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THE CHEESE: Block & Boycott TMZ
ENTERTAINMENT: Your Friends And Neighbors
MUSIC: My Super 70's Phase - Top 10 Rock Playlist
SPORTS: The Lakers Off Season Dilemma
Q&A: May 2026
BATTLE OF THE SEXES: 8 Rules for Men
WALK OF SHAME: Welcome Stephen Colbert
when Mojo Elliott will return from a top secret location somewhere in the USA.
Instead of Mojo's Have A Good Time But Get Out Alive Tour, he is now on Mojo's Double Secret Location Tour, which means you'll never know what city he'll show up in until the day of the show every Monday & Thursday!
Where will Mojo be on Monday, June 1st?
Hmmm...
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BLOCK & BOYCOTT TMZ
It looks like the pricks at TMZ, are attempting to take down Los Angeles Mayor candidate Spencer Pratt by running hit piece after hit piece on him. Obviously they're in the pockets of the Democrats and current Mayor Karen Bass, who is running for re-election.
I don't have a problem with any media outlet doing investigative reporting as long as it's TRUE and it's equally executed on all viable candidates. This isn't the case with TMZ, they are going after Pratt specifically to help re-elect an inept and a known Communist Karen Bass to get re-elected. When this happens, there is only one thing we can do and that's BLOCK & BOYCOTT any media organization who is using blatantly using their platform to elect any political figure for either political party.
I have already gone through every social media platform where TMZ exists and blocked them and they will remain blocked for as long as I'm alive. There are plenty of other media platforms who simply report the news like Page Six or People magazine with out any biased reporting and they cover the same events, celebrities and public figures at TMZ.
Please join the Rat's Ass Podcast in their Boycott of TMZ across all new and traditional media sources. Together we can BLOW THEM UP!
YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS
Every now and then, Apple TV comes up with a really good series that is must see TV. Your Friends & Neighbors starring Jon Hamm is one of them.
Imagine being a successful hedge fund manager in wealthy upstate New York, only to get fired in disgrace and forced to become a thief in order to maintain his lavish lifestyle. Hamm plays Andrew Cooper, who also has the very predictable nickname of "Coop", is there anyone with the name of Cooper, first or last name, who isn't called "Coop"? I'll forgive the writers for that one but where they really deserve praise is for the writing.
I was attracted to this show because the premises was different from anything else I've seen in recent memory. Cooper maintains his lavish lifestyle by ripping off his wealthy friends. He also recruits his former maid to help him and they make the perfect modern day Bonnie and Clyde couple. What makes the show entertaining is because things don't always go as planned. There is murder, a difficult pawn shop owner who plays both sides of the fence to make money, another words she rips of the thieves who come to her to fence the items they steal.
All of this is wrapped around Cooper's personal life with an ex-wife played by Amanda Peete and grown children trying to survive in the Ivy League. Cooper also has a few women on the side like Oliva Munn, who trade their virtue to try and elevate their status among the elite. Who doesn't appreciate a lady who won't give it up for free unless there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
So far, there are two seasons with 9 episodes in season one and their will be 11 episodes when season 2 completes in June. Your Friends & Neighbors is one of those shows you start watching on Friday night and cancel your weekend plans so you can complete the entire series. Hamm, hasn't been this good since Mad Men.
CAN YOU NAME JON HAMM'S FIRST TV SERIES?
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MY SUPER 70'S PHASE 
I was never a fan of the pop songs from the 70's and I think it was because they continued to promote them as being a continuation of the hippy movement that I loathed thanks to my older brother and sisters. When I started in radio in 1979, I was forced to play what was referred to then as MOR (middle of the road) because that's what older women preferred. It was later changed to Adult Contemporary music, but still the same older women were the target demographic.
As a new radio talent, I had to play it or go look for another job and at the time, there were a lot of these type stations and where the opportunity was. I recall being extremely embarrassed when I had to admit I worked for an MOR station and not the cool Top 40 or Rock station. When I worked the night show, I would get calls from lonely women in their 40's and 50's who wanted to have phone sex with me and I'd hang up on them. Keep in mind, I'm 19 years old at the time and wanted no part of any Cougars. It's also where I learned women are just a bad as men when it comes to sexual exploits, if not worse.
