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THE CHEESE: It's The Economy Stupid
ENTERTAINMENT: The Civilian Vigilante
MUSIC: What Is Axe Rock TV? - Axe Rock Top 10 Playlist
RADIO WARS: WAXQ/New York Vs KLOS/Los Angeles
RADIO WARS: WAXQ/New York Vs KLOS/Los Angeles
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NFL Pick'em Week One / Dirty Rats Fantasy Football
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THE
It's The Economy Stupid
Trust me, nobody is more pissed off about paying $6 for a gallon of fucking gasoline than me. What concerns me more is seeing the price for deasil fuel skyrocketing because that means higher prices on everything else. Call it what you want, a war or a conflict with Iran is becoming detrimental to our economy. We keep hearing how decimated Iran's economy is getting as the U.S. Military slowly destroys the current Iranian regime, but what about our economy?
Americans are pissed off and my biggest concern is if it doesn't start to get better fast, the United States is going to get suckered into becoming a Marxist lead Communist country. We are a nation of people who have been conditioned to want everything immediately. Instant gratification is out of control. Americans have no patience for anything and I don't give a rat's hairy ass how old you are. The only people who have patience in America are the elderly who forgot who they are and anyone under 7.
Before Trump was elected, I mentioned on the Rat's Ass Podcast the prices we were paying weren't going to chance, that over time wages would catch up. This is what happened the last time a Democrat named Jimmy Carter was President and attempted to implement his idea of socialism. Carter only lasted four years because he, like Biden was a nincompoop. It took Ronald Reagan, almost four years to turn Carter's miserable economy around and it almost coast him the 1984 election but he won and from their the decade of decadence was off and running. Trump is going to need more time and I fear Americans at the midterms are going to do what they always do, put the party currently out of power back in power, meaning the Democrats. In order to stop this from happening, Republicans and moderate Democrats who see the world like John Fetterman, Independents and Libertarians will need to get out and vote in droves. Like 2024, it's got to be an all hands on deck too big to rig effort or America will never see another golden age again. I know what that golden age felt like but because we've had Democrats holding the Presidency for 20 of the past 34 years, they have sold us out to the highest bidder. I won't bother you with how NAFTA destroyed my hometown where steel mill after steel mill was closed putting thousands of well paid blue collar workers out of a job. Jobs Trump is trying to bring back but if you put the Democrats back in power, those jobs will go to illegals who will once again flow across our boarder with their hand out.
Not only are we a nation of people who suffer from the need for instant gratification, we're also a nation of people with short memories. It's only been two years and already Americans have forgotten about how bad it was during the Biden years. The wide open boarder, the doubling and tripling of prices on everything because the Democrats used the pandemic to print trillions of dollars and pissed it away driving inflation up 9% at it's peak. The money the Democrats pissed away went to pay for all the illegals who invaded our country during the Biden years. Why? Because the Democrats were attempting to create a new voter base to gain one party rule like they have in New York, California and Illinois. How have those states thrived under Democratic one party rule? You have plenty of examples to demonstrate how Socialism works just by paying attention to New York, California and Illinois.
To break it down in the simplest of terms, if you don't vote to keep the Republicans in power in November, you're setting the rest of the country up to become just like New York, California, and Illinois. You will see a replay of what happened during the Biden years and probably worse because the Democrats will have a bigger sense of urgency. Obama tried to slow walk his fundamental change of America and when Trump crushed Hillary Clinton in 2016, you saw how fast the Democrats moved in 2020, Biden was elected. They wasted no time opening the boarder, while telling us it was closed to allow millions upon millions of welfare cases to walk across our boarder with their hand out and our tax dollars went to pay for them. Essentially, the Democrats bent you over the table and fucked you up the ass without the lube and you're on the verge of making the Democrats your permanent daddy.
I am not happy with where the American economy is right now, but I guarantee if you allow the Democrats an inch in November, they will take 100 miles and you'll feel more financial pain then you ever have in your entire life and the United States will become the next Cuba.
THE CIVILIAN VIGILANTE
Civilian Vigilante stars Armie Hammer, as Michael Sanders, an American living in Croatia and he becomes enraged by a local justice system that's broken and favors the villain over the victim. Sound familiar? This movie is being marketed as being banned in Europe because it calls out the injustice that's happening around the world due to illegal immigration issues.
Sanders decides the local law enforcement's hands are tied and takes matters into his own hands to achieve justice for those incapable of fighting for themselves. This leads to him being hunted by local law enforcement and how he deals with them is extremely entertaining.
What he does to a family of Muslim's who believe in Shira Law and refuse to assimilate to the Croatia way of life is down right disturbing after the son of a Muslim immigrant decided to take part in the gang rape of a teenage girl. I can understand why the film was banned because it creates the fear copycat vigilante's could start popping up.
