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FIST BUMP THE TRUMP
The United States Military has been pounding Iran nightly for days thanks to President Trump finally reaching the end of his rope with the Islamic Republic of Iran. The mission now is to clearly pound Iran into submission. No more negotiations, no more stall tactics, it's either the Islamic Republic of Iran submits or they can stick their heads between their legs and kiss their asses goodbye. If I were them, I'd go collect my 72 virgins and give Iran back to it's people.
Naturally the Democrats and the Democratic Socialists of America will turn this in to a political football to try and gain an advantage in the upcoming midterms but it's never been a good idea to go against the country during a time of war. I understand Trump, said no new wars but shit happens. No President should make promises they potentially can't keep but they do. The Democrats and the DSA are going to try and convince you Trump lied and it would have been better to let Iran have a nuclear weapon. I'm betting America isn't that damn stupid...yet.
Granted gas prices are going to remain elevated longer than expected because of the Iran conflict and it could give the Democrats and the DSA an advantage this fall if people are incapable of seeing the big picture, which is entirely possible. Allowing the Democrats or the DSA to achieve more power than they currently have will be detrimental to the United States.
Have you forgot how destructive the Biden years were? Do you want to go back to seeing millions of disgusting migrants from third world countries pour across our boarders again? It's cost us billions to let them in the first time and kick them out over the past couple of years, and trust me another wave will be worse and the American tax payer will be on the hook for it all. Then you add the Democratic Socialists in the mix and that's more trouble the United States doesn't need. I politely urge he parents who have kids leaning into socialism, that always leads to communism, to educate their fucking kids because our educational system has failed them.
The Democratic machine is coming hard for the sheep in the mid terms. They have no ideas or solutions to help Americans. If the Democrats and the DSA are successful at whipping people up emotionally, they'll win elections. Then it'll be too late because that's when you'll find out these idiots have no ideas or solutions outside of raising taxes and taking America back to when they could easily fleece the country. Another words, bigger government. More for them and less for you. Why is that do goddamn hard to understand about Democrats?
The issues the Biden administration left us with is going to take longer than two years to fix. This Iranian conflict is going to delay the recovery because of the higher gas prices. However, if we stay the course, in the long run, Americans will benefit by seeing the end of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
VIVA LAS VEGAS
My first trip to Las Vegas was a quick on New Years Day in 1983. I had just moved to Phoenix, Arizona four months prior and was having a difficult time adjusting from Pittsburgh to Phoenix which was a real cowboy town at the time and I don't do cowboy. I hated country music and I damn sure wasn't a line dancing fool. Hell, they didn't even have MTV yet and it debuted on August 1, 1981. I went to a friend of mine's brothers house to party and ring in the New Year. We were all big drinkers and proceeded to get smashed on Crown Royal and Jack Daniels. Everyone was paired up with their women but I was solo and relaxing alone by the pool and right at midnight the calendar flipped from 1982 to 1983, and I heard my friend shout I'm getting married! He had popped the question to his girlfriend as the clock struck twelve and they had it in their mind they wanted to go to Las Vegas to get married on New Years Day. About 8 of us jumped into my friends brothers van and in the middle of the night we drove to Las Vegas hammered. It was about a six hour drive after a few stops to water the cactus.
We checked into one big room at the Maxim hotel and immediately everyone crashed. Most of us on the floor. A few hours later my friend shakes me to wake me and says come on we're going back to Phoenix, there isn't going to be a wedding. So we all jumped back in the van and drove back to Phoenix all hungover. The idea of getting married was nothing more than the booze talking. I didn't even get to drop a quarter in a slot machine that time...but there would be other and as they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
In the mid 90's, Las Vegas started to become more family oriented with a Disneyland feel because corporations started taking over by building massive hotels that eventually put the mob out of business. There is more to this story but that's what documentaries are for. Almost overnight the free drinks stopped flowing when you were gambling, the cheap bad food became expensive bad food and the new grand hotels double their prices and Las Vegas was no longer a place where you could go for some cheap outrageous fun and lose your ass.
The only time I would go to Las Vegas was for radio conferences and it became a hub for my business travel and every time I went, Las Vegas got more and more expensive. The hotels would advertise $199 rooms but they'd cost $400 thanks to all the fees they tacked on. Cash became a think of the past because the Casinos went digital which took all the fun out of playing the slots. The best way I can explain it, Las Vegas went from being a cheap whore that liked to party to a cesspool of greed. It costs me more to take an Uber from the airport to a hotel than it does to fly from Los Angeles to Las Vegas.