As you know, I don't listen to the radio anymore. I build playlists on my Apple iTunes platform so I don't have to listen to lame radio disc jockey's, commercials or the station identifiers that haven't changed in how they're produced since the 80's, but that's a completely different subject. One day I came across a song I haven't heard in years by Rare Earth called "I Just Want To Celebrate" and it brought back memories of being 13 years old and hanging out at our local municipal pool filled with girls I went to school with wearing two piece bikinis. I started thinking about those old songs like Elton John "Rocket Man", The Hollies "Long Cool Woman", The Doors "Riders on the Storm", Chicago "Feeling Stronger Everyday", all songs I liked and looked forward to playing when they came up in rotation on the radio. Then I started digging for more of these super songs from the 70's and found the Doobie Brothers, Steely Dan, Paul McCartney & Wings, plus some of the good R&B from Earth, Wind & Fire, The Ohio Players, Temptations, War, Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder. Add in some Atlanta Rhythm Section, The Eagles, Grand Funk and ELO and I rediscovered the best feel good music from my early teen years on the planet.
You won't hear these songs on the radio anymore because their mass appeal is for people way out of the money demo, manly 65 plus. At the end of the playlist, I came up with 275 titles and I could easily add 100 more. Now I put the playlist on shuffle and can listen for hours. The oddest thing about it is I think I hit puberty again.
THE WEEK OF: May 25, 2026
1 Pretty Reckless- When I Wake Up
2 Shinedown- Safe And Sound
3 Papa Roach- Wake Up Calling
4 Volbeat- Domestic Depression
5 Foo Fighters- Your Favorite Toy
6 Three Days Grace- Don't Wanna Go Home Tonight
7 Breaking Benjamin- Something Wicked
8 Black Label Society- Name In Blood
9 Black Crowes- It's Like That
10 Social Distortion- Born To Kill
10 Social Distortion- Born To Kill
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THE LAKERS OFFSEASON DILEMMA
Now that the Los Angeles Lakers have been eliminated from the playoffs by Oklahoma City, there won't be time to mourn what could have been if they would have had a healthy Luka Doncic and Austin Reaves heading in to their series with the Thunder because their focus will have to quickly switch to next season.
The Lakers have a lot of player decisions to make leading up to the NBA Draft on June 23rd, where they have one first round pick. Will it be used in a trade or will Los Angeles keep it to start rebuilding? It will depend on where they pick and who they project will be available when they draft.
The bigger issue the Lakers face is potentially losing 7 of their core 10 players from this season including LeBron James, Rui Hachimura, Austin Reaves, Deandre Ayton, Luke Kennard, Jaxson Hayes and Marcus Smart. The only 3 players from their core 10 are under contract and that's Luka Doncic, Jake LaRavia, and Jarred Vanderbilt.
The biggest questions are will the Lakers sign LeBron James or are his days over as a Laker. Will they Lakers choose to keep Austin Reaves? There is a good chance, we won't recognize next years Lakers team. I got to say, I'm not impressed with the Free Agent pool becoming available when the season ends. The Lakers are going to have to be cleaver in the trade market if they want to improve the team to compete with Oklahoma City and San Antonio next season. The good news is there are a lot of teams in the same boat as the Lakers.
Here is the Lakers current roster with each players end of season status;
Under Agreement
Luka Doncic
Jake LaRavia
Jake LaRavia
Jarred Vanderbilt
Bronny James
Dalton Knecht
Nick Smith Jr.
Adou Thiero
Unrestricted Free Agents
LeBron James
Rui Hachimura
Luke Kennard
Jaxson Hayes
Maxi Kleber
Player Options
Deandra Ayton
Austin Reaves
Marcus Smart
Two Way Contracts
Chris Manon
Drew Timme
Draft Picks
1st Round Pick
No 2nd Round Pick
Who are you keeping and who are you letting go? As much as I appreciate LeBron James, it is probably time to cut ties with him because of the money he demands. The only way I keep LeBron is if there isn't a Free Agent or a trade to replace his production for one more year. Plus, you know he's only going to play maybe 55-60 games, regardless of where he goes.
At this point, these are my must keep players from this years roster and the rest can be used as trade pieces.
Luka Doncic
Austin Reaves
DeAndre Ayton
Rui Hachimura
Luke Kennard
Jaxson Hayes
Jarred Vanderbilt
Jake LaRavia
Marcus Smart
Rui Hachimura
Luke Kennard
Jaxson Hayes
Jarred Vanderbilt
Jake LaRavia
Marcus Smart
As always, the offseason could be more entertaining than the regular season for Los Angeles.
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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST
MAY 2026
MAY 2026
Brandon T.- Reno, Nevada
Q: If you were an executive at ABC, would you have fired Jimmy Kimmel for what he said to Melania Trump?