Amazon Prime is currently offering the movie to buy or rent, and apparently there is no fear of the movie inspiring copycat vigilantes in every city in the Untied States. Here, nobody gets concerned until it starts happening but I won't get into a political rant over Civilian Vigilante.
Director and writer Uwe Boll, did a good job of calling out what's happening in Europe and around the world, but Civilian Vigilante, plays more like a B movie that will eventually get buried on Tubi. Still, it's worth renting and spending 90 minutes with. Hammer, nails the role of Michael Sanders, and you'll likely to end up rooting for him and want to see more vengeance.
Who knows, it might even inspire you to become a Citizen Vigilante.
WHAT IS AC/DC'S SECOND BEST SELLING ALBUM?
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WHAT IS AXE ROCK TV?
In 2009, I created the Axe Radio concept and launched Axe Radio.com. It became the 3rd most listened to Internet radio station on Apple's now defunct streaming platform which was quite an accomplishment considering there were over 120 Internet Rock stations at the time. As part of an agreement to consult a group with 54 stations, I agreed to shut it down and move the concept to their rock formats across all markets. The format always made money and had great ratings, always the top rock station in every market.
When I launched the Rat's Ass Podcast in 2024, and it became available on YouTube, I started Rat's Ass Rock TV, and the vision was to create the deepest rock library on one source. The challenge with programming music on radio or a visual medium is people have their own tastes and can pretty much get music anywhere. Why bother listening, watching and subscribing to Rat's Ass Rock TV? My main motivation was to tie it in with the Rat's Ass brand I've been working on establishing since August of 2024.
Recently, I was reviewing old Axe Radio material and it hit me. Axe Radio belongs on YouTube, so I decided to rebrand Rat's Ass Rock TV as Axe Rock TV. The best part is you can still connect the same way as Rat's Ass Rock TV. Visit our hub at ratsasspodcast.com and click on the YouTube icon which takes you to the Rat's Ass Podcast. Then you click on "Playlists" and you'll find Axe Rock featuring multiple categories of audio and video to get your rock on.
Each category is in the process of being built, so you can watch it grow as opposed to me completing a category behind the scenes before going public. This way you'll have a different experience every time you return.
Here is a list of the categories you can explore on Axe Rock TV and keep in mind each playlist category is a work in progress.
Audio
Axe Rock Radio - designed to flow like you were listening to the radio.
Axe Rock Deep Cuts- All the songs by the core artists of Axe Radio that were never played on the radio but is why fans came to appreciate each one.
Axe Rock Deeper Cuts- This category is for all the bands who are not core artists of the Axe Radio format but they produced some killer memorable tracks you may have forgotten about.
Video
Axe Rock Top 10 Current Rock Videos
Axe Rock Classic- The best videos we can find from the 60's through the 90's.
Axe Rock Classic- The best videos we can find from the 60's through the 90's.
Axe Rock X The 2K's- All the Top 10 videos from each year 2000 till now.
Axe Rock Live Concerts - New adds every week as they become available
Axe Rock Interviews & Documentaries
Axe Rock Top 100 Rock Videos of all time.
Axe Rock Top 100 Rock Videos of all time.
Axe Rock Best of Series- The Top 10 videos from core artists of Axe Rock TV.
Axe Rock Themes -A variety of different themes that offer an opportunity to tie in with Rock music.
The reason to subscribe is because you can experience the Rock genre all in one place from an audio and visual standpoint. I think you'll find it'll be a great source for rock music discovery from back in the day till now too.
Axe Rock Radio Sample Hour
Guns N' Roses- Welcome To The Jungle
Pearl Jam- Alive
Pink Floyd- Have A Cigar
Aerosmith- Sweet Emotion
Rush- Limelight
Ozzy Osbourne- Mama, I'm Coming Home
Heart- Barracuda
The Police- Every Little Things She Does
Bon Jovi- Wanted Dead Or Alive
Led Zeppelin- Ramble On
Metallica- Enter Sandman
Your feedback is always appreciated at ratsasspodcast@gmail.com
THE WEEK OF: September 14, 2026
1 Foo Fighters- Window
2 Shinedown- Young Again
3 Breaking Benjamin- Something Wicked
3 Breaking Benjamin- Something Wicked
4 Three Days Grace- Don't Wanna Go Home
5 Greta Van Fleet- Play Your Game
6 Nickelback- Rattle The Cage
7 A Perfect Circle- Starless
8 Five Finger Death Punch- Eye Of The Storm
9 Cage The Elephant- Beaches In Tennessee
10 Social Distortion- Tonight
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Radio Wars pits two of the highest rated Rock stations in America from the Top 50 markets against each other by comparing an hour of Rock programmed by each station.
