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The Rat's Ass Podcast with Mojo Elliott,
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THE CHEESE: Heal America Now!
ENTERTAINMENT: The Superman Effect
MUSIC: The Mount Rushmore of Rock - Top 10 Rock Playlist
RADIO WARS: KQRS/Minneapolis #15 Vs WGRF/Buffalo #59
SPORTS: The Silver & Black Are Back!
SPORTS: The Silver & Black Are Back!
Q&A: July 2025
BATTLE OF THE SEXES: 8 Signs She Is Using You
2025 DUMBASS AWARDS (So Far)
2025 DUMBASS AWARDS (So Far)
RAT'S ASS PODCAST
My name is Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru and morning personality from Los Angeles.
After leaving the radio business in 2022, I took a couple of years off and now I'm a podcasting pro and blogging ho.
The Rat's Ass Podcast gives me the opportunity to interact with fiends from all over the world looking to escape reality and engage in some loose behavior. It's not for the easily offended, the woke, or politically correct cultures.
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HEAL AMERICA NOW!
There was a time when Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, and Independents could agree to disagree but go on with our lives not hating each other. It was as simple as a Democrat might like pineapple and black olives on their pizza and the other parties didn't so they ordered a pizza with half pineapple and black olives and the other half without. Problem solved and it was no big deal. Then we went on with our lives because we found common ground in liking the same movies, or maybe it was music and believe it or not, nobody got shot.
Because the Rat's Ass Podcast is ;based mainly in humor where we try to find the funny in everything, you may not take the movement we're trying to create serious, but I assure you we are and I am. The Democratic party needs help. Democrats at all levels of government see everyone who isn't a Democrat as their enemy and are incapable of co-existing with anyone who doesn't see America through the same lens. Everyone must eat pizza with pineapple and black olives or they want to end your life personally and professionally. There is no compromise like one pizza that's half pineapple and black olives and half without out.
Living in California, in the Los Angeles area, I know a lot of Democrats who no longer align with the Democratic party but they still vote for the Democratic candidates because they can't bring themselves to vote for another party. They would rather vote for the mentally ill candidate who sells division then take a chance on a candidate from another party. Voting Democrat is ingrained in their psyche. As a Libertarian, my view is I simply vote for the best candidate for the job. I believe after 250 years, our government should work like a fine tuned engine, but every election, the elected wants to change everything when all they really need to focus on is fixing what isn't working and leaving what does alone. Another words, there is too much ideology in our government and it comes from the sick and twisted minds of the Democratic party. Or we wouldn't have an admitted Communist leading the Mayor's race in New York City. Democrats are going to vote for Zohran Mamdani simply because their minds won't allow them to vote of anyone but a Democrat, even if s to their detriment.
There is one serious solution to tix this problem because if we don't get back to where we can order a pizza with half pineapple and black olives and half without, we're done as a country. This is going to require the Democrats who vote Democrat regardless to have an open mind because for our movement to work, we have to convince them that a short term solution is for the greater good of everyone.
Heal America Now is a movement started by the Rat's Ass Podcast and members from our audience. I came up with this idea and our listeners who agree came up with the name Heal America Now. We have a name, we have an idea, but now the hard work begins because the solution is going to be hard to swallow by those Democrats who vote Democrat regardless of who the candidate is.
The solution is to start voting out every Democrat holding office at the Federal, State, and City levels until we've cleaned house of all the radicals. There is no doubt, we are going to eliminate some decent Democrats and potentially leave a few RINO's in place. A RINO is a Republican in name only but act in favor of the Democratic party. However, this is the only way we can tilt the pendulum back to where we can order a pizza with half pineapple and black olives and half without. This process needs to start with every upcoming election over the next four years and by then we will have weeded out the majority of the radicals.
The Heal America Now movement is one of compassion for our fellow Democrats who are our fellow Americans. This isn't us versus them. Think of it as an intervention for a drug or alcoholic addicted friend who you want to help overcome their addiction. This is what Heal America Now is all about. It's Republicans, Libertarians, and Independents coming together to help heal a sick friend. The reason Donald Trump is President is because many Republicans, Libertarians, Independents and fed up Democrats decided in favor of American Freedom over what we experienced with Joe Biden's administration which was an authoritative government that managed to convinced a voter block of Democratic Americans that their opposition was the authoritative ones.
The Democrats have an approval rating below 28, so we're almost there but in order to complete the mission of Heal America Now, we need to help our mentally deranged friends who have suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome for far too long heal. We do this by removing them from power at all levels of government. This will give them time to heal like a wound. Trump has 3.5 years left and then he'll be gone and when he is we need to be in a position as a country to order a pizza with half pineapple and black olives and half without or all of us will be eating a pizza covered in pineapple and black olives whether you like it or not. The goal is not to destroy the Democratic party, it is to save the Democratic party by giving them a time out.