Q: If you were an executive at ABC, would you have fired Jimmy Kimmel for what he said to Melania Trump?
A: This might shock you but no. He didn't know about Trumps assassination prior to what he said and I wouldn't fire anyone for having bad timing. He should be fired for his piss poor ratings.
Rick S.- Santa Fe, New Mexico
Q: I heard my sister tell our mother "I love my husband but I'm not in love with my husband". What in the hell does that mean?
Q: I heard my sister tell our mother "I love my husband but I'm not in love with my husband". What in the hell does that mean?
A: According to Dr. Laura who used to be a weekly guest on my radio show, it means she loves her husband for what he provides but he isn't ringing her bell in the bed room anymore.
Daphne G.- Colorado Springs
Q: I just landed my first management overseeing 8 radio stations, what advice do you have for me?
A: Never lose your temper with anyone from your staff. You can spends months or even years gaining their trust and it only takes once for you to blow a gasket to lose all the trust you've built. You always have to be the coolest head in the room regardless of the circumstance.
Pete W.- Keene, New Hampshire
Q: You recently made fun of Scooter Braun for being 44 and still going by Scooter. What's your excuse for being older and still using Mojo?
A: That's a fair question Pete, because I can and will continue to do so because it's what my God expects out of me.
Sandy K.- Grove City, Ohio
Q: Did you see where 77% of Americans are blaming President Trump ffor the high gas prices? Have they forgot how high gas prices stayed for 4 years under Joe Biden?
A: Some people can't see past the price on the pump. The man in the White House always gets the blame. In this case, Democrats are going to pound Trump on this issues to gain back power in the midterms.
Amy B.- Hobbs, New Mexico
Q: What evidence do you have the Beatles were a boy band?
A: If you watch ever concert the Beatles did in the USA from 1964-1966 before they grew out their mop tops, upto 75% of the audience was made up of screaming teen age girls. That's the definition of a boy band.
Jake T.- Saginaw, Michigan
Q: I asked my girlfriend of 4 years to marry me and she not only turned me down, she broke up with me. Now she won't return my calls, texts or emails. How should I handle this?
A: Give her time and space to work it out. She might still say no, but if you corner and pressure her, I guarantee you don't stand a chance. In the mean time, go get in a pile of ladies.
Skip C.- Fresno, California
Q: This is for my mother to hear. What advice would you give a woman who is in her mid 50's and hasn't been with a man in 12 years but now wants to get back in the saddle with a new guy she met and really likes?
A: Whatever she does, please don't kill him.
Susanne W.- Encino, California
Q: What do you think about reality star Spencer Pratt running for Mayor of Los Angeles?
A: He can't be any worse than Karen Bass! It's time to leave the Democrats in California behind or it's only going to get worse here.
Evan K- Boise, Idaho
Q: My girl friend accepted a job in Miami, Florida about 3 months ago. Our plan was for me to move their after I found a job. About a month ago, she stopped responding to me. No emails, texts or phone calls, so I assume she met someone else. I'm thinking about flying to Miami to confront her. Do you think I'm justified in doing so?
A: You have to do what allows you to live with yourself, but if I'm in your shoes I'm not wasting my time. Her silence was her goodbye and nothing you say or do will change it. My advice is to focus on you and living your best life.
Ricky K.- Shreveport, Louisiana
Q: Would you mind posting the three main reasons women ghost men?
A: According to AI databases, 70-75% of women become involved with other men and they use them as an off ramp to end a fading relationship. They ghost to avoid an argument or being judged. Next is due to personal circumstances that could range from a multitude of reasons, again they ghost to avoid difficult discussions. Finally, they do it to harm the person they ghost mentally including creating anxiety, depression and to lower their self-esteem.
Cass B.- Salt Lake City, Utah
Q: I met a guy on a business trip and we slept together. My problem is I have a boyfriend and now this guy is calling and texting me. I have a feeling he's going to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune time. How do I get rid of him.
A: Easy, text him and say you have a good time but you have a boyfriend and he's all the man you want and need. Please stop contacting me. If that doesn't work, try ghosting him.
Marilee H.- Camden, New Jersey
Q: I've been following your travels on Facebook, and I wanted thank you for posting photos of Tombstone. I've always wanted to see it.
Q: I've been following your travels on Facebook, and I wanted thank you for posting photos of Tombstone. I've always wanted to see it.