You determine the winner by sending us an email to ratsasspodcast@gmail.com
and tell us which station had the best hour of Rock.
New Battles Happen On Monday.
WAXQ/New York Vs KLOS/Los Angeles
9.14.26
AC/DC- Shoot To Thrill
Matchbox Twenty- 3am
Matchbox Twenty- 3am
The Who- Eminence Front
ZZ Top- La Grange
Foo Fighters- Window
Motley Crue- Wild Side
Boston- Peace Of Mind
Steve Miller Band- Fly Like An Eagle
Stone Temple Pilots- Plush
Queen- Another One Bites The Dust
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- Mary Jane's Last Dance
Blue Oyster Cult- Don't Fear The Reaper
Green Day- Wake Me Up When September Ends
John Mellencamp- Hurt So Good
J. Giles Band- Centerfold
The Doors/Break On Through
Guns N' Roses- Welcome To The Jungle
Linkin Park- Somewhere I Belong
Steve Miller Band- The Joker
R.E.M.- Man On The Moon
Jet- Are You Going To Be My Girl
Blonde- Call Me
Nirvana- Heart Shaped Box
Scorpions- No One Like You
Cranberries- Zombie
Rolling Stones- Start Me Up
Foo Fighters- Everlong
Tom Petty- Free Fallin'
Green Day- Basket Case
Def Leppard- Pour Some Sugar On Me
Collective Soul- Shine
Led Zeppelin- Immigrant Song
Smashing Pumpkins- Disarm
WINNER
Week Of 9.7.26
WKLH/Milwaukee
(WAFX/Norfolk)
WILL THE BLACK HOLE HOWL?
Another NFL season is upon us and once again I will pad up and take my place as a member of Raider Nation confident this season will be better than the last. How hard can it be? The Raiders were 3-14 in 2025.
This years Raiders are going to look considerably different than last years team. During the off season Las Vegas hired Klint Kubiac, who was the offensive coordinator for the Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks. Klint comes from good football stock, as his father Gary Kubiac was once a well respected NFL coach. Then the Raiders inked veteran quarterback Kirk Cousins, who worked with Kubiac for three seasons in Minnesota when the Vikings were winning a lot of football games. They had the number one draft pick and selected National Champion and Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza, solidifying a position that had been a revolving door since Derek Carr was released. Now the Raiders are set up to compete now and well into the future at the QB 1 position. The Raiders solidified their offensive line and defensive secondary to the tune of 26 of the Raiders 53 man roster were not on the roster last season.
The Raiders will open against Miami in Las Vegas minus the services of all-pro Tight End Brock Bowers who is expected to miss 2-4 games after knee surgery, but the rest of the team should be healthy and ready to compete. The challenge for the Raiders will be at receiver after failing to sign a solid WR 1 and WR 2 to complement Bowers and slot receiver Tre Tucker. With Bowers out, teams can key on Tucker and shut down the Raiders other inexperienced receivers. I expect them to rely heavily on their running game with Ashton Jeanty and Mike Washington Jr. who looked outstanding during the preseason.
The Raiders schedule will be unforgiving this season. They only have 8 home games versus 9 rood games. They'll play 9 game against 7 opponents who made the playoffs last season on top of competing in the AFC West with the Chargers, Broncos and Chiefs. If the Raiders can win the winnable games on their schedule, there is no reason to believe they can't perform 2-3 upsets and win 8 or 9 games which would be a vast improvement over last season. It's a long 17 week season and there will be teams who were expected to win take a fall and teams not expected to win shock the nation and the Las Vegas Raiders might be one of those teams.
Once again in 2026, I will be posting my weekly NFL picks.
Over the past 5 years, I've been on point 78% of the time. My picks will be posted every Wednesday by 5pm PST but are subject to change up to 30 minutes before kick off on game day due to injury reports or weather conditions.