The Rat's Ass Podcast and our listeners who support Heal America Now invite you to join us in our mission of compassion. All you have to do is agree to vote out every Democratic candidate in all elections for the next four years. It's as simple as that and America will once again be able to agree to disagree but still coexist with each other without fear of being destroyed by a small group of sick, twisted and evil people who have hijacked the government of WE THE PEOPLE.
THE SUPERMAN EFFFECT
Superman, has been a part of America dating back to 1938 when he first appeared in comic book form. There is no doubt, the Man of Steel has been the most popular of all the super heroes based on how many different adaptations of Superman we've seen over the years.
After a successful run in comic books and radio, Superman made its way to Television in 1952 starring the original Superman George Reeves, who in real life committed suicide over the fact he couldn't shake being stereotyped as Superman. Fast forward to 1978, when Christopher Reeve was cast as Superman, and the man from Krypton became more popular than ever causing a series of several men to star as Superman on television and on the big screen.
Between the domestic and worldwide box office, Superman has grossed nearly $5 billion dollars and this is why the Superman franchise will never die. The latest version of Superman by James Gunn banked over $122 million opening weekend domestically and $217 million worldwide. The movie cost $225 million to make, so the movie will more than exceed expectations.
The reviews for the new Superman has been mixed by critics and fans alike. The one common thread is the Woke mindset that's displayed throughout and it turns off the purest fans of Superman. The fact the Man of Steel appears to get the hell beat out of him for most of the movie has also caused fans of the Superman genre to speak out against it. The younger generation who've seen the movie, appear to love it. They see Superman as being ore human and less of a Super Hero.
Regardless, this won't be the last time we Superman on the big screen, but maybe, in time it will get back to it's geniality of really pursing Truth, Justice and the American Way.
RAT'S ASS PODCAST
TOP 5 (Current)
1 Squid Game 3 (Netflix)
2 Ironheart (Disney Plus)
3 Sirens (Netflix)
4 The Stick (Apple TV)
5 28 Years Later (Prime)
Rat's Ass Podcast
TOP 20 (All Time)
1 Seinfeld
2 Sopranos
3 Californication
4 House Of Cards
5 Dexter
6 Breaking Bad
7 Fraser
8 Mad Men
9 Billions
10 Sex And The City
11 Entourage
12 Shameless
13 House
14 Sons Of Anarchy
15 Better Call Saul
16 Ray Donovan
17 The Offer
18. House
19. Lincoln Lawyer
20. Weeds
Week of July 14, 2025
1 Superman
2 Jurassic World: Rebirth
3 F1: The Movie
3 F1: The Movie
4 How To Train Your Dragon
5 Elio
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE HOTEL FEATURED IN JOHN WICK AND WHERE IS IT LOCATED FOR REAL?
(See The Answer Below)
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THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF ROCK
Because of my radio programming background, I get a lot of email questions about music. While I love music, there are certain conversations about music that I've had my fill of and that's the Mount Rushmore of Rock I get the questions like who's on my Mount Rushmore of singers, guitar players, bass players and drummers. I'm going to clear this up once and for all so we can move on from this question.
I appreciate being looked at as music aficionado because I am. Name a music format on the radio and I've programmed it all but my passion has always been rock music. I'm also not stuck in this orbit some rockers are where I can only listen to Classic Rock. I love it all from the Beatles to Mammoth. If you watch Rat's Ass Rock TV, you'll see how deep my love for Rock music is because the Prime Rock and Classic Rock categories flow like I programmed them on the radio.
Now to my Mount Rushmore of Rock. I am going to give you my Top 4 from each category and even throw in the keyboards which also played a roll in Rock for years.
Mount Rushmore of Singers
Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
Freddy Mercury (Queen)
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
Ann Wilson (Heart)
Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
Freddy Mercury (Queen)
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
Ann Wilson (Heart)
Mount Rushmore of Lead Guitar
Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
Alex Lifeson (Rush)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
Angus Young (AC/DC)
Alex Lifeson (Rush)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
Angus Young (AC/DC)
Mount Rushmore of Rhythm Guitar
James Hetfield- Metallica
Malcolm Young (AC/DC)
Brad Whitford (Aerosmith)
Nancy Wilson (Heart)
Malcolm Young (AC/DC)
Brad Whitford (Aerosmith)
Nancy Wilson (Heart)
Mount Rushmore of Bass Players
Geddy Lee (Rush)
John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin)
Sting (The Police)
Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Mount Rushmore of Keyboardists
John Lord- Deep Purple
Keith Emerson- (Emerson, Lake & Palmer)
John Lord- Deep Purple
Keith Emerson- (Emerson, Lake & Palmer)
Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Rick Wakeman (Yes)
Rick Wakeman (Yes)
Mount Rushmore of Drummers
Neil Peart (Rush)
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Stuart Copeland (The Police)
Phil Rudd (AC/DC)
There will some you agree with and some you won't but these are the artists who moved me over the years. Your Mount Rushmore should be the artists who moved you. There is more of a debate to be had about who gets left off each category because the reality is there are more than four artists from each category. To a greater extent a Mount Rushmore is really unfair because there might be a time when I listen to Stevie Ray Vaughan or Carlos Santana and feel terrible they're not on my Mount Rushmore or a host of other artists I might be listening to in a given moment. Why not Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters or Jerry Cantrell from Alice In Chains or Chris Cornell of Soundgarden. They would all make my Top 10 list which seems more fair than a Mount Rushmore but I wanted to at least settle the Mount Rushmore question once and for all.
