would you go? 
A: I would never leave the USA based on who the President is. However, if we came under Communist rule, Australia would be my choice. 

Jeremy W- Covington, Kentucky 
Q: Will you be listening to Taylor Swift's new album and giving us a review? 
A: Sorry, but no, when I left radio in 2022, I stopped listening to pop music, so I'm going to take a pass. 

Drew J- Stowe, Vermont 
Q: I've been seeing this girl for the past couple of months and now she wants me to meet her parents. How can I get out of this without messing up my  relationship? 
A: You're going to have to face the fire sometime, but the best way is to do it at a mutual location, not their home. As Mr. Miyagi said, too much advantage, their dojo. Set it up with your girlfriend so you can unintentionally intentionally run into them in public to get a feel if they're civil or not. 

Rich G.- Ventura, California 
Q: Now that LeBron James is out to start the season, who will be the Lakers starting five?
A: It's pretty obvious to me that it will be Doncic, Reaves, Ayton, Hachimura and Vanderbilt. 

Amos B- Chappell Hill, North Carolina 
Q: In your opinion, who is responsible for the Government shutdown?
A: The Democrats because 53 of 54 Republicans voted for budget while only 3 Democrats did and there need be 60 votes in the Senate to pass it. The party refusing to play ball is always the one who is responsible. 

Jake K.- Anaheim, California 
Q: Where do you stand on Prop 50? 
A: I am an enthusiastic HELL NO on Prop 50 because it's another Democratic scam to give Democrats more power and their advertising shows how desperate they are by deceiving. voter saying it's a national referendum on Donald Trump. 

Roberto M- Amarillo, Texas 
Q: Why would you recommend that a woman considering a boob job only get one? 
A: Think of it as a test ride. She tries out one and if she likes it, she gets the other one done. If not, she has the one that was installed removed. Plus, I was joking! 

Freddy K.- Biloxi, Mississippi 
Q: Do you think ANTIFA is real or not? 
A: The Marxist Democrats believe if you tell a lie often enough, people will start to believe it. That's what they're doing now by telling you they don't exist but we've seen the destruction. Yes, ANTIFA is real. 

Chip D. - Yorba Linda, California 
Q: Would you ever support Katie Porter for Governor of California? 
A: No and it's not because she looks like an angry fat cabbage patch doll either. She lacks the temperament for the job. I worked with enough of these maniacs in radio, and they're toxic. 

Send your questions and comments to ratsasspodcast@gmail.com 


Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 
1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 
2 If You Love Me, Prove it
3 You're Not Like Other Guys 
4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe
5 You Deserve Better Than Me 

The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 
1 Greece 
2 Brazil 
3 Russia
4 China 
5 Poland 
6 Italy 
7 Malaysia 
8 Spain 
9 Switzerland 
10. Mexico 

Zodiac Signs Ranked Based On Sexual Performance 
1 Libra 
2 Virgo
3 Pisces 
4 Leo 
5 Aquarius 
6 Scorpio 
7 Taurus 
8 Aries 
9 Capricorn 
10 Sagittarius 
11 Gemini
12 Cancer

6 Conversations That Lead To Sex 
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy 
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win 
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure 
6 The Unspoken Tease 

7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person 
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break 
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning 
5 You remain cool during times of chaos 
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months 

8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND 
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work 
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do 
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you 
5 She doesn't supervise your free time 
6 You share the same core values 
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends 
8 Her sex drive matches yours. 

10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots 

5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys 
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls 
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt 
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic 
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive

8 Signs She's Using You 
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something 
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating 
4 She avoids serious relationship talks 
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you. 
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries 
8 Deep down you feel something is off 

There are three sides to everyone's personality. 
1 Public Side 
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side 

Why Men Prefer Doggy Style 
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis 
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot 
3 It's Great For Quickies 

8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You 
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.  
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn. 
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life. 
8 She laughs a lot with you. 

The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy 
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair 
2 Rub Her Feet 
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears 
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks 

Men's Rules for Flirting 
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult 
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly 
5 Make her laugh 
6 Don't over compliment 
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch 
9 Be playful, not serious 
10 Avoid trying too hard 
11 Let her talk 
12 Leave her wanting more 

15 Signs She Loves You 
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3  She Listens To You 
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy 
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive 
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You 
10 She gives you gifts 
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly 
13 She tries protecting you 
14 She pleases you 
15 She says I love you 

10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God 
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking 
4 Takes care of her appearance 
5 Dresses modestly 
6 Keeps her house clean 
7 Doesn't drink or smoke 
8 Doesn't go clubbing 
9 No Tattoos 
10 Not a feminist  

Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before? 
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza? 
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later. 
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you! 

8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom 
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture 
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable 
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition 
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You 
8. They Are Professional Victims 

8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love 
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair. 
3. He doesn't stand up for her. 
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support. 
7. She is feeling trapped 
8. Lack of intimacy 

7 Signs That A  Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job 
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times. 
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details. 
3. They lies incessantly 
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior 
5. They never take responsibility for anything 
6. They crave constant attention 
7. They're a drama King/Queen 

5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1.  She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim. 
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job. 
3. Has Too Many Male Friends 
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations 
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past. 
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college. 

What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised? 
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men. 

What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D. 

The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes 
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server 
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting 
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun

If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them. 

A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes 
20% Said No 
7% Not Yet 

Women 
81% Said Yes 
9% Said No 
10% Not Yet 

8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask 
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?

The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love  
1,. Hawaii 
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego 
4. Miami 
5. New York 

A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.   

`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate 
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene 
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing 
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne 
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance 
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics 
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness 

Five Habits Women Hate About Men 
1. They Use Baby Talk 
2. Poor Table Manners
3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 
4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 
5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper 

Five Habits Men Hate About Women 
1 Being Secretive 
2 Too Judgmental 
3 Controlling Personality 
4 Constant Complaining 
5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His 

Men And Marriage 
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%

Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games 
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time. 

Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 
1 Confidence without Arrogance 
2 The Ability To Say No 
3 Mysterious Energy 
4 Passion And Purpose 
5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 
6 Playful Rebellion 
7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.


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