Week One
New England at Seattle- L
San Francisco at LA Rams- L
New Orleans at Detroit
Tampa Bay at Cincinnati
Baltimore at Indianapolis
San Francisco at LA Rams- L
New Orleans at Detroit
Tampa Bay at Cincinnati
Baltimore at Indianapolis
Cleveland at Jacksonville
NY Jets at Tennessee
Buffalo at Houston
Atlanta at Pittsburgh
Chicago at Carolina
Green Bay at Minnesota
Miami at Las Vegas
NY Jets at Tennessee
Buffalo at Houston
Atlanta at Pittsburgh
Chicago at Carolina
Green Bay at Minnesota
Miami at Las Vegas
Arizona at LA Chargers
Washington at Philadelphia
Dallas @ NY Giants
Dallas @ NY Giants
Denver at Kansas City
* Winners are in Bold
The 2026 Dirty Rats Roster
QB Drake Maye- New England Patriots
QB Bo Nix- Denver Broncos
QB Bo Nix- Denver Broncos
RB Jonathan Taylor- Indianapolis Colts
RB D'Andre Swift- Chicago Bears
RB Blake Corum- Los Angeles Rams
RB MarShawn Lloyd- Green Bay Packers
RB MarShawn Lloyd- Green Bay Packers
RB Mike Washington Jr- Las Vegas Raiders
WR George Pickens- Dallas Cowboys
WR Tee Higgins- Cincinnati Bengals
WR Deebo Samuel- San Francisco 49ers
WR Tre Tucker- Las Vegas Raiders
WR George Pickens- Dallas Cowboys
WR Tee Higgins- Cincinnati Bengals
WR Deebo Samuel- San Francisco 49ers
WR Tre Tucker- Las Vegas Raiders
WR Xavier Worthy- Kansas City Chiefs
TE Brock Bowers- Las Vegas Raiders (Injured)
TE- Dallas Goedert- Philadelphia Eagles
D Los Angeles Rams
K Brandon Aubrey- Dallas Cowboys
TE Brock Bowers- Las Vegas Raiders (Injured)
TE- Dallas Goedert- Philadelphia Eagles
D Los Angeles Rams
K Brandon Aubrey- Dallas Cowboys
* Starters in Bold
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SEPTEMBER 2026
SEPTEMBER 2026
Mac D.- Sandy, Utah
Q: Do you think Tyler Robinson should get the electric chair or the gas chamber for murdering Charlie Kirk?
Q: Do you think Tyler Robinson should get the electric chair or the gas chamber for murdering Charlie Kirk?
A: Neither...I'd rather see him get executed by firing squad.
Maggie C.- Arlington Heights, Illinois
Q: Not once have you mentioned anything about the Lindsay Clancy case. If you're all about being on top of the hot topics, why have you blown this situation off?
A: Because when I hear a mother kills her children, I have them convicted before I know their name. When I can't see a topic from both sides, I come from the school of when in doubt, leave it out.
Derek K.- Hot Springs, Arkansas
Q: I was where gas prices are now over $6 a gallon in California now, how do you like your President Trump now?
A: Trump is our President for starters, but I'm not happy about the gas prices but Democratic policies have more to do with prices than Trump.
Allison P.- Jefferson City, Missouri
Q: I have to ask what happened to you personally to make you so addiment about women getting a DNA test after they find out they're pregnant?
A: Outside of not finding out who my real father was until I was 22, I can't think of anything else.
Ronnie B.- Pensacola, Florida
Q: I've been dating a girl from Ferry Pass for a couple of years and not only did she ghost me, she moved away without telling me. Isn't that the ultimate ghost story?
A: Moving without telling you tells me you did something wrong Ronnie, what did you do? Screw her cat?
Randy H.- Samford, Connecticut
Q: What's your take on Maria Bartiromo getting axed by Fox New?
Q: What's your take on Maria Bartiromo getting axed by Fox New?
A: Based on my experience running radio stations, this is text book trying to get out of paying her contract.
Amanda H. Long Island, New York
Q: After all you've heard about the Lindsay Clancy case, are you telling me you can't form an opinion? Is she guilty or not?
A: I believe Clancy knew what she was doing because she overboard making sure she died. She cut her wrists, sliced her neck and jumped out of a window. She didn't count on living. If I'm on the jury, she's guilty!
Lisa A.- Yuba City, California
Q: I've been married for 9 years with two kids and it recently came to my attention that my husband has been hitting on my little sister. I'm not in a position to leave him, so what should I do?
A: Scare the bejesus out of him by reminding him what will happen if his dong does you wrong.