Neil Peart (Rush)
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Stuart Copeland (The Police)
Phil Rudd (AC/DC)
There will some you agree with and some you won't but these are the artists who moved me over the years. Your Mount Rushmore should be the artists who moved you. There is more of a debate to be had about who gets left off each category because the reality is there are more than four artists from each category. To a greater extent a Mount Rushmore is really unfair because there might be a time when I listen to Stevie Ray Vaughan or Carlos Santana and feel terrible they're not on my Mount Rushmore or a host of other artists I might be listening to in a given moment. Why not Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters or Jerry Cantrell from Alice In Chains or Chris Cornell of Soundgarden. They would all make my Top 10 list which seems more fair than a Mount Rushmore but I wanted to at least settle the Mount Rushmore question once and for all.
THE WEEK OF: July 14, 2025
1 Mammoth- The End
2 Five Finger Death Punch- Refuse (2025 ft Maria Bink)
1 Mammoth- The End
2 Five Finger Death Punch- Refuse (2025 ft Maria Bink)
3 Foo Fighters- Today's Song
4 Bush- The Land Of Milk & Honey
5 Linkin Park- Up From The Bottom
6 Halestorm- Darkness Always Wins
7 Three Days Grace- Apologies
8 Disturbed- I Will Not Break
9 Shinedown- Three Six Five
10 Volbeat- Time Will Heal
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is looking for the best Classic Rock radio station in America for 2025.
On 6.1.25, we launched a March Madness bracket style, survive and advance, playoff between the Top 64 rated Classic Rock stations in the Top 75 radio markets.
New Rounds will post every Monday & Thursday until we determine a winner.
HOW WINNERS ARE DETERMINED
We take a sample hour of music from each station on the same day and same hour.
Winners are determined by format expectation, music familiarity, variety, era balance, music quantity, core artist distribution, market ranking based on Nielsen ratings, and station image as a tie breaker.
FORMAT
CLASSIC ROCK
STATIONS
KQRS/Minneapolis #15 Vs WGRF/Buffalo #59
7.16.25 @ 11AM
Queen- Somebody To Love
Talking Heads- Once In A Lifetime
Urge Overkill- Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon
The Cars- You Might Think
The Cure- Close To Me
R.E.M.- Losing My Religion
Men At Work- Who Can It Be Now
Dire Straits- Sultans Of Swing
Peter Gabriel- Solsbury Hill
Smashing Pumpkins- Disarm
David Bowie- Fame
Talking Heads- Once In A Lifetime
Urge Overkill- Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon
The Cars- You Might Think
The Cure- Close To Me
R.E.M.- Losing My Religion
Men At Work- Who Can It Be Now
Dire Straits- Sultans Of Swing
Peter Gabriel- Solsbury Hill
Smashing Pumpkins- Disarm
David Bowie- Fame
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- Mary Jane's Last Dance
Bob Seger/Silver Bullet Band- Old Time Rock & Roll
ZZ Top- Gimmie All Your Lovin'
Cream- White Room
REO Speedwagon- Take It On The Run
Foreigner- Double Vision
Guns N' Roses- Welcome To The Jungle
Pink Floyd- Wishing You Were Here
Eddie Money- Take Me Home Tonight
Kiss- Rock And Roll All Nite (Live)
WINNER
WGRF/BUFFALO
NEXT
WXGL/Tampa #16 Vs WSFR/Louisville #58
WXGL/Tampa #16 Vs WSFR/Louisville #58
ROUND 1
Winner (Loser)
WODE/Allentown (WAXQ/New York)
KLOS/Los Angeles (KKCD/Omaha)
WDRV/Chicago (KIOT/Albuquerque)
KGGO/Des Moines (KZPS/Dallas)
KSAN/San Francisco (WIMZ/Knoxville)
WLAV/Grand Rapids (KGLK/Houston)
WPYX/Albany (WBIG/Washington DC)
WMGK/Philadelphia (WTZB Sarasota)
Winner (Loser)
WODE/Allentown (WAXQ/New York)
KLOS/Los Angeles (KKCD/Omaha)
WDRV/Chicago (KIOT/Albuquerque)
KGGO/Des Moines (KZPS/Dallas)
KSAN/San Francisco (WIMZ/Knoxville)
WLAV/Grand Rapids (KGLK/Houston)
WPYX/Albany (WBIG/Washington DC)
WMGK/Philadelphia (WTZB Sarasota)
WTUE/Dayton (WZLX/ Boston)
KZOK/Seattle (KJSR/Tulsa)
KLPX/Tucson (WBGG/Miami)
KSLX/Phoenix (WBPT/Birmingham)
KZOK/Seattle (KJSR/Tulsa)
KLPX/Tucson (WBGG/Miami)
KSLX/Phoenix (WBPT/Birmingham)
WCMF/Rochester (WCSX/Detroit)
WGRF/Buffalo (KQRS/Minneapolis)
WGRF/Buffalo (KQRS/Minneapolis)
THE SILVER & BLACK ARE BACK
It's not easy being a Raiders fan. After they lost the Super Bowl to Tampa Bay in 2003, to say the Silver and Black have sucked would be an understatement. Over the past 22 years, the Raiders have won 128 games and lost 228 for a winning percentage of .376. Most people have a hard time believing the Raiders have won three Super Bowls. The last one coming in 1983. Since 2023, the Raiders have had on two winning seasons and 3 where they played >500. That's 17 losing seasons over the past 22 years.
