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THE CHEESE: Democrats, Never Again
ENTERTAINMENT: The Land Of Lincoln
MUSIC: The Iconic Classic Rockers - Top 10 Rock Playlist
RADIO WARS: Mojo Vs America's Top 50 Rockers
SPORTS: Play Ball - NFL Playoff Picks- Draft
SPORTS: Play Ball - NFL Playoff Picks- Draft
Q&A: February 2026
BATTLE OF THE SEXES: Zodiac Signs Ranked By Sex Performance
WALK OF SHAME: Welcome Billie Eilish
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DEMOCRATS, NEVER AGAIN
The midterm elections are coming up in November, and the Democrats will be pulling out all the stops to regain power to reimplement their anti-American movement we lived through from 2020-2024 during Joe Biden's reign of terror.
Donald Trump has only been in office for 13 months and it seems like Americans have already forgot the hell we lived through during the Biden years. There are many who are ready to put the Democrats back in charge of our Government. I challenge any of you to share just one idea the Democrats have offered that will make your life better outside of opposing Donald Trump on every issue, including putting Trump on a coin to celebrate Americas 250th birthday. This is all the Democrats do, opposed Trump! They offer no ideas or solutions to any issues. Do you know why? Because Democrats are responsible for every problem we face and now they're trying to convince you they're the ones who can fix what they created. No, this is what the Trump administration is doing now. Cleaning up all the messes the Democrats have created for the Untied States.
In case you forgot, here is a short list of problems the Democrats created and will resume implementing if you put them back in power. Then ask yourself who each of these issues will impact your life personally.
* Over Taxation to fund NGO's leading to more waste, fraud and abuse
* Obamacare premiums continue to increase to fund a bankrupt system
* Inflation from more government spending
* Open Borders/illegal immigration
* Defunding law enforcement
* Regulations on energy and fuel killing jobs
* Expand the size of Government again
* Woke and DEI practices
* Resume indoctrinating our educational system to their ideology
* Resume indoctrinating our educational system to their ideology
* Men in women's sports and sex changes for children
* Increased prices for gas/food/utilities
* Increased homelessness
* Weaponizing the government against private citizens and increasing IRS enforcement
* Lack of foreign policy leading through weakness not strength
I'm sure there is a lot more I'm leaving out but isn't this enough to make you realize, maybe putting Democrats back in power is a bad idea?
THE LAND OF LINCOLN
I typically don't go for shows about lawyers, doctors, police or firemen unless they're unique. I loved Boston Legal with William Shatner and James Spader because it was absurd as was Ally McBeal, but it was different and captured my attention.
I haven't watched a show about lawyers since Boston Legal ended until I found the Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix. First of all it's shot in Los Angeles, so I can relate to all the local references and while there are no superstars, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo who plays Mickey Haller, is outstanding. The rest of the cast is equally outstanding. There is one recognizable star and that's Neve Campbell who made her mark in the 90's on Scream, 54 and Wild Things and she is playing a more pivotal role this season.
Originally is season one, Haller's office was his classic 1963 Lincoln Continental convertible but has since given way to conducting business in a Lincoln Navigator which technically stays with the Lincoln Lawyer concept and along the way, Haller moved into an office space to grow his practice. What makes the show work is the writing which keeps you guessing with interesting twists and turns you may or may not see coming but you want to watch to see if you were right or if they took you down a rabbit hole you didn't see coming. I could do without all the subtle wokeness that shows up because it honestly doesn't fit but I've come to accept were going to get woke whether we like it or not, and I turn a blind eye to it and focus on the main theme in each episode.
It is so difficult to find good shows to stream these days that I wanted to bring this one to your attention if you're not already binge watching it. On the scale of 1 to 5 stars, I give the Lincoln Lawyer 5 stars because once you start watching, you want to keep watching until you've seen all ten and it has already been renewed for season 5.
WHAT IS QUENTIN TARANTINO'S BIGGEST GROSSING FILM?
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(See The Answer Below)
THE ICONIC CLASSIC ROCKERS
A group of Baby Boomers were asked to come up with their top six iconic Classic Rock songs of all time. As with all lists, they become subjective to who reads the list and the debate begins on what stays and what goes and what should replace the ones that go.
A group of Baby Boomers were asked to come up with their top six iconic Classic Rock songs of all time. As with all lists, they become subjective to who reads the list and the debate begins on what stays and what goes and what should replace the ones that go.