If you talk to anyone who used to party in Las Vegas in the 80's, they will tell you they hate Las Vegas now and I am right there with them. Those who started going to Vegas in the mid 90's until now don't know any different and that's called progress. I honestly see no reason to return to Las Vegas again. The Sphere looks tantalizing because it's different but in reality it's just another Vegas light show. The Raiders, my favorite football team, entices me to go but until they put a winner on the field, I'm not going to travel and deal with all the Vegas bullshit to watch them lose. The NBA Summer League keeps calling my name but I look at the weather in Las Vegas in July and 110 doesn't appeal to me, I'd much rather go to Spring Training in Arizona in March plus there are plenty of things to do in Los Angeles, including local Casinos if I get the itch to lose a bunch of dough to people I don't know.
I do have fond memories of the city that quietly lit up in the middle of the desert where you could blow a paycheck and have a good time. Not your life savings on a weekend getaway and feel like you got fucked up the ass by Satan's dick without the lube.
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IT GETS PRETTY RECKLESS
The life of Taylor Momson, who fronts the band The Pretty Reckless is one that demonstrates how life can take you on a ride you never thought possible.
In 2000, we were all watching Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and a cute little girl who played Cindy Lou Who. By now you know that was Taylor Momson. Then we saw her on Gossip Girl as Jenny Humphries, who played a nice, sweet girl every guy dreamed of taking home to mom.
In 2011, at the age of 18, she created the Pretty Reckless and dropped her first album called "Lite Me Up". While other female singers were trying to climb the pop charts, the sweet little girl we knew as Cindy Lou Who and Jenny Humphries was getting her Rock on and thank God she did because in the world of Rock at the time, she was it.
Fast forward to now, the Pretty Reckless just released their 6th studio album called "Dear God" featuring "For I Am Death" and "When I Wake Up" and if you haven't seen the video, watch it on Rat's Ass Rock TV's Top 10 Videos and this time Taylor blows up all the images you have about Cindy Lou Who and Jenny Humphries. Clearly Momson, is all about the Rock and the Rock Star Lifestyle. The rest of the album with 11 songs is well done from track to track and well worthy of spending 50 minutes with.
The Pretty Reckless will be once again touring this summer with AC/DC.
THE WEEK OF: July 27, 2026
1 The Pretty Reckless- When I Wake Up
2 Breaking Benjamin- Something Wicked
1 The Pretty Reckless- When I Wake Up
2 Breaking Benjamin- Something Wicked
3 Shinedown- Young Again
4 Three Days Grace- Don't Wanna Go Home Tonight
5 Five Finger Death Punch- Eye Of The Storm
6 Greta Van Fleet- Play Your Game
7 Black Stone Cherry- Deep
8 Social Distortion- Born To Kill
9 Black Label Society- Name In Blood
10 Shinedown- Safe And Sound
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CLASSIC ROCK
WBIG/Washington DC Vs KXPT/Las Vegas
7.27.26
The Who- Behind Blue Eyes
Human League- Don't You Want Me Baby
R.E.M/- The One I Love
Bruce Springsteen- Dancing In The Dark
Queen- We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions
The Police- Don't Stand So Close To Me
Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Aerosmith- Rag Doll
Creed- Higher
Def Leppard- Pour Some Sugar On Me
Rush- The Spirit Of Radio
Aerosmith- Sweet Emotion
AC/DC- Hells Bells
Joan Jett/Blackhearts- Bad Reputation
Led Zeppelin- Rock And Roll
Foo Fighters- Everlong
Def Leppard- Love Bites
Pink Floyd- Young Lust
Ozzy Osbourne- Mama, I'm Coming Home
WINNER
7.23.26
WEBN/Cincinnati
(WMMS/Cleveland) 
WHY PHILLY SILLY?
LeBron James is headed to the city of brotherly love to wrap his NBA career in Philadelphia. James signed a two year 8 million dollar deal to try and bring an NBA title to Philadelphia and pick up his fifth.
What stands out most for me is LeBron could have easily stayed in Los Angeles for the same two year $8 million dollar deal but either the Lakers were ready to move on from James and he knew it or LeBron wasn't comfortable playing with a Lakers team that clearly belongs to Luka Doncic now. How does the king take a backseat in a city where he used to be the top dog? LeBron would rather go be a third or fourth option in Philadelphia than a solid third option remaining with the Lakers. As with anything, the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle. Most likely James felt the Lakers were ready to move on to the Luka Doncic era and that's not how he wanted to end his career. In Philadelphia, he'll still be the toast of the town, even if he is a third option.