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Who can figure out the opposite sex? This is where we give it a shot! THE DARK SIDE OF MARRIAGE 1 Intimacy Can Slowly Fade Until You Feel Like Roommates 2 You Can Feel More Alone 3 Resentment Can Grow 4 You Can Gradually Lose Your Sense Of Self 5 Financial Pressure Can Erode Romance 5 TYPES OF WOMEN TO NEVER FORGIVE 1 One That Leaves You For Another Man 2 One That Ghosts You 3 One That Steals From You 4 One That Constantly Lies To You 5 One That Disrespects You 10 LIES WOMEN TELL MEN 1 I'm Not Ready For A Relationship Right Now 2 I Want A Nice Good Guy 3 He's Just A Friend 4 Money Doesn't Matter To Me 5 I've Only Sept With 5 Men 6 My Past Doesn't Matter, I've Changed 7 I Didn't See Your Text 8 I Want A Guy Who Cries With Me 9 I Don't Know What I Want 10 I'm Not Like The Other Girls 5 FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO GHOST 1 They Ghost Due To Feeling Overwhelmed 2 They Tend To Avoid Conflicts 3 Ghosting Doesn't Mean They Don't Care, It's Usually The Opposite 4 Eventually Regret Ghosting Someone They Cared About 4 They Fear Being Rejected So They Rarely Return 8 Rules For Men 1 Never Touch A Married Woman 2 Never Mess With A Coworker 3 Never Go Near Your Sons Ex 4 Never Entertain Single Moms 5 Never Look At Your Brothers Girl 6 Never Chase Older Women Out Of Desperation 7 Never Sleep With A Woman You Don't Trust 8 One Night Of Desire Can Destroy A Lifetime Of Progress Women And Marriage (Age Group 21-44) Favorable View Of Marriage 61% Unfavorable View of Marriage 29% Undecided View of Marriage 10% The 5 Best Ways To Ask A Girl Out 1. The Quiz She Can't Lose 2. The Website Dedication 3. Secret Admirer Note In Her Mail Box 4. Write As Song or a Poem About Her 5. The Birthday Celebration Invitation Zodiac Signs Ranked By Sex Performance 1 Libra 2 Virgo 3 Pisces 4 Leo 5 Aquarius 6 Scorpio 7 Taurus 8 Aries 9 Capricorn 10 Sagittarius 11 Gemini 12 Cancer What Men Expect From Women Today 1. A partner not a dependent 2. Inexperienced sexually 3. Shared values politically and religiously 4. Individualism within the relationship 5. Commonality Five Habits Women Hate About Men 1. They Use Baby Talk 2. Poor Table Manners 3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 1 Confidence without Arrogance 2 The Ability To Say No 3 Mysterious Energy 4 Passion And Purpose 5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 6 Playful Rebellion 7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge DOES SIZE MATTER? When it comes to height, women mostly prefer a man who is taller than them but a recent poll ask women what is an acceptable height for a man? 61% said over 6' 19% said Over 5'10" 12% Over 5'8" 8% Under 5'8" The Top 5 Books About Sex 1 The Joy Of Sex 2 Come As You Are 3 The Guide To Getting It On 4 Mating In Captivity 5 Bonk 7 Women Men Should Stay Away From 1 Your Ex 2 A Friends Ex 3 Party Girls 4 Coworkers 5 Single Moms 6 Attention Seekers 7 Girls With Male Friends 5 Habits Men Hate About Women 1 Being Secretive 2 Too Judgmental 3 Controlling Personality 4 Constant Complaining 5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His Make Her Think About You After Sex 1 Slow down, what's the rush. 2 Keep her expectations low & surprise her 3 Breath with her, it promotes intimacy 4 Look her in the eyes 5 Detach afterwards, don't cling or chase Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 2 If You Love Me, Prove it 3 You're Not Like Other Guys 4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe 5 You Deserve Better Than Me The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 1 Greece 2 Brazil 3 Russia 4 China 5 Poland 6 Italy 7 Malaysia 8 Spain 9 Switzerland 10. Mexico |
6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
* Our sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
The One Thing We Can Always Count On Is Famous People Saying And Doing Stupid Stuff!
When They Do, They'll Be Honored On The
Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
2026
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
The city of New York is going to regret the day they elected Zohran Mamdani, a Communist Socialist as it's Mayor. Immediately after taking the oath of office on the Quran, he began breaking the promises he made that got him elected. He also proceeded to surround himself with people who are as unqualified as he his to be Mayor of America's largest city. This is why Mamdani is the first official honoree of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TIM WALZ
Less than a year ago, Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz, was selected to run as Kamala Harris's Vice President. On January 5th, 2026,Walz dropped out of the Minnesota's governors race due to pressure from overseeing a billion dollar fraud scheme by Somalian refugees and did nothing about it. Like all Democrats, he failed to take responsibility and played the victim while blaming Republicans for his demise. Walz's actions has earned him a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
THE RAVENS
All John Harbaugh did for the Baltimore Ravens was win. During his 18 years as head coach, John went 180-113 and led the Ravens to the playoffs 12 times, played in 4 AFC Championship games and won a Super Bowl in 2012. The Ravens came up short this season due to a missed field goal and for this Baltimore fired John. Because of this despicable act, the Baltimore Ravens franchise will be honored on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
GAVIN NEWSOM
A Governor really has to be a ginormous pile of crap to show up in Davos, Switzerland for the sole purpose of undermining the President of the Untied States, but that's what California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom did. He used California taxpayer dollars to travel to Davos thinking he was going to torpedo President Trumps agenda. Because Of Newsom's shenanigans, he has earned a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JIMMY KIMMEL
Poor whittle Jimmy Kimmel, was all broken hearted over the presence of ICE in Minneapolis and was so touched by the outpouring of protectionism the agitators and protestors had for protecting their fellow citizens, that he started crying again. Jimmy has no tears for American citizens who have been raped and murdered by illegal aliens but feels touched by those who protect them. This behavior has earned Jimmy "Cry Baby" Kimmel his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
BILLIE EILISH
Pop singer, Billie Eilish thought she was going to start a revolution at the 2026 Grammy Awards when she said "no one is illegal on stolen land" and it turns out she owns a home in Los Angeles on tribal land surrounded by gates. Can you say "hypocrite?" and this how Eilish will be remembered and how her music career ended in a nano second. That's why Billie Eilish has secured her spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame! Bravo Billie...