I know what you're thinking. Why do I remain a fan of the Silver and Black? It's a great question and the answer is simple. I remember the glory days of John Madden, Ken Stabler, Howie Long, and the Raider mystique. I also own so much Raiders wear and memorabilia, it would cost me a small fortune to change teams. Plus I have some really cool stuff including an autographed jersey from Hall of Famer wide receiver, Fred Biletnikoff, that he gave to me personally.
This season, it's time to heal old wounds. I am excited to see the Raiders finally hire a Super Bowl winning coach in Pete Carroll, who has been successful college and pro coach. Players love playing for this guy. Signing Geno Smith as QB, who hails from my alma mater, West Virginia University and he gets over looked because he got a raw deal early in his career, but after joining Pete in Seattle, Smith resurrected his career and has been a top 10 QB in the league every year since.
This off season the Raiders have quietly rebuilt their offensive and defensive lines. In fact, they've practically revamped the entire defense. They added a Heisman finalist running back in Ashton Jeanty, and when you look at who Geno will be throwing the ball to in Brock Bowers, Jakobi Meyers, Jack Bech, Tre Tucker, and Dont'e Thornton Jr., there is a lot to like about this team.
As far as how many games they'll win, who knows? On paper they look like they could make the playoffs but their in a division with Kanas City, Denver, and the Los Angeles Chargers, all teams capable of making the playoffs, so it will depend on how well the Raiders do head-to-head against them. If they can go 3-3, there are at least 7 other wins on this seasons schedule. Winning 10 games is very doable and if they play extremely well, they could get 12 but under a first year system a realistic number is 8-9 wins. If the Sliver & Black can achieve this kind of success this season, the curse will be broken and the Las Vegas Raiders will once again be a force to be reckoned with in the NFL and the bag comes off the logo!
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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST
JULY 2025
JULY 2025
Doug B.- Richmond, Virginia
C: Dude, you were a little hard on Ozzy Osbourne. He is who he is but he's better than just a studio singer, C'mon!
A: I agree, I was a little harsh on Ozzie, because to be the lead singer in a rock band you have be proficient in dropping F-Bombs, and Ozzie wrote the book on F-Bombing.
Grady K- Raleigh, North Carolina
Q: I've been seeing this girl for a couple of months and I thought things were progressing nicely. She used to text me several times a day to now she barely responds when I text her. What gives?
C: Dude, you were a little hard on Ozzy Osbourne. He is who he is but he's better than just a studio singer, C'mon!
A: I agree, I was a little harsh on Ozzie, because to be the lead singer in a rock band you have be proficient in dropping F-Bombs, and Ozzie wrote the book on F-Bombing.
Grady K- Raleigh, North Carolina
Q: I've been seeing this girl for a couple of months and I thought things were progressing nicely. She used to text me several times a day to now she barely responds when I text her. What gives?
A: It sounds like to me she's trying out a new guy and if she determines she likes him better, you probably won't hear from her again. Sorry for the bad news.
Jimmy Z- Hobbs, New Mexico
Q: I took this girl I met about a month ago to Las Vegas last weekend and i thought we had a great time. We had lots of sex and even won a few bucks gambling. Now she's a ghost. What's my next move?
Q: I took this girl I met about a month ago to Las Vegas last weekend and i thought we had a great time. We had lots of sex and even won a few bucks gambling. Now she's a ghost. What's my next move?
A: She played you like a crap table man, she went for the party in Vegas and she paid you back with some hot sex. Chock it up to an experience and move on!
Bodhi L.- Perth, Australia
Q: If I were to move to Los Angeles, what kind of bucks am I looking at?