How effective will he be for the 76ers? James leadership on and off the court will go unmeasured but rest assured his experience is worth more than $4 million per year and he'll no doubt pay for himself in ticket and merch sales. At the end of they day, LeBron James, feels Philadelphia gives him the best shot at winning an NBA title. He also did the Lakers a favor by changing conferences which means they will less of spotlight on him in Los Angeles as the season progresses and more on Luka, Reaves and Kessler, the Lakers new core.
This was a no lose situation for the 76ers, but I don't see LeBron being a difference maker at almost 42, the same as he wasn't in Los Angeles. Granted had Luka and Reaves been healthy during last seasons playoff run, the Lakers might have faired better in the Oklahoma series but the Lakers weren't going to beat the Thunder, regardless. In Philadelphia, I see the same playing out for them. The big question mark will come when Joel Embiid pulls an Anthony Davis and gets injured. It's not question of if but when it happens. Will the 76ers still be able to complete with James, Maxey and newly acquired Jaylen Brown? I see too many parallels to this years Philadelphia team to the Lakers teams when Davis played for them.
I also can't wait to see how a nearly 42 year old LeBron James body reacts to going from the mid 70's during the season in Los Angeles every day to Philadelphia weather during the season. James old bones are going to take longer to warm up. He may not feel it at first, but when the highs are in the 20's day after day during the winter, it's going to have an impact.
Personally, I wish LeBron James well as his career winds down and I'll make a prediction that win or lose this season will be LeBron's last. Unless, he goes back to Cleveland for the 2027-28 season for a farewell tour. Another question that needs to get answered before October is what will the Lakers do with Bronny James?
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Jason R.- Appleton, Wisconsin
Q: Do you think Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez will be successful at breaking up Apple?
A: She was able to put the kibosh on Amazon opening in Brooklyn costing hundreds of jobs and billions in tax revenue. If she becomes a Senator and can get media attention from it, the former bartender who's never created anything of value in her life will make an attempt.
John W. Seattle, Washington
Q; I got it on with a girl I'm seeing on our second date. We've been together for about a month and the old how many partners question came up and she said 5 but the way she screws tells me other wise. Should I believer her?
A: Women say you can easily add 5-7 to the number they give you because they don't include one night stands or men they view as being a mistake. The reality is if she did the dirty deed with you on the second date, maybe you don't want to know.
Lacey D.- Irvine, California
Q: I met a really nice guy from Riverside who wants me to meet him halfway to hook up because of the price of gas. I don't make a lot of money and it's really getting expensive to meet him. How can I get him to drive to Irvine?
A: Be honest with him and if he can't get enough of your funky stuff, he'll make the drive. Until he either gets tired of banging you or he gets his Exxon-Mobile bill. Which ever comes first.
Beth Y.- Virginia Beach, Virginia
Q: Were you serious about couples having separate bathrooms, closets and bedrooms?
A: You bet and let me add separate checking accounts too.
Robert K.- Tulsa, Oklahoma
Q: What do you think about Nancy Pelosi teaching at Cal Berkley next semester?
A: It means the dumbing down of America continues at the college level!
Michelle R.- Manhattan Beach, California
Q: I wanted to confirm whatever number women give men for their body count, they can easily add 5-7 because it is true we don't count one night stands or mistakes. My question is, are men truthful when they have a high body count?
A: Yes, men like to look like they're sexperts!
Max B.- Tyler, Texas
Q: I started seeing this girl about 3 weeks ago and she won't have sex yet due to her 6 week rule. The problem is she's making a full court press to get me to meet her parents. I'm not up for that yet. When is the right time to meet her parents?
Q: I started seeing this girl about 3 weeks ago and she won't have sex yet due to her 6 week rule. The problem is she's making a full court press to get me to meet her parents. I'm not up for that yet. When is the right time to meet her parents?
A: I'd wait 3 more weeks to get the nookie from her cookie, then go meet the parents but there is also a change after you have sex, she might change her mind about you meeting her folks!
Theresa P.- Long Beach, California
Q: Is it possible to get addicted to having threesomes with two men?
A: The correct term is "finger cuffing" but here is what I want to you think about. Let's say you meet the man of your dreams and the body count conversation comes up, and it will, are you going to be honest or are you going to swallow the truth and lie? How would that make you feel?
D'Mo H.- Athens, Georgia
Q: What's up with 7 of the last 8 people you've placed on your Walk of Shame been either Black or Brown people. Are you turning into a racist?
Q: What's up with 7 of the last 8 people you've placed on your Walk of Shame been either Black or Brown people. Are you turning into a racist?