DEMOCRATS IN MUNICH
A contingent of U.S. Democrats consisting of Gavin Newson, Ruben Gallego, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Gretchen Whitmer went to Munich, Germany this week to bad mouth the Untied States and to assure their globalist pals if they win back the White House in 2028, their gravy train on biscuit wheels will return. Because of their traitorous act, we honor all four with a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame for selling out America.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
The Ex Barmaid from Brooklyn, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, showed why an inexperienced representative should never be sent to a foreign country to discuss foreign policy. Ocasio-Cortez, who always considers herself to be the smartest person in any room stumbled all over herself when asked a simple question during the Democrats Trump Bashing mission to Munich, Germany. This has earned AOC a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THOMAS MASSEY
Say hello to Republican Senator Thomas Massey from Kentucky, who always votes with the Democrats making him a RINO (Republican In Name Only). Masse was the first to criticize President Trump for taking out Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and 40 of his top military brass to severely cripple the worlds leading terrorist cult's hold on Iran after 47 years. Because Massey, obviously supports the terrorists, he earns a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
This is House Democratic Leader, Hakeem Jeffries, the guy who looks like he's conducting an orchestra when he speaks. Hakeem is a pro Iranian anti American who openly roots for the U.S. Military to fail. If we're stupid enough to give power back to the Democrats, Jeffries is next in line to be the Speaker of The House which is 3rd in command behind the President and Vice President. Because Jeffries displays anti American behavior, he has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
KRISTI NOEM
Shame on former DHS Secretary and Governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem, who became the first casualty of the second term for the Trump administration. Noem was fired for spending $220 million taxpayer dollars on a self-promotion ad campaign and a rumored affair with Corey Lewandowski, who worked under her leadership. Unfortunately, Kristi's itch in her ditch will most likely have an impact on her 33 year marriage to her husband Bryon and her 3 children. Kristi Noem's acts of narcissism has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
This one might be the all time show stopper never to be topped again on the Wall of Shame. Congratulations to View host, Whoopi Goldberg for insinuating that Donald Trump started the war on Iran to get our minds off the Nancy Guthrie disappearance case. Trump started a billion dollar a day attack on Iran so we wouldn't be consumed by Savannah Guthrie's mothers disappearance. How damn stupid can one person be? Goldberg's comment has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THE OSCARS
At their peak when movies were good, the Oscars or Academy Awards drew approximately 58 million viewers in the 1990's. Flash forward to 2026, and the Oscars, also known as the political acceptance speech awards only drew 17.9 million viewers, down nearly 2 million from 2025. But do you think the Academy of Motion Pictures gives a Rat's Ass? Hell no, they'll double down next year because there are still 17 million people willing to sit through the nonsense. This is why the Oscars has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JOE ROGAN
We all say stupid stuff sometimes but to go out of your way to do it on purpose for effect can really come back to bite you in the nut sack. This is what happened to comedian/podcaster Joe Rogan, when he repeated a story about Erica Kirk having a dick. Anyone who's seen Erica knows she's all woman with the glow of God. This is why Joe's douche bad comment has landed him on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
PAM BONDI
Bondi, Pam Bondi was not fired by Donald Trump, she was reassigned and there is a difference. Regardless, Pam failed to get what America wanted done and that was hold the Democrats who weaponized the Government and attempted to take down Trump and persecuted conservatives during Obama and Biden's reign of terror. We The People wanted accountability. Because Bondi, Pam Bondi failed she has earned her place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TUCKER CARLSON
There has been skepticism for years that Tucker Carlson went to bat for whoever paid him the most money. Is it possible Carlson is now on the George Soros payroll? Carlson, a one time support of President Trump when he was on Fox News, has become one of the most outspoken against the President and look no further than his recent rant about Trump mocking Muslims on Easter. Is Carlson now a Muslim? Or is it just Soros money talking? Carlson's rant has earned his a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
CHUCK SCHUMER