A: I tell everyone considering a move to California to expect to make a minimum of between $175,000.00 to $250,000.00 a year or I wouldn't move here.
Chuck D.- Rapid City, South Dakota
Q: Why did you leave radio, it sounds like you loved it?
Q: Why did you leave radio, it sounds like you loved it?
A: My last job was overseeing the programming for 54 radio stations and I was free to do whatever I wanted. When the company I was working for sold out to a larger conglomerate, I flashed back to my years with another large conglomerate and I just wasn't up for dealing with the layers of corporate radio like I had previously in my career. I saw the writing on the wall and realized I had come to the end of the road.
Samantha S.- Calabasas, California
Q: How is your podcast different from when you did your radio show?
Q: How is your podcast different from when you did your radio show?
A: On the radio I had two female partners and we played music. it was the same type of content but you could say it was tit's n' hits and me running the show.
Tiny B.- Jackson, Mississippi
Q: You said Steven Tyler of Aerosmith is one of your top 3 male rock singers all time. Who are the other two?
A: Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin and Freddie Mercury of Queen.
Jake W.- Fort Collins, Colorado
Q: Do you think the Lakers will trade Dalton Knecht?
A: Anything is possible. They lost Dorian Finney-Smith and will need to replace his defense. I can see the Lakers including Knecht in a package to land a defensive Power Forward now that the signed Jake LaRavia.
A: Anything is possible. They lost Dorian Finney-Smith and will need to replace his defense. I can see the Lakers including Knecht in a package to land a defensive Power Forward now that the signed Jake LaRavia.
Bess T.- Warwick, Rhode Island
Q: What are the odds Lohran Mamdani becomes Mayor of New York?
Q: What are the odds Lohran Mamdani becomes Mayor of New York?
A: He's leading the incumbent Eric Adams in the polls, so he has a shot. However, if New York elects Mamdani as mayor, he'll turn the city into a ginormous lab rat experiment.
Emma K.- Dresden, Germany
C: Americans who think Communism is a good idea need to have their head examined. My suggestion is to study the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989.
A: Great point Emma!
C: Americans who think Communism is a good idea need to have their head examined. My suggestion is to study the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989.
A: Great point Emma!
Penny P.- Dover, Rhode Island
Q: I got a flat tire the other day and not one man stopped to help me. What is up with men these days?
Q: I got a flat tire the other day and not one man stopped to help me. What is up with men these days?
A: White Liberal Woman have demonized men to the point we don't want to help any women these days. I recommend you carry a sign in your trunk that says, "Help! Man Needed, Will Not Pepper Spray".
Marv D.- Casper, Wyoming
Q: I caught my wife cheating with an ex she hooked up with on Facebook, and my married of 27 years and 3 kids went down the drain. Now I don't trust women and I just want to hit it and quit it. Is this normal?
Q: I caught my wife cheating with an ex she hooked up with on Facebook, and my married of 27 years and 3 kids went down the drain. Now I don't trust women and I just want to hit it and quit it. Is this normal?
A: It's your normal right now Marv. When you get tired of it of hitting the strange, and you will, you might find a new normal which might allow you to trust again until given a reason not to.
Derek K.- Fresno, California
Q: I heard it would be a bad idea to recall Gavin Newsom, do you know why?
Q: I heard it would be a bad idea to recall Gavin Newsom, do you know why?
A: Yes, it would take up to a year to recall him and he'd only have six months left. Once you start the recall, he can start to fundraise and he'll use the money to run for President. Don't help him!
Alex A.- Granada, Spain
O: I follow American politics because my mother was born in New York, and I think you've got Lohran Mamdani all wrong. I think you heard he was a Communist and closed your mind to his message.
A: I've heard all of his messages Alexa and it's nothing the United States is not and i hope will never be. Mamdani is selling turn sauce, period.
Stan D.- Charleston, South Carolina
O: I went to see your Governor of California Gavin Newsom this week. What a wolf in sheep's clothing he is. I wouldn't vote for him if you paid me a million bucks. Newsom oozes slime.
O: I went to see your Governor of California Gavin Newsom this week. What a wolf in sheep's clothing he is. I wouldn't vote for him if you paid me a million bucks. Newsom oozes slime.
A: You got a first hand look at why I've call him a Slumlord!
Angel M- Sarasota, Florida
C: I brought this chick home from a bar and had hot sex with her and fell asleep. The bitch took me for $400 bucks. I should have listened to and taken a girl I met in a bar to either a hotel or her place. Listen to this man, he knows of what he speaks.
C: I brought this chick home from a bar and had hot sex with her and fell asleep. The bitch took me for $400 bucks. I should have listened to and taken a girl I met in a bar to either a hotel or her place. Listen to this man, he knows of what he speaks.