A: If 13 White, 7 Black and 3 Brown is being a racist, please send me a white sheet and a hood.
Ellen J.- Lincoln, Nebraska
Q: I want to hear more about this joint checkbook and separate accounts in a marriage scam?
Q: I want to hear more about this joint checkbook and separate accounts in a marriage scam?
A: My wife and I started this when we were living together before getting married and we kept it this way. All joint expenses get split and then what I make is mine and what she makes is hers. I guarantee we've had fewer fights about money.
Rick S.- Las Vegas, Nevada
Q: I met a blackjack dealer who's hot and fun to hang out with but I get a creepy vibe she's slept with a lot of guys. Should I trust my gut on this one and let her ride?
A: You should always trust your instincts but if you end up having sex and you have to strap a board to your ass so you don't fall in, there is a good chance her vagina has been a dipping pool.
Abby B.- Camarillo, California
Q: I've been putting some heavy "ask me out" signals to a guy I like but he hasn't taken that bait. How can i ask him out and feel confident he'll say yes?
A: Find out what he likes to do and tell him you have tickets to something likes and that you have an extra ticket and ask him if he'd like to go? If he says yes, go buy the tickets.
Willie D.- Charleston, South Carolina
Q: FYI, Bunny XO stand for Bunny Love and your impression of a White Supremacist made me bust a nut, are you from the south?
A: You got me, I don't keep up on the life and times of Jellyroll and Bunny XO. No I'm not from the south, my impersonation of a White Supremacist is nothing more than my piss pour effort to imamate Foghorn Leghorn.
Stacy W.- South Bend, Indiana
Q: I'm a single mother and my 18 year old daughter just moved in with her 44 year old boyfriend. I know you don't have kids, but you grew up with a single mother and I'm wondering how she would deal with it?
Q: I'm a single mother and my 18 year old daughter just moved in with her 44 year old boyfriend. I know you don't have kids, but you grew up with a single mother and I'm wondering how she would deal with it?
A: I had an 18 year old sister move to another state with an older guy and my mother told her she was old enough to make her own mistakes but if it didn't workout, she wasn't allowed to come home. She told her to stay where she was to figure it out.
Derek L.- Riverton, Utah
Q: So 83% of women say a man who's slept with more than 7 women is undesirable huh? Do you think there are plenty of desirable women who won't give a rat's ass in the remaining 17%?
Q: So 83% of women say a man who's slept with more than 7 women is undesirable huh? Do you think there are plenty of desirable women who won't give a rat's ass in the remaining 17%?
A: It appears Derek has told us he's done the humpty hump with more than 7 women without saying he's done the humpty hump with more than 7 women.
Matt H.- Tempe, Arizona
Q: I'm not bragging when I say this but I recently had a hot chick breakup with me because she said my penis was too big for her. I generally don't have an issue like this come up. Most women tend to enjoy it. Is she just a weirdo?
Q: I'm not bragging when I say this but I recently had a hot chick breakup with me because she said my penis was too big for her. I generally don't have an issue like this come up. Most women tend to enjoy it. Is she just a weirdo?
A: I wouldn't worry about it. She probably suffers from a condition called "Bigadickaphobia" also known as the fear of walking funny!
Lisa K.- Everette, Washington
Q: I was having sex with two guys and they were unaware of each other until 4th of July weekend. I was out with one and we ran into the other one at a bar. Unfortunately, they got into a fight and heat the hell out of each other. Now neither one will talk to me. Is this one of those situations where giving it time to work itself out makes sense?
A: Once these two figure out they were digging in the same ditch, if they have any sense of self worth, you'll never see or hear from them again. Next time, maybe try living your life with one guy at a time.
Rhonda J.- Duluth, Minnesota
Q: You're a very strange man and I'm fascinated by how your mind works. Be honest, what kind of drugs did you take when you were younger?
A: I never took drugs. No coke, no pills, no needles...I only took a hit off a marijuana cigarette once and I hated it. I'm an example of what happens when you don't do drugs!
Grady W.- Reno, Nevada
Q: How many women should a man sleep with before he gets married?
A: You have to become a ditch digger and dig as many bitches with ditches as you can. When you get to the point to where you want to just hit it, quit it and run...then you'll know you're ready to settle down with one woman for the rest of your life.
Myron D.- Charlotte, North Carolina
Q: What do you think about your Governor Gavin Newsom getting behind the socialist movement?
A: Newsom has governed like a socialist for the past 8 years, now he's openly admitting he's a socialist because the thinks it'll get him into the White House.