A: My pleasure. I' m aware a lot of people would like to see Tombstone but would never go out of their way to see it and since the popular movie Tombstone, wasn't filmed in Tombstone I figured there might be some who would appreciate seeing the real Tombstone.
Busby P.- Daytona Beach, Florida
Q: Settle this debate. Where do people consider their hometown to be?
Q: Settle this debate. Where do people consider their hometown to be?
A: If they were born and graduated high school from the same place, that's their hometown but I think it comes down to where you first got laid!
Mike W.- Kenosha, Wisconsin
Q: I had sex for the first time with a girl I've been seeing and I don't think she's ever shave her kitty. How do I get her to trim that beast without offending her.
A: During the throws of passion, you stop and show her a weed whacker and a bikini genie and ask her which one she prefers and you get to be the gardener playboy!
Justin K.- Winchester, Virginia
Q: Try this one on for size. I was in a 9 year extra marital affair with a lady 50 miles away. About three months ago, she ghosted me and won't return calls, texts or email. I'm not one to chase, but do you think I should? This has been downright cruel.
Q: Try this one on for size. I was in a 9 year extra marital affair with a lady 50 miles away. About three months ago, she ghosted me and won't return calls, texts or email. I'm not one to chase, but do you think I should? This has been downright cruel.
A: Obviously she's dealing with something she isn't capable of sharing with you, so chasing changes nothing. If you've been kind trying to reach out, maybe she'll reach out and explain someday. Outside of that, let time and space work it's Mojo!
Jason M.- Port Arthur, Texas
Q: If someone ghosted you and came back, would you give them a second chance?
A: I would be concerned if they did it once, would they do it again, but I wouldn't close the door but it would depend on the circumstances why they did it the first time.
Kelly K.- Provo, Utah
Q: You mentioned your mother told you at age 13, you were old enough to make your own decisions. My son just turned 14, what advice would you give him?
Q: You mentioned your mother told you at age 13, you were old enough to make your own decisions. My son just turned 14, what advice would you give him?
A: In general I believe the sooner a young man can get a job and learn the value of money the better. Education is equally important so if he can achieve both, he'll be a dangerous person.
Dominick Z.- Birmingham, Alabama
Q: I have a radio related question. What is the best way to ask for a raise?
Q: I have a radio related question. What is the best way to ask for a raise?
A: Before you ask for a raise, you have to be able to show how you pay for yourself or make the company money. If you can't do this, then you're not ready to ask for a raise.
New Q&A Is Added After Every Podcast
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This is where we collect and share relationship data to help you understand and navigate around the opposite sex. 8 Rules For Men 1 Never Touch A Married Woman 2 Never Mess With A Coworker 3 Never Go Near Your Sons Ex 4 Never Entertain Single Moms 5 Never Look At Your Brothers Girl 6 Never Chase Older Women Out Of Desperation 7 Never Sleep With A Woman You Don't Trust 8 One Night Of Desire Can Destroy A Lifetime Of Progress Women And Marriage (Age Group 21-44) Favorable View Of Marriage 61% Unfavorable View of Marriage 29% Undecided View of Marriage 10% The 5 Best Ways To Ask A Girl Out 1. The Quiz She Can't Lose 2. The Website Dedication 3. Secret Admirer Note In Her Mail Box 4. Write As Song or a Poem About Her 5. The Birthday Celebration Invitation Zodiac Signs Ranked By Sex Performance 1 Libra 2 Virgo 3 Pisces 4 Leo 5 Aquarius 6 Scorpio 7 Taurus 8 Aries 9 Capricorn 10 Sagittarius 11 Gemini 12 Cancer What Men Expect From Women Today 1. A partner not a dependent 2. Inexperienced sexually 3. Shared values politically and religiously 4. Individualism within the relationship 5. Commonality Five Habits Women Hate About Men 1. They Use Baby Talk 2. Poor Table Manners 3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 1 Confidence without Arrogance 2 The Ability To Say No 3 Mysterious Energy 4 Passion And Purpose 5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 6 Playful Rebellion 7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge DOES SIZE MATTER? When it comes to height, women mostly prefer a man who is taller than them but a recent poll ask women what is an acceptable height for a man? 61% said over 6' 19% said Over 5'10" 12% Over 5'8" 8% Under 5'8" The Top 5 Books About Sex 1 The Joy Of Sex 2 Come As You Are 3 The Guide To Getting It On 4 Mating In Captivity 5 Bonk 7 Women Men Should Stay Away From 1 Your Ex 2 A Friends Ex 3 Party Girls 4 Coworkers 5 Single Moms 6 Attention Seekers 7 Girls With Male Friends 5 Habits Men Hate About Women 1 Being Secretive 2 Too Judgmental 3 Controlling Personality 4 Constant Complaining 5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His Make Her Think About You After Sex 1 Slow down, what's the rush. 2 Keep her expectations low & surprise her 3 Breath with her, it promotes intimacy 4 Look her in the eyes 5 Detach afterwards, don't cling or chase Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 2 If You Love Me, Prove it 3 You're Not Like Other Guys 4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe 5 You Deserve Better Than Me The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 1 Greece 2 Brazil 3 Russia 4 China 5 Poland 6 Italy 7 Malaysia 8 Spain 9 Switzerland 10. Mexico |