Here are the six songs these Baby Boomers came up with;
1 Led Zeppelin- Stairway To Heaven
2 The Eagles- Hotel California
3 Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody
4 Bruce Springsteen- Born To Run
5 Guns N' Roses- Sweet Child Of Mine
6 AC/DC- You Shook Me All Night Long
I debate whether Bruce Springsteen and Guns N' Roses are worthy of Iconic status. They're good songs, but not Iconic in my view. A song like Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird" is iconic and can replace Bruce Springsteen's "Born To Run". I would be willing to bet my third nut given the choice between Journey "Don't Stop Believin" and Guns N' Roses "Sweet Child Of Mine" most people would pick Journey's "Don't Stop Believin". What do you think? Or is there another iconic Classic Rock song that defeats any of the songs on the list or that I've mentioned?
Email me @ ratsasspodcast@gmail.com and let tell me what your six iconic Classic Rock songs are? I will tally them up and do a part two on this series.
THE WEEK OF: February 9, 2026
1 Shinedown- Searchlight
2 Return To Dust- Bored
3 Three Days Grace- Kill Me Fast
4 Foo Fighters- Asking For A Friend
5 Aerosmith f/Yungblud- My Only Angel
6 Guns N' Roses- Nothin'
7 Mammoth- The Spell
8 Def Leppard- Rejoice
9 Black Crowes- Profane Prophecy
10 Megadeth- Let There Be Shred
10 Megadeth- Let There Be Shred
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In 2026, I am putting my reputation on the line as a Rock programmer by taking on the Top 50 Rock stations in America. Every Monday, I will post two hours of anonymous of music on the Blog. One hour will be mine, the other from one of America's Top Rock stations.
Rat's Ass Podcast listeners and members of Rat Nation can email and tell us which hour wins?
The competing station and the winner will be revealed on Friday's.
CLASSIC ROCK
AC/DC- You Shook Me All Night Long
Soundgarden- Black Hole Sun
Blue Oyster Cult- Don't Fear The Reaper
Led Zeppelin- Whole Lotta Love
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- Runnin' Down A Dream
Ozzy Osbourne- No More Tears
Heart- Crazy On You
John Mellencamp- Crumblin' Down
Bom Jovi- Wanted Dead Or Alive
Aerosmith- Back In The Saddle
Nirvana- Come As You Are
The Police- Don't Stand So Close (To Me)
The Police- Don't Stand So Close (To Me)
Bad Company- Rock n' Roll Fantasy
Green Day- She
Kiss- Rock And Roll All Night
Don Henley- The Boys Of Summer
Don Henley- The Boys Of Summer
David Bowie- Space Oddity
Guns N' Roses- Patience
Eddie Money- Two Tickets To Paradise
Def Leppard- Pour Some Sugar On Me
Boston- Amanda
Aerosmith- Train Kept A Rollin'
Grateful Dead- A Touch Of Grey
Winner: TBA Friday
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Mojo 6 USA 0
Mojo 6 USA 0
Wins
WCMF/Rochester
WAXQ/New York
KLOS/Los Angeles
WDRV/Chicago
WCMF/Rochester
WAXQ/New York
KLOS/Los Angeles
WDRV/Chicago
KZPS/Dallas
KGLK- Houston
KGLK- Houston
Loses
0
0
PLAY BALL
The best part about the Super Bowl being over is I know within ten days the start of spring training for major league baseball will be here. It starts with the pitchers and catchers reporting and workouts begin. A week later, the position players arrive and by March 1st, spring training games get underway and the countdown to spring and opening day commence.
Before we get into my fondness for America's original pastime, please allow me to touch on Super Bowl XL. I'm sure Seattle fans loved it and New England fans are butt hurt from the pounding Seattle laid upon them, but for me personally, this was the worst Super Bowl I've ever seen. The game was a snore until the fourth quarter, the commercials were uneventful and not worth talking about and because I do a podcast, I was forced to watching the Bad Bunny shitshow so I could speak about it from my perspective without out influence from others. Reading all the critiques, the left wing media thought it was the greatest halftime show ever. Who are these commie fucks trying to kid? I am sick and tired of the left wing media telling me what I'm seeing with my own eyes is bullshit. I have seen every Super Bowl from Super Bowl III till now and that includes every damn halftime show. Bad Bunny put the Bad in bad halftime show. First of all, it wasn't in English and the NFL didn't provide subtitles. WTF? They offered someone to sign for the National Anthem but couldn't provide subtitles for the millions who stuck around to see a trainwreck of a halftime show? Fuck the NFL, and I vow to never watch another Super Bowl unless the Las Vegas Raiders are playing.
Back to baseball. If you're not aware, you will soon find out that I am a die hard Cincinnati Reds fan, and like my relationship with the Raiders, I've suffered a lot of pain over the past 35 years because the Reds have sucked too. It wasn't for the Los Angeles Lakers and Pittsburgh Penguins, my 2K's would have been hideous so far. However, the start of every new season brings hope. The Reds made the playoffs last year and then were swept by the Dodgers. There are no guarantees they'll be any better this season, but I'm hopeful. Baseball is a long season 162 game schedule and what most people don't know is only 52 games count. Every team is going to win 55 games and lose 55 games so those 110 games cancel each other out. It's the teams that get hot over a 52 game run that make it to the playoffs.