Nora K.- McKeesport, Pennsylvania
Q: What was the best advice your parents gave you?
A: I am the son of a single mother and her best advice after popping out 6 kids and losing 2 was don't have kids. I think we can all agree I did the world a favor by listening to her!
Derek Z- Norman, Oklahoma
Q: I've been seeing a girl about 80 miles away in Stillwater for the past couple of years and suddenly, she's not responding to my calls, texts or email. She vanished overnight with no explanation. Should I drive to Stillwater to confront her or give up?
A: You've reached out and she hasn't responded. I'd move on because there are plenty of fish in the sea, hens in the hen house, peacocks in the pen and gravy for the potatoes.
Samuel B.- Ft. Worth, Texas
Q: I've been striking out with chicks all summer and I'm a good looking guy. How can I overcome my slump?
A: When a guy gets the old blue balls, he tends to try too hard and women can smell a horn dog immediately. The best way to attract women is to act like you don't care and when you do meet one you like, never bring up sex. Let it happen naturally.
Nikki Q.- Riverside, California
Q: I keep meeting men with a hit it and quit mentality. I'm tired of being a cum dump for them. Where can I find a good guy?
A: Try meeting men in a place they go to avoid women. A golf coarse.
Gina B.- Port Arthur, Texas
Q: I've been dating this hot guy for for about a month but he's got this disgusting habit of picking his nose and flinging it out the window. How can I get him to stop without making him think i'm bossy.
A: Easy, when he does it say "hey, you're into picking and flicking too? So Am I" and then you do it. Trust me, he won't do it again in front of you because he won't want to see you do it again!
Luke W.- Sparks, Nevada
Q: Who do you think is better in the sack? Girly girls or Tom boys?
A: I don't think it matters, it's all in how your ride them cowboy!
Milo V.- Kissimmee, Florida
Q: You mentioned when chasing chicks to always go for the girls in the white jeans. why?
Q: You mentioned when chasing chicks to always go for the girls in the white jeans. why?
A: There is a good chance she's not riding the cotton pony and is feeling a little zesty and ready for Freddy, if you know what I'm laying down.
Callie M.- Hackensack, New Jersey
Q: I recently had sex with a guy who has this tremendous throb when he finishes. I felt like I was levitating. I've been with a lot of men and have never felt this before. Can you ask the women in your audience to weigh in on this to see if they've experienced this phenomena?
A: I think you just did! Ladies, what say you? RatsAssPodcast@gmail.com
Jarod D.- Bismarck, North Dakota
Q: I went out with this really hot girl two weeks ago and i thought we had fun. I've reached out to her 2-3 times and got no response. What should I do next?
A: Nothing, no response is a response. Go find you another hottie to get naughty with and if this one pops up you can decided what you want to do then. Hot girls are like Hot Sauce, there is always another bottle on the shelf.
Nick T.- Grand Rapids, Michigan
Q: I'm going to ask my girl friend to marry me and I want to do something over the top but my dad says she'll remember it regards of what i do. Should I listen to my dad or do it my way.
A: Your dad is right, she'll always remember it so if you wan to do something over the top make sure it's something she'll feel proud about telling for years to her family and friends.
Linda L.- Richmond, Virginia
Q: Responding to Callie's question about throbbers, I haven't ran into one of those guys since college so if she's got a throbber, she better hand on to him because they're as rare as blue diamonds!
A: This conversation is going to have men asking their women now if they're throbbers. Did I throb you the right way?