6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
The one thing we can count on is famous people will say and do the stupidest stuff and when they do...they'll be enshrined on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
The city of New York is going to regret the day they elected Zohran Mamdani, a Communist Socialist as it's Mayor. Immediately after taking the oath of office on the Quran, he began breaking the promises he made that got him elected. He also proceeded to surround himself with people who are as unqualified as he his to be Mayor of America's largest city. This is why Mamdani is the first official honoree of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TIM WALZ
Less than a year ago, Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz, was selected to run as Kamala Harris's Vice President. On January 5th, 2026,Walz dropped out of the Minnesota's governors race due to pressure from overseeing a billion dollar fraud scheme by Somalian refugees and did nothing about it. Like all Democrats, he failed to take responsibility and played the victim while blaming Republicans for his demise. Walz's actions has earned him a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
THE RAVENS
All John Harbaugh did for the Baltimore Ravens was win. During his 18 years as head coach, John went 180-113 and led the Ravens to the playoffs 12 times, played in 4 AFC Championship games and won a Super Bowl in 2012. The Ravens came up short this season due to a missed field goal and for this Baltimore fired John. Because of this despicable act, the Baltimore Ravens franchise will be honored on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
GAVIN NEWSOM
A Governor really has to be a ginormous pile of crap to show up in Davos, Switzerland for the sole purpose of undermining the President of the Untied States, but that's what California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom did. He used California taxpayer dollars to travel to Davos thinking he was going to torpedo President Trumps agenda. Because Of Newsom's shenanigans, he has earned a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JIMMY KIMMEL
Poor whittle Jimmy Kimmel, was all broken hearted over the presence of ICE in Minneapolis and was so touched by the outpouring of protectionism the agitators and protestors had for protecting their fellow citizens, that he started crying again. Jimmy has no tears for American citizens who have been raped and murdered by illegal aliens but feels touched by those who protect them. This behavior has earned Jimmy "Cry Baby" Kimmel his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
BILLIE EILISH
Pop singer, Billie Eilish thought she was going to start a revolution at the 2026 Grammy Awards when she said "no one is illegal on stolen land" and it turns out she owns a home in Los Angeles on tribal land surrounded by gates. Can you say "hypocrite?" and this how Eilish will be remembered and how her music career ended in a nano second. That's why Billie Eilish has secured her spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame! Bravo Billie...
DEMOCRATS IN MUNICH
A contingent of U.S. Democrats consisting of Gavin Newson, Ruben Gallego, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Gretchen Whitmer went to Munich, Germany this week to bad mouth the Untied States and to assure their globalist pals if they win back the White House in 2028, their gravy train on biscuit wheels will return. Because of their traitorous act, we honor all four with a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame for selling out America.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
The Ex Barmaid from Brooklyn, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, showed why an inexperienced representative should never be sent to a foreign country to discuss foreign policy. Ocasio-Cortez, who always considers herself to be the smartest person in any room stumbled all over herself when asked a simple question during the Democrats Trump Bashing mission to Munich, Germany. This has earned AOC a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THOMAS MASSEY
Say hello to Republican Senator Thomas Massey from Kentucky, who always votes with the Democrats making him a RINO (Republican In Name Only). Masse was the first to criticize President Trump for taking out Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and 40 of his top military brass to severely cripple the worlds leading terrorist cult's hold on Iran after 47 years. Because Massey, obviously supports the terrorists, he earns a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
This is House Democratic Leader, Hakeem Jeffries, the guy who looks like he's conducting an orchestra when he speaks. Hakeem is a pro Iranian anti American who openly roots for the U.S. Military to fail. If we're stupid enough to give power back to the Democrats, Jeffries is next in line to be the Speaker of The House which is 3rd in command behind the President and Vice President. Because Jeffries displays anti American behavior, he has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
KRISTI NOEM