It was just a matter of time before we honored Chuck Schumer, one of the biggest POS in the Democratic party. Schumer has been fighting for his political survival and has gone as far as shutting down the government twice to save his ass. Chuck has finally earned his spot based on his despicable comments about nobody respecting ICE and the Border Patrol proving once again, the Democrats are all in on OPEN BORDERS. Congrats Chuck, you have more than earned your place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Congratulations to our first two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame recipient Jimmy KImmel. The ABC Late Night Stalker stepped on his Guillermo when he told the first lady Melania Trump "she had the glow of an expectant widow" two days before another would be assassin would make a third attempt on President Trumps life. Granted Kimmel didn't know the assassins plan but his sense of timing so close to the WHCD is still worthy of another spot on Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is what happens when Clueless goes to DC. This week, the former bartender made the ignorant comment that someone who takes a risk and is fortunate to turn that risk in to becoming a billionaire, they're not allowed to earn that much. America was founded on people who were risk takers and had a vision for creating things that led to a better life for everyone. Not some smug Democrat who only seeks to take from the rich and give to the lazy. Because of Alexandria's dipshittery, she has won another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HARVEY LEVIN
The douchebags at TMZ led by Harvey Levin, have decided to do a series of hit pieces on Los Angeles Mayor candidate Spencer Pratt to help re-elect an inept communist Mayor, Karen Bass. These are the same Jagoff's who cheered Charlie Kirk's murder and tried to lie about it. Because everyone who works at TMZ is a ginormous pile of shit, we've reserved a spot for Harvey and his entire staff on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
STEPHEN COLBERT
How does a douchebag that looks like an insurance salesman get a gig hosting a late night TV talk show and be taken seriously as a comedian? Oh...that's right, Stephen Colbert wasn't a comedian, he was a Donald Trump hating dipshit paid to trash him by CBS. Colbert had his nightly Trump bash fest cancelled and is now on the streets looking for a new place to smell. Due to his lack of talent, low ratings and cost overruns, Stephen Colbert has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ABUDUL CARTER
Meet Abdul Carter, a low IQ Linebacker for the New York Giants. Carter lacks the capacity to understand some of his teammates might not share his Trump hating leftist political views. After Giants Quarterback Jaxon Dart, Introduced Trump at a rally in New Jersey, Carter went ape shit over Dart making the introduction and started a negative media blitz against Dart, which the leftist media ran with. Because Abul Carter is a complete Jackass, he has earned his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
STEPHEN A. SMITH
This is ESPN's Stephen A. Smith, the biggest Jagoff in sports. Smith jumps, jives and preaches sports like a Black Minister and because he's not ashamed to be a ginormous horses ass, he gets attention. Basically, he's the Black Jimmy Kimmel, and honestly believes he's Presidential material. Smith recently went on a rant telling President Trump he wasn't welcome in New York at Madison Square Garden for game 3 of the NBA Finals, and blamed Trump for the Knicks four point loss. Because he's a delusional turd, Stephen A. Smith, has earned his place on the Rat's Ass Walk of Shame.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
Guess who's back? Dollar Store Obama, Hakeem Jeffries. On Juneteenth, Jagoff Jefferies made the comment that America was ready for another Black President, and was thinking about running for President in 2028, Clearly Jeffries can't read a room because a turd in a punch bowl would be more popular at a party than him. Because of his ginormous ego and is equally naive, Hakeem has secured a second spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ALYSSA THOMAS
This is Alyssa Thomas, a player in the WNBA for the Phoenix Mercury. Thomas recently thought it would be a good idea to press her fist in the throat of the WNBA golden goose Cailin Clark's throat and knee her in the groin during a game. How damn stupid can Thomas be if she doesn't realize her livelihood is tied to Caitlin Clark's health and longevity in the WNBA? At least we can award Alyssa Thomas with a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
New York Shitty communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani, the smiling jackass, who is attempting to turn the Big Crapple in to Cuba tried to dictate New Yorkers set their AC units to 78 during a heat wave to put less pressure on New York's power grid. New Yorkers responded by telling him to shove his 78 mandate up his ass and that's why this turd sauce salesman has earned another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
SUNNY HOSTIN
This is Sunny Hostin, from ABC's "The View" and she says she doesn't feel safe in White neighborhoods where the American flag flies because she associates the American flag with White supremacy. Do you think Sunny has ever considered how much of The View's audience are White people who fly the American flag? Judging by her statement, probably not and if you're a White person who watches this show and accepts Hostin's point of view than you're part of the problem. Because Hostin, who gets paid $1.6 million a year by her White network owners, she has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
CHUCK SCHUMER
It's a fact everyone drops ass bombs, but the odd thing about it is when you rip one in public, you lose respect with those who heard it. Especially if they smell it. If you do it on TV, then there is no coming back from it. Democratic Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, entertained a national audience to the sound of his ass while giving a rebuttal to the Iran War, and because Chuck soiled the sanctity of the Senate floor with his tutelage, he has earned another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HASAN PIKER