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Who can figure out the opposite sex? This is where we give it a shot! 10 LIES WOMEN TELL MEN 1 I'm Not Ready For A Relationship Right Now 2 I Want A Nice Good Guy 3 He's Just A Friend 4 Money Doesn't Matter To Me 5 I've Only Sept With 5 Men 6 My Past Doesn't Matter, I've Changed 7 I Didn't See Your Text 8 I Want A Guy Who Cries With Me 9 I Don't Know What I Want 10 I'm Not Like The Other Girls 5 FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO GHOST 1 They Ghost Due To Feeling Overwhelmed 2 They Tend To Avoid Conflicts 3 Ghosting Doesn't Mean They Don't Care, It's Usually The Opposite 4 Eventually Regret Ghosting Someone They Cared About 4 They Fear Being Rejected So They Rarely Return 8 Rules For Men 1 Never Touch A Married Woman 2 Never Mess With A Coworker 3 Never Go Near Your Sons Ex 4 Never Entertain Single Moms 5 Never Look At Your Brothers Girl 6 Never Chase Older Women Out Of Desperation 7 Never Sleep With A Woman You Don't Trust 8 One Night Of Desire Can Destroy A Lifetime Of Progress Women And Marriage (Age Group 21-44) Favorable View Of Marriage 61% Unfavorable View of Marriage 29% Undecided View of Marriage 10% The 5 Best Ways To Ask A Girl Out 1. The Quiz She Can't Lose 2. The Website Dedication 3. Secret Admirer Note In Her Mail Box 4. Write As Song or a Poem About Her 5. The Birthday Celebration Invitation Zodiac Signs Ranked By Sex Performance 1 Libra 2 Virgo 3 Pisces 4 Leo 5 Aquarius 6 Scorpio 7 Taurus 8 Aries 9 Capricorn 10 Sagittarius 11 Gemini 12 Cancer What Men Expect From Women Today 1. A partner not a dependent 2. Inexperienced sexually 3. Shared values politically and religiously 4. Individualism within the relationship 5. Commonality Five Habits Women Hate About Men 1. They Use Baby Talk 2. Poor Table Manners 3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 1 Confidence without Arrogance 2 The Ability To Say No 3 Mysterious Energy 4 Passion And Purpose 5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 6 Playful Rebellion 7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge DOES SIZE MATTER? When it comes to height, women mostly prefer a man who is taller than them but a recent poll ask women what is an acceptable height for a man? 61% said over 6' 19% said Over 5'10" 12% Over 5'8" 8% Under 5'8" The Top 5 Books About Sex 1 The Joy Of Sex 2 Come As You Are 3 The Guide To Getting It On 4 Mating In Captivity 5 Bonk 7 Women Men Should Stay Away From 1 Your Ex 2 A Friends Ex 3 Party Girls 4 Coworkers 5 Single Moms 6 Attention Seekers 7 Girls With Male Friends 5 Habits Men Hate About Women 1 Being Secretive 2 Too Judgmental 3 Controlling Personality 4 Constant Complaining 5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His Make Her Think About You After Sex 1 Slow down, what's the rush. 2 Keep her expectations low & surprise her 3 Breath with her, it promotes intimacy 4 Look her in the eyes 5 Detach afterwards, don't cling or chase Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 2 If You Love Me, Prove it 3 You're Not Like Other Guys 4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe 5 You Deserve Better Than Me The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 1 Greece 2 Brazil 3 Russia 4 China 5 Poland 6 Italy 7 Malaysia 8 Spain 9 Switzerland 10. Mexico |
6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
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5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
* Our sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
The One Thing We Can Always Count On Is Famous People Will Say And Do Some Stupid Stuff,
And When They Do, They'll Be Honored On The
Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
2026
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
The city of New York is going to regret the day they elected Zohran Mamdani, a Communist Socialist as it's Mayor. Immediately after taking the oath of office on the Quran, he began breaking the promises he made that got him elected. He also proceeded to surround himself with people who are as unqualified as he his to be Mayor of America's largest city. This is why Mamdani is the first official honoree of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TIM WALZ
Less than a year ago, Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz, was selected to run as Kamala Harris's Vice President. On January 5th, 2026,Walz dropped out of the Minnesota's governors race due to pressure from overseeing a billion dollar fraud scheme by Somalian refugees and did nothing about it. Like all Democrats, he failed to take responsibility and played the victim while blaming Republicans for his demise. Walz's actions has earned him a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
THE RAVENS
All John Harbaugh did for the Baltimore Ravens was win. During his 18 years as head coach, John went 180-113 and led the Ravens to the playoffs 12 times, played in 4 AFC Championship games and won a Super Bowl in 2012. The Ravens came up short this season due to a missed field goal and for this Baltimore fired John. Because of this despicable act, the Baltimore Ravens franchise will be honored on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
GAVIN NEWSOM
A Governor really has to be a ginormous pile of crap to show up in Davos, Switzerland for the sole purpose of undermining the President of the Untied States, but that's what California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom did. He used California taxpayer dollars to travel to Davos thinking he was going to torpedo President Trumps agenda. Because Of Newsom's shenanigans, he has earned a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JIMMY KIMMEL
Poor whittle Jimmy Kimmel, was all broken hearted over the presence of ICE in Minneapolis and was so touched by the outpouring of protectionism the agitators and protestors had for protecting their fellow citizens, that he started crying again. Jimmy has no tears for American citizens who have been raped and murdered by illegal aliens but feels touched by those who protect them. This behavior has earned Jimmy "Cry Baby" Kimmel his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
BILLIE EILISH
Pop singer, Billie Eilish thought she was going to start a revolution at the 2026 Grammy Awards when she said "no one is illegal on stolen land" and it turns out she owns a home in Los Angeles on tribal land surrounded by gates. Can you say "hypocrite?" and this how Eilish will be remembered and how her music career ended in a nano second. That's why Billie Eilish has secured her spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame! Bravo Billie...