Shame on former DHS Secretary and Governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem, who became the first casualty of the second term for the Trump administration. Noem was fired for spending $220 million taxpayer dollars on a self-promotion ad campaign and a rumored affair with Corey Lewandowski, who worked under her leadership. Unfortunately, Kristi's itch in her ditch will most likely have an impact on her 33 year marriage to her husband Bryon and her 3 children. Kristi Noem's acts of narcissism has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
This one might be the all time show stopper never to be topped again on the Wall of Shame. Congratulations to View host, Whoopi Goldberg for insinuating that Donald Trump started the war on Iran to get our minds off the Nancy Guthrie disappearance case. Trump started a billion dollar a day attack on Iran so we wouldn't be consumed by Savannah Guthrie's mothers disappearance. How damn stupid can one person be? Goldberg's comment has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THE OSCARS
At their peak when movies were good, the Oscars or Academy Awards drew approximately 58 million viewers in the 1990's. Flash forward to 2026, and the Oscars, also known as the political acceptance speech awards only drew 17.9 million viewers, down nearly 2 million from 2025. But do you think the Academy of Motion Pictures gives a Rat's Ass? Hell no, they'll double down next year because there are still 17 million people willing to sit through the nonsense. This is why the Oscars has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JOE ROGAN
We all say stupid stuff sometimes but to go out of your way to do it on purpose for effect can really come back to bite you in the nut sack. This is what happened to comedian/podcaster Joe Rogan, when he repeated a story about Erica Kirk having a dick. Anyone who's seen Erica knows she's all woman with the glow of God. This is why Joe's douche bad comment has landed him on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
PAM BONDI
Bondi, Pam Bondi was not fired by Donald Trump, she was reassigned and there is a difference. Regardless, Pam failed to get what America wanted done and that was hold the Democrats who weaponized the Government and attempted to take down Trump and persecuted conservatives during Obama and Biden's reign of terror. We The People wanted accountability. Because Bondi, Pam Bondi failed she has earned her place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TUCKER CARLSON
There has been skepticism for years that Tucker Carlson went to bat for whoever paid him the most money. Is it possible Carlson is now on the George Soros payroll? Carlson, a one time support of President Trump when he was on Fox News, has become one of the most outspoken against the President and look no further than his recent rant about Trump mocking Muslims on Easter. Is Carlson now a Muslim? Or is it just Soros money talking? Carlson's rant has earned his a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
CHUCK SCHUMER
It was just a matter of time before we honored Chuck Schumer, one of the biggest POS in the Democratic party. Schumer has been fighting for his political survival and has gone as far as shutting down the government twice to save his ass. Chuck has finally earned his spot based on his despicable comments about nobody respecting ICE and the Border Patrol proving once again, the Democrats are all in on OPEN BORDERS. Congrats Chuck, you have more than earned your place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Congratulations to our first two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame recipient Jimmy KImmel. The ABC Late Night Stalker stepped on his Guillermo when he told the first lady Melania Trump "she had the glow of an expectant widow" two days before another would be assassin would make a third attempt on President Trumps life. Granted Kimmel didn't know the assassins plan but his sense of timing so close to the WHCD is still worthy of another spot on Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is what happens when Clueless goes to DC. This week, the former bartender made the ignorant comment that someone who takes a risk and is fortunate to turn that risk in to becoming a billionaire, they're not allowed to earn that much. America was founded on people who were risk takers and had a vision for creating things that led to a better life for everyone. Not some smug Democrat who only seeks to take from the rich and give to the lazy. Because of Alexandria's dipshittery, she has won another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
TMZ's HARVEY LEVIN
The douchebags at TMZ led by Harvey Levin, have decided to do a series of hit pieces on Los Angeles Mayor candidate Spencer Pratt to help re-elect an inept communist Mayor, Karen Bass. These are the same Jagoff's who cheered Charlie Kirk's murder and tried to lie about it. Because everyone who works at TMZ is a ginormous pile of shit, we've reserved a spot for Harvey and his entire staff on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
STEPHEN COLBERT
How does a douchebag that looks like an insurance salesman get a gig hosting a late night TV talk show and be taken seriously as a comedian? Oh...that's right, Stephen Colbert wasn't a comedian, he was a Donald Trump hating dipshit paid to trash him by CBS. Colbert had his nightly Trump bash fest cancelled and is now on the streets looking for a new place to smell. Due to his lack of talent, low ratings and cost overruns, Stephen Colbert has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
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