A: Thanks Angel...I call'em as I see them and 9 times out of 10 taking a woman you just met at a bar home for sex is going to lead to you getting robbed.
Rachel C- Columbus, Ohio
Q: I met this guy in Cancun, Mexico on vacation with my girl friends and I met this really nice guy and we had a really good time, but no sex! (Sure)...now he wants to come and visit me in Ohio but I'm married and he doesn't know. How can I talk him out of coming here so he doesn't flip out? I kind of led him on a little....
Q: I met this guy in Cancun, Mexico on vacation with my girl friends and I met this really nice guy and we had a really good time, but no sex! (Sure)...now he wants to come and visit me in Ohio but I'm married and he doesn't know. How can I talk him out of coming here so he doesn't flip out? I kind of led him on a little....
A: Rachel, if he wants to come from Cancun to Columbus, you led him on a lot and now he want's to sail your ocean blue. Tell him the truth.
Brock D.- Syracuse, New York
Q: Build a 5 piece rock band without using your favorite artists?
Q: Build a 5 piece rock band without using your favorite artists?
A: If I can't use my favorites, I'll go with Angus Young, Lead Guitar, Malcolm Young, Rhythm Guitar, Michael Anthony, Bass, Alex Van Halen, Drums and Steven Tyler, Vocals. A 4 piece band would look a lot different.
Andy E.- Camden, Maine
Q: My twin sister brought her roommate home from college to stay with us for a couple of weeks and she's smoking hot. The problem is she's being a snotty bitch to me. How can attract her?
Q: My twin sister brought her roommate home from college to stay with us for a couple of weeks and she's smoking hot. The problem is she's being a snotty bitch to me. How can attract her?
A: Gils her age hate to be ignored so ignore her and if she is interested, she'll come around.
Mimi C.- Beaverton, Oregon
Q: You say men should never take women they meet in a bar back to their place because they tend to get robbed. What about women bring men home to their place?
A: As a rule of thumb, if you meet someone in a bar and it's looking like a one night stand. Get a hotel room. Why would you want them to know where you live?
Alex T.- Saint Remi, Canada
Q: What are your thoughts about Montreal getting a Major League baseball team?
Q: What are your thoughts about Montreal getting a Major League baseball team?
A: I'd love to see Montreal get the Expos back, and add a team in Indianapolis or Charlotte. Then realign National and American Leagues to have four divisions each with four teams in each. Then to get in the playoffs, teams have to win their division, eliminating the wild card.
Tom Z- Butte, Montana
Q: I met this girl who is 22 years younger than me and we really hit it off. We've been out on several dates and it's starting to feel like the real thing. I am concerned about me being 45 and her 23, do you think I'm nut continuing with her?
Q: I met this girl who is 22 years younger than me and we really hit it off. We've been out on several dates and it's starting to feel like the real thing. I am concerned about me being 45 and her 23, do you think I'm nut continuing with her?
A: I have two words for you...Bill Belichick.
Cassie K- Winchester, Virginia
Q: I am 33 and have been with my boyfriend for 4 years. I'm ready to get married btu he keeps dragging his feet. How long should I wait for him to make up his mind?
Q: I am 33 and have been with my boyfriend for 4 years. I'm ready to get married btu he keeps dragging his feet. How long should I wait for him to make up his mind?
A: I wouldn't worry about getting married unless kids become part of your relationship.
Lilly F.- Bristol, England
Q: My friends and I enjoy your podcast and we want to know when you're going to go live on TikTok or YouTube since you're on both platforms?
Q: My friends and I enjoy your podcast and we want to know when you're going to go live on TikTok or YouTube since you're on both platforms?
A: Highly unlikely Lilly. Unless I find something that is completely different and entertaining than what's currently available, I will remain behind the microphone.
Pete D.- Boulder, Colorado
Q: I emailed you about 8 months ago and told you about these two chicks I was living with and thanks to your advice, we're having regular threesomes.
Q: I emailed you about 8 months ago and told you about these two chicks I was living with and thanks to your advice, we're having regular threesomes.
A: I have no idea what advice I gave Pete, but that was a salacious email.
Madison U.- Orange, California
Q: I just broke up with by boyfriend of 6 years because I caught him having sex with my step mother. I gave her a week to tell him or I was going to do it. Now I'm having second thoughts. Should I or shouldn't I tell him?
Q: I just broke up with by boyfriend of 6 years because I caught him having sex with my step mother. I gave her a week to tell him or I was going to do it. Now I'm having second thoughts. Should I or shouldn't I tell him?
A: This is for them to work out. I think you keep dropping by to put pressure on her but you have to take your fathers feelings into consideration. Play it by ear, and you'll know if and when the time is right.