DEMOCRATS IN MUNICH
A contingent of U.S. Democrats consisting of Gavin Newson, Ruben Gallego, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Gretchen Whitmer went to Munich, Germany this week to bad mouth the Untied States and to assure their globalist pals if they win back the White House in 2028, their gravy train on biscuit wheels will return. Because of their traitorous act, we honor all four with a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame for selling out America.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
The Ex Barmaid from Brooklyn, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, showed why an inexperienced representative should never be sent to a foreign country to discuss foreign policy. Ocasio-Cortez, who always considers herself to be the smartest person in any room stumbled all over herself when asked a simple question during the Democrats Trump Bashing mission to Munich, Germany. This has earned AOC a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THOMAS MASSEY
Say hello to Republican Senator Thomas Massey from Kentucky, who always votes with the Democrats making him a RINO (Republican In Name Only). Masse was the first to criticize President Trump for taking out Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and 40 of his top military brass to severely cripple the worlds leading terrorist cult's hold on Iran after 47 years. Because Massey, obviously supports the terrorists, he earns a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
This is House Democratic Leader, Hakeem Jeffries, the guy who looks like he's conducting an orchestra when he speaks. Hakeem is a pro Iranian anti American who openly roots for the U.S. Military to fail. If we're stupid enough to give power back to the Democrats, Jeffries is next in line to be the Speaker of The House which is 3rd in command behind the President and Vice President. Because Jeffries displays anti American behavior, he has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
KRISTI NOEM
Shame on former DHS Secretary and Governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem, who became the first casualty of the second term for the Trump administration. Noem was fired for spending $220 million taxpayer dollars on a self-promotion ad campaign and a rumored affair with Corey Lewandowski, who worked under her leadership. Unfortunately, Kristi's itch in her ditch will most likely have an impact on her 33 year marriage to her husband Bryon and her 3 children. Kristi Noem's acts of narcissism has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
This one might be the all time show stopper never to be topped again on the Wall of Shame. Congratulations to View host, Whoopi Goldberg for insinuating that Donald Trump started the war on Iran to get our minds off the Nancy Guthrie disappearance case. Trump started a billion dollar a day attack on Iran so we wouldn't be consumed by Savannah Guthrie's mothers disappearance. How damn stupid can one person be? Goldberg's comment has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THE OSCARS
At their peak when movies were good, the Oscars or Academy Awards drew approximately 58 million viewers in the 1990's. Flash forward to 2026, and the Oscars, also known as the political acceptance speech awards only drew 17.9 million viewers, down nearly 2 million from 2025. But do you think the Academy of Motion Pictures gives a Rat's Ass? Hell no, they'll double down next year because there are still 17 million people willing to sit through the nonsense. This is why the Oscars has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JOE ROGAN
We all say stupid stuff sometimes but to go out of your way to do it on purpose for effect can really come back to bite you in the nut sack. This is what happened to comedian/podcaster Joe Rogan, when he repeated a story about Erica Kirk having a dick. Anyone who's seen Erica knows she's all woman with the glow of God. This is why Joe's douche bad comment has landed him on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
PAM BONDI
Bondi, Pam Bondi was not fired by Donald Trump, she was reassigned and there is a difference. Regardless, Pam failed to get what America wanted done and that was hold the Democrats who weaponized the Government and attempted to take down Trump and persecuted conservatives during Obama and Biden's reign of terror. We The People wanted accountability. Because Bondi, Pam Bondi failed she has earned her place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TUCKER CARLSON
There has been skepticism for years that Tucker Carlson went to bat for whoever paid him the most money. Is it possible Carlson is now on the George Soros payroll? Carlson, a one time support of President Trump when he was on Fox News, has become one of the most outspoken against the President and look no further than his recent rant about Trump mocking Muslims on Easter. Is Carlson now a Muslim? Or is it just Soros money talking? Carlson's rant has earned his a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
CHUCK SCHUMER