What I've always loved about baseball is the game within the game that goes on between the hitter and the pitcher. The chess game that happens between managers. It's a thinking mans game for a reason and once you understand the game within a game, it's a magnificent sport. It's why I don't care for the way the current commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred is always looking for ways to speed up the game. I don't mind the pitch clock but this bullshit of how they treat extra innings has got to go. I don't mind instant replay but I don't want a computer calling balls and strikes because human error is part of what make the game great.
Call me old school or a traditionalist and I'm guilty of both but the one thing I believe we can all agree on is it's almost time to Play Ball!
Super Bowl Pick In Bold
Seattle Seahawks Vs New England Patriots
Playoff Pick'em Record
Won 12 Lost 1
1 Las Vegas Raiders
2 New York Jets
3 Arizona Cardinals
4 Tennessee Titans
5 New York Giants
6 Cleveland Browns
7 Washington Commanders
8 New Orleans Saints
9 Kansas City Chiefs
10 Cincinnati Bengals
11 Miami Dolphins
12 Dallas Cowboys
13 Los Angeles Rams
14 Baltimore Ravens
15 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
April 23, 2026
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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST
FEBRUARY 2026
FEBRUARY 2026
Jimmy K.- Newark, New Jersey
Q: Have you seen the Mets roster for the start of spring training and are they better or worse than 2025?
Q: Have you seen the Mets roster for the start of spring training and are they better or worse than 2025?
A: You lost Pete Alonzo but replaced him with Bo Bichette, I consider that an upgrade. Adding Luis Robert Jr looks good on paper but only if he returns to the player he was 2-3 years ago. I call him wishful thinking and Freddy Peralta is a killer ace to add to the Mets starting 5. I would give the Mets a slight upgrade over last season.
Jennifer T.- Syracuse, New York
O: I'm starting to think you're right about Zohran Mamdani, I don't think he'll last a year before he's crucified.
R: Mamdani is one month in and he already has New Yorkers pissed over how he's handled the winter storm with trash and snow piling up and he's got protestors outside the governors mansion with bullhorns telling him he lied but they is what New York voted for. A dumbass with no life experience, just a line of bullshit.
Gabe C.- San Juan Capistrano, California
Q: I'm pissed about this proposed milage tax the Democrats are trying to shove down our throats, it's going to cause the cost for everything to rise again. What can be done to stop this?
Q: I'm pissed about this proposed milage tax the Democrats are trying to shove down our throats, it's going to cause the cost for everything to rise again. What can be done to stop this?
A: You got to become an activist and bombard Sacramento with email and phone calls. Show up at your local meetings and protest. Sign petitions. Call this number 1-855-977-1770 and leave a complaint for Governor Numb Nuts Newsom and the state legislature.
Chuck G.- Fort Collins, Colorado
Q: I saw where you were doing a pole on TikTok about ABC cancelling The View, what was the final outcome?
A: The outcome was predictable Chuck, most of my 3500 plus followers are not Democrats. I only throw those things up to get attention and participation but 93% of respondents want The View gone!
Mikey K.- Aberdeen, South Dakota
Q: I'm flat ass broke with Valentines Day coming up. What are the chances my girl friend will take me back if I break up with her now and try to get back with her in a month?
Q: I'm flat ass broke with Valentines Day coming up. What are the chances my girl friend will take me back if I break up with her now and try to get back with her in a month?
A: Dude, just grab a bottle of wine, make her a nice dinner and give her an orgasm to remember. A woman never forgets a good orgasm but she'll never forgive a cheap bastard with no imagination.
Mandy D.- Bullhead City, Arizona
Q: I finally meet a good looking man in this sleazy casino town and he has a micro penis. My clit is bigger than his dick. Should I keep him for all the other things I like about him or throw him to the wolves.
A: You'll never stay faithful to a man with a micro penis, this guys Delta Tau Chi nickname is Wolf Bait.
Lester C.- Dothan , Alabama
Q: I bet if that California milage tax happens, you'll high tail it out of there won't you?
Q: I bet if that California milage tax happens, you'll high tail it out of there won't you?
A: No, I'll just do the podcast from my home studio instead of driving to Hollywood.
Melissa K.- Santa Fe, New Mexico
Q: Out of curiosity, how often do you run in to any Hollywood stars out there?
Q: Out of curiosity, how often do you run in to any Hollywood stars out there?
A: Not as often as you might think, I did see Heather Locklear at the Four Seasons in Westlake Village recently and that was the first time in quiet awhile.
Cassie Z.- Santa Barbara, California
Q: Settle a debate between me and my boyfriend about Valentines Day. I don't think I should have to buy him a gift, it's a day all about me isn't it?