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8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries
1 Greece
2 Brazil
3 Russia
4 China
5 Poland
6 Italy
7 Malaysia
8 Spain
9 Switzerland
10. Mexico
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
Zodiac Signs Ranked Based On Sexual Performance
1 Libra
2 Virgo
3 Leo
4 Pisces
5 Aquarius
6 Scorpio
7 Taurus
8 Aries
9 Capricorn
10 Sagittarius
11 Gemini
12 Cancer
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Five Habits Women Hate About Men
1. They Use Baby Talk
2. Poor Table Manners
3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish
4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself
5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper
1. They Use Baby Talk
2. Poor Table Manners
3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish
4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself
5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper
Five Habits Men Hate About Women
1 Being Secretive
2 Too Judgmental
3 Controlling Personality
4 Constant Complaining
5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love
1 Confidence without Arrogance
1 Confidence without Arrogance
2 The Ability To Say No
3 Mysterious Energy
4 Passion And Purpose
5 Fearlessness in Pursuit
6 Playful Rebellion
7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
2025
AWARDS
(So Far)
January - July
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
Congratulations to Whoopi Goldberg from ABC's The View on winning the first Dumbass Award for 2025. During a discussion with her co-hosts, Goldberg made it known she thought First Lady Jill Biden was an excellent doctor, as in a doctor who practices medicine and sees patients. The look on Whoopi's face when her cohosts told her Jill has a PHD in Education, not medicine was priceless. Clearly Whoopi Goldberg is a DUMBASS!
DAVID MUIR
Congratulations to ABC News Anchor David Muir, on winning this weeks Dumbass Award! Muir was caught using clothes pins to tighten his foe fireman's jacket to make him look for svelte for TV while covering the Pacific Palisades fire in Los Angeles. A producer probably made the gesture but Muir went a long with it. Next time try finding a jacket that fits DUMBASS!
SLUMLORD GAVIN NEWSOM
Congratulations to California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom on winning this week's Dumbass Award for blaming everyone but himself for the Wild Fires in Los Angeles. Newsome ignorantly drew a line in the sand after Donald Trump won the Presidential election by peacocking and saying he had Trump proofed California by protecting illegals coming across the California boarder. Now Newsom needs Donald Trump to bail his ass out of billions of dollars in federal aid. Good luck with that DUMBASS!
THE JACKASS PARTY
Congratulations to every petty Democrat who gave Donald Trump shit for moving the inauguration indoors and winning this weeks Dumbass Award! After weather professionals warned against freezing temperatures and potential frost bite, these morons thought they were being cool but ended up looking like a fool. This is the kind of stupidity we've had to deal with for the past 4 years and why no Democrat should ever see the inside of the White House again. DUMBASSES!
Cherelle Parker
Imagine being the Mayor of Philadelphia, one of the Top 5 largest cities in the United States, and when put in the position of supporting her hometown team, the Philadelphia Eagles, she spells Eagles, "E-L-G-L-E-S". I could give her the benefit of the doubt and say, well maybe that's how Black people spell Eagles but I won't. Cherelle is straight up stupid and probably shouldn't be the Mayor of a city like Philadelphia. Therefore, Parker wins this weeks Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for not being able to spell Eagles correctly. DUMBASS!
Don Lemon
Congratulations to Ex CNN TV Talker Don Lemon, on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for calling Donald Trump a DEI President. Trump took a million dollars and turned it into a multi billion dollar real estate empire in New York and became President of the United States not once, but twice. Plus Trump was elected and not hired. WTF has Don Lemon ever done besides getting fired by the lowest rated news network in America? He was one of the reason CNN has been a failure. DUMBASS!
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
Congratulations to U.S. Representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) on picking up a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Ocasio-Cortez recently stated that Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, was "one of the most unintelligent billionaires she has ever seen". Yes, the man who invented Pay Pal, brought the EV brand Tesla to market, sends rockets in to outer-space that land themselves and owns X is an idiot. Only a moron who bought an Elon Musk Tesla, would make this kind of stupid statement when all she has accomplished is serving booze to drunks and luckily won an election. DUMBASS!
AYANNA PRESSLEY
Congratulations to Massachusetts congresswoman Ayanna Pressley, on picking up a Rat's ass Podcast Dumbass Award. This week Pressley exposed what the Democratic party's real agenda is when she said, "we are all willing to work with anyone who is serious about doing the work of censoring the American people". There is no walking back a statement like that and while Pressley, who stands out with her bald head, was being honest...she's still a DUMBASS!
HAKEEM JEFFREIS
Congratulations to Democratic Leader Hakeem "Dime Store Obama" Jeffries on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for complaining about the high prices his party created over the past four years not coming down during the first 27 days of Donald Trump's Presidency. Any moron knows it took the Democrats four years to cause inflation, deflation will take more than a month to fix. DUMBASS!
TOM HANKS
Congratulations to Actor Tom Hanks on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for attempting to stereotype Trump MAGA supporters as looking like Democrats wearing a MAGA hat during a skit on Saturday Night Live's 50 year anniversary special. Hanks was met with a well deserved backlash. DUMBASS!
VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY
Congratulations to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for mistaking Donald Trump for Joe Biden, and disrespected the Untied States in the Oval Office. He attempted to dictate terms for the United States involvement in trying to end the war between Ukraine and Russia. Trump was right...Zelenskyy has no cards to play and made a fool out of himself. DUMBASS!
AL GREEN
Congratulations to Texas Representative Al Green (D) on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for disrupting President Trump's Congressional address by heckling him and getting removed from the Congressional chamber. Green was later Censured for his actions and he accomplished nothing accept for looking like a DUMBASS!
SLUMLORD GAVIN NEWSOM
Congratulations to California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom for becoming the first two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Newsom spent $100,000.00 to have a bronze bust of himself created and placed inside San Francisco City Hall where he was unfortunately once Mayor. This ego on this empty suited tyrant is beyond vanity. If Newsome could suck himself he would. DUMBASS!
TIM "NO BALLS" WALZ
Congratulations to Minnesota Governor and ex Vice Presidential candidate Tampon Tim "No Balls" Walz on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass award for acting like a tough guy saying he could kick anyone in the GOP's ass, when he's a cream puff. Tim also cheered Tesla's stock price for going down when the state of Minnesota has 1.6 million shares of Tesla stock in it's state pension fund. What a colossal DUMBASS!
JUDGE JAMES BOASBERG
Congratulations to Judge James Boasberg on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for stopping the deportation of illegal aliens who crossed the United States boarder during the Biden Administration with the intent of creating chaos in America, including murder, robbery and rape. Judge Boasberg, believes these illegals have rights and could give a rat's hairy ass about the crimes they've committed against innocent American tax payers making him a complete DUMBASS!
JASMINE CROCKETT
Congratulations to US Representative from Texas, Jasmine Crockett on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for supporting the take down of Tesla, who employees over 121,000 people because in her opinion, Elon Musk doesn't fit who she believes is qualified to oversee DOGE, appointed by President Trump to weed out Government waste, fraud and abuse. This makes Jasmine Crockett a tremendous DUMBASS!
BILL MAHER
Congratulations to HBO/MAX Real Time host Bill Maher on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award! Bill was an anti Trumper who suffered greatly from Trump Derangement Syndrome for years until he finally met Trump. Then he denied ever hating Trump and expressed some admiration for him. Since Bill chose to hate on Trump calling him a "threat to democracy" when Trump is not makes him a complete DUMBASS!
CHRISTOPHER VAN HOLLEN
THE BLUE ORIGIN ASTRO-NOTS
JOE BIDEN
Congratulations to former President Jagoff Joe Biden on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Joe came out of his crypt to appear on The View and tell the world he would have beat Donald Trump had he stayed in the race. He also said, the reason he dropped out was because he put the United States ahead of his own personal needs. Joe Biden is one delusional bastard and proved again he is a DUMBASS!
SHRI THANEDAR
Congratulations to Democratic Congressman from Michigan, Shri Thanedar on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for issuing articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump. Thanedar, doesn't like the direction Trump is taking the United States, which isn't grounds for impeachment proving his not only an idiot but he's a complete DUMBASS!
SLUMLORD GAVIN NEWSOM
Congratulations to California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom for being the first three time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. This time Newsom spent $23 million tax payer dollars on a weather app to let Californians know what the temperature is, when there are already several weather apps that do the same thing. This stooge wants to be President in 2028, which further proves he's a DUMBASS!
ALEX PADILLA
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
Another congratulations goes out to U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) for being a two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Ocasio-Cortez earned the honor by immediately calling for President Trumps impeachment within 30 minutes of the United States Military taking out three of Iran's nuclear bomb sites ending Iran's ability to terrorize the world with nukes. All AOC was interested in was getting on TV first because she is an attention whore and a DUMBASS!
Lohran "Turd Sauce" Mamdani
Congratulations to New York Mayor candidate Lorhan Mamdani, on winning what will most likely be one of many Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Awards. Mamdani, who' we've nicknamed "Turd Sauce" because he looks like a turd and everything that comes out of his mouth is word sauce. He is a Communist, Marxist, Socialist, Muslim who will bring New York to it's knees financially and the city will be overran with Muslim Jihadists. He wants to tax mainly rich White people and he's anti-Jewish. This moron may destroy New York before the November election happens. The list of dipshittery from Mamdani is so long, the only way to fully describe him is he's a DUMBASS! .
KAREN "NO CLASS" BASS
Congratulations to Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Bass took a victory lap after reports said the homeless problem in Los Angele had declined by 17.5% since she took office. What she failed to mention is 12% of the decline was due to homeless people dying on the streets. When you add her lackadaisical handling the L.A. fires from January and handing out cash cards to illegals, how can we not reward Karen with the dubious honor of being a DUMBASS!
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