Every once in a while, there is some dipshit who rises up to gain national attention because the media always needs a clown to present to the public. Hasan Piker, a friend to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani, is currently that clown and he's running with the opportunity. Piker, decided it would be good theater to give a speech dressed like Communist leader Mao Zedong, who killed more people than Adolf Hitler. Obviously he doesn't recognize that he's being made to look like an idiot and takes himself seriously as being a mover and a shaker for the Democratic Socialists of America and for this reason, Piker has won his spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
He's back! The smiling Jackass Mayor of New York Shitty, Zohran Mamdani, becomes the first three time honoree on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame. This time Mamdani says he's planning on attending the ceremony for the 9/11 attacks on New York despite strong objection from the 9/11 families who petitioned Mamdani not to be present. One top of this, he released the names and address of New Yorkers who own a second property valued at over $5 million dollars potentially putting them in harms way. It's because of this, Zohran Mamdani, is now a time honoree on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI
Admit it, you thought mad scientists only existed in the movies, right? Thanks to Dr. Anthony Fauci, we not only have a real life mad scientist, this one killed real people too due to his participation with the COVID virus and so far he's been able to get away with it. Dr. Fauci, appeared before a Senate committee this week where he pleaded the fifth to 111 questions claiming the committee was out to get him. Nothing says guilty more than receiving a pardon from President Joe Biden and pleading the fifth 111 times to convince us he's a rat bastard.. It's because of Fauci's unwillingness to tell the world what really happened starting in March of 2020 is why he has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ROSIE O'DONNELL
Rosie O'Donnell has returned from Ireland to float around ABC to fill in for Jimmy Kimmel and to be part of The View's 30th anniversary show. Unfortunately, her only schtick is to bash Donald Trump. ABC had to ban a Trump Parody O'Donnell wanted to do, so one can only imagine it would have cost ABC millions in FCC fines and potentially cost them their license to broadcast. Because Rosie, continues to suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome and remains a mental basket case, she has secured a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
KAMALA HARRIS
My new neighbor and ex Vice President of the Untied States, the do nothing Democrat Kamala Harris, is back preaching the same BS that cost her the 2024 election. She wants to pack the court, abolish the electoral college so only big blue sanctuary states determine who wins elections and of coarse make Washington, DC and Puerto Rico US states. Only an ignorant politician would run for President again using the same platform that cost them a previous election and because of Kamala Harris's stupidity, she has picked up a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ABDUL EL-SAYED
Congratulations Michigan, you elected another wealthy Socialist to be your Democratic Senator. Abdul El-Sayed, looks more like the President of a piss poor college frat than he does a political representative. The fact this Communist Muslim, is trying to sell Michigan on the idea he's fighting for the working man is laughable. According to his tax returns last year, he pulled in $800.000.00, but he understands the plight of the common American. The Rat's Ass Podcast is going to honor him on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame, but it really should be the dipshits from Michigan who voted for El-Sayed.
JASON "JELLY ROLL" DEFORD
This is Jason DeFord, stage name Jelly Roll, an ex con turned Country singer. I used to have a lot of respect for the way he turned his life around but recently DeFord has gone through a lot of changes after losing half of his body weight, divorcing his wife and then showing up on the Jimmy Kimmel Show to bash President Trump. The Trump bashing isn't why we're honoring Jason on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame, it's because this two faced former fat ass has been seen kissing President Trump's ass in the past. What do you expect from an ex convict? Congratulations, Jason "Jelly Roll" DeFord on securing your spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
RYAN REYNOLDS
We hate to do this because Ryan Reynolds is a funny mother fucker, but he took a crap on the 80's.He was born in 1976 so by the time the decade ended he still hadn't got his pubes yet and his mother probably dressed him up like Duran Duran. So while the 80's sucked for him, it doesn't give him the right to drop a deuce on the decade those of us partied through like we weren't leaving until we were heaving acting like he was there. Because Ryan can't read the room, he has earned his spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
The question on everyone's mind on 9.11.26 during the reading of the names during the World Trade Center ceremony was "what was so fucking funny" that New York Shitty Mayor Lohran Mamdani and Congress woman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) couldn't hold back their giggles and smiles? As families of the 2,753 victims showed their grief 25 years after Islamic terrorists flew two hijacked planes into the WTC killing them? These two imbeciles were incapable of reading the room and be respectfully quiet and observe. Especially after thousands of New Yorkers requested Mamdani, a Muslim with ties to Islam, not attend. Because Mamdani and Ocasio-Cortez, acted like a couple of horses asses, they both earn another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
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