Q: Settle a debate between me and my boyfriend about Valentines Day. I don't think I should have to buy him a gift, it's a day all about me isn't it?
A: Generally it's customary for Valentines Day to be for the ladies but March 14th, is for the guys and that's known as Steak & BJ Day. Be prepared to reciprocate his generosity.
New Q&A is added after every podcast.
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This is where we collect and share relationship data to help you understand and navigate around the opposite sex. Zodiac Signs Ranked By Sex Performance 1 Libra 2 Virgo 3 Pisces 4 Leo 5 Aquarius 6 Scorpio 7 Taurus 8 Aries 9 Capricorn 10 Sagittarius 11 Gemini 12 Cancer What Men Expect From Women Today 1. A partner not a dependent 2. Inexperienced sexually 3. Shared values politically and religiously 4. Individualism within the relationship 5. Commonality Five Habits Women Hate About Men 1. They Use Baby Talk 2. Poor Table Manners 3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 1 Confidence without Arrogance 2 The Ability To Say No 3 Mysterious Energy 4 Passion And Purpose 5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 6 Playful Rebellion 7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge DOES SIZE MATTER? When it comes to height, women mostly prefer a man who is taller than them but a recent poll ask women what is an acceptable height for a man? 61% said over 6' 19% said Over 5'10" 12% Over 5'8" 8% Under 5'8" The Top 5 Books About Sex 1 The Joy Of Sex 2 Come As You Are 3 The Guide To Getting It On 4 Mating In Captivity 5 Bonk 7 Women Men Should Stay Away From 1 Your Ex 2 A Friends Ex 3 Party Girls 4 Coworkers 5 Single Moms 6 Attention Seekers 7 Girls With Male Friends 5 Habits Men Hate About Women 1 Being Secretive 2 Too Judgmental 3 Controlling Personality 4 Constant Complaining 5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His Make Her Think About You After Sex 1 Slow down, what's the rush. 2 Keep her expectations low & surprise her 3 Breath with her, it promotes intimacy 4 Look her in the eyes 5 Detach afterwards, don't cling or chase Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 2 If You Love Me, Prove it 3 You're Not Like Other Guys 4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe 5 You Deserve Better Than Me The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 1 Greece 2 Brazil 3 Russia 4 China 5 Poland 6 Italy 7 Malaysia 8 Spain 9 Switzerland 10. Mexico |
6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
RAT'S ASS PODCAST
The one thing we can count on is famous people will say and do the stupidest stuff and when they do...they'll be enshrined on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
The city of New York is going to regret the day they elected Zohran Mamdani, a Communist Socialist as it's Mayor. Immediately after taking the oath of office on the Quran, he began breaking the promises he made that got him elected. He also proceeded to surround himself with people who are as unqualified as he his to be Mayor of America's largest city. This is why Mamdani is the first official honoree of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TIM WALZ
Less than a year ago, Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz, was selected to run as Kamala Harris's Vice President. On January 5th, 2026,Walz dropped out of the Minnesota's governors race due to pressure from overseeing a billion dollar fraud scheme by Somalian refugees and did nothing about it. Like all Democrats, he failed to take responsibility and played the victim while blaming Republicans for his demise. Walz's actions has earned him a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
THE RAVENS
All John Harbaugh did for the Baltimore Ravens was win. During his 18 years as head coach, John went 180-113 and led the Ravens to the playoffs 12 times, played in 4 AFC Championship games and won a Super Bowl in 2012. The Ravens came up short this season due to a missed field goal and for this Baltimore fired John. Because of this despicable act, the Baltimore Ravens franchise will be honored on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
GAVIN NEWSOM
A Governor really has to be a ginormous pile of crap to show up in Davos, Switzerland for the sole purpose of undermining the President of the Untied States, but that's what California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom did. He used California taxpayer dollars to travel to Davos thinking he was going to torpedo President Trumps agenda. Because Of Newsom's shenanigans, he has earned a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JIMMY KIMMEL
Poor whittle Jimmy Kimmel, was all broken hearted over the presence of ICE in Minneapolis and was so touched by the outpouring of protectionism the agitators and protestors had for protecting their fellow citizens, that he started crying again. Jimmy has no tears for American citizens who have been raped and murdered by illegal aliens but feels touched by those who protect them. This behavior has earned Jimmy "Cry Baby" Kimmel his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
BILLIE EILISH
Pop singer, Billie Eilish thought she was going to start a revolution at the 2026 Grammy Awards when she said "no one is illegal on stolen land" and it turns out she owns a home in Los Angeles on tribal land surrounded by gates. Can you say "hypocrite?" and this how Eilish will be remembered and how her music career ended in a nano second. That's why Billie Eilish has secured her spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame! Bravo Billie...
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