It was just a matter of time before we honored Chuck Schumer, one of the biggest POS in the Democratic party. Schumer has been fighting for his political survival and has gone as far as shutting down the government twice to save his ass. Chuck has finally earned his spot based on his despicable comments about nobody respecting ICE and the Border Patrol proving once again, the Democrats are all in on OPEN BORDERS. Congrats Chuck, you have more than earned your place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Congratulations to our first two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame recipient Jimmy KImmel. The ABC Late Night Stalker stepped on his Guillermo when he told the first lady Melania Trump "she had the glow of an expectant widow" two days before another would be assassin would make a third attempt on President Trumps life. Granted Kimmel didn't know the assassins plan but his sense of timing so close to the WHCD is still worthy of another spot on Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is what happens when Clueless goes to DC. This week, the former bartender made the ignorant comment that someone who takes a risk and is fortunate to turn that risk in to becoming a billionaire, they're not allowed to earn that much. America was founded on people who were risk takers and had a vision for creating things that led to a better life for everyone. Not some smug Democrat who only seeks to take from the rich and give to the lazy. Because of Alexandria's dipshittery, she has won another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HARVEY LEVIN
The douchebags at TMZ led by Harvey Levin, have decided to do a series of hit pieces on Los Angeles Mayor candidate Spencer Pratt to help re-elect an inept communist Mayor, Karen Bass. These are the same Jagoff's who cheered Charlie Kirk's murder and tried to lie about it. Because everyone who works at TMZ is a ginormous pile of shit, we've reserved a spot for Harvey and his entire staff on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
STEPHEN COLBERT
How does a douchebag that looks like an insurance salesman get a gig hosting a late night TV talk show and be taken seriously as a comedian? Oh...that's right, Stephen Colbert wasn't a comedian, he was a Donald Trump hating dipshit paid to trash him by CBS. Colbert had his nightly Trump bash fest cancelled and is now on the streets looking for a new place to smell. Due to his lack of talent, low ratings and cost overruns, Stephen Colbert has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ABUDUL CARTER
Meet Abdul Carter, a low IQ Linebacker for the New York Giants. Carter lacks the capacity to understand some of his teammates might not share his Trump hating leftist political views. After Giants Quarterback Jaxon Dart, Introduced Trump at a rally in New Jersey, Carter went ape shit over Dart making the introduction and started a negative media blitz against Dart, which the leftist media ran with. Because Abul Carter is a complete Jackass, he has earned his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
STEPHEN A. SMITH
This is ESPN's Stephen A. Smith, the biggest Jagoff in sports. Smith jumps, jives and preaches sports like a Black Minister and because he's not ashamed to be a ginormous horses ass, he gets attention. Basically, he's the Black Jimmy Kimmel, and honestly believes he's Presidential material. Smith recently went on a rant telling President Trump he wasn't welcome in New York at Madison Square Garden for game 3 of the NBA Finals, and blamed Trump for the Knicks four point loss. Because he's a delusional turd, Stephen A. Smith, has earned his place on the Rat's Ass Walk of Shame.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
Guess who's back? Dollar Store Obama, Hakeem Jeffries. On Juneteenth, Jagoff Jefferies made the comment that America was ready for another Black President, and was thinking about running for President in 2028, Clearly Jeffries can't read a room because a turd in a punch bowl would be more popular at a party than him. Because of his ginormous ego and is equally naive, Hakeem has secured a second spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ALYSSA THOMAS
This is Alyssa Thomas, a player in the WNBA for the Phoenix Mercury. Thomas recently thought it would be a good idea to press her fist in the throat of the WNBA golden goose Cailin Clark's throat and knee her in the groin during a game. How damn stupid can Thomas be if she doesn't realize her livelihood is tied to Caitlin Clark's health and longevity in the WNBA? At least we can award Alyssa Thomas with a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
New York Shitty communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani, the smiling jackass, who is attempting to turn the Big Crapple in to Cuba tried to dictate New Yorkers set their AC units to 78 during a heat wave to put less pressure on New York's power grid. New Yorkers responded by telling him to shove his 78 mandate up his ass and that's why this turd sauce salesman has earned another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
SUNNY HOSTIN
This is Sunny Hostin, from ABC's "The View" and she says she doesn't feel safe in White neighborhoods where the American flag flies because she associates the American flag with White supremacy. Do you think Sunny has ever considered how much of The View's audience are White people who fly the American flag? Judging by her statement, probably not and if you're a White person who watches this show and accepts Hostin's point of view than you're part of the problem. Because Hostin, who gets paid $1.6 million a year by her White network owners, she has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
CHUCK SCHUMER
It's a fact everyone drops ass bombs, but the odd thing about it is when you rip one in public, you lose respect with those who heard it. Especially if they smell it. If you do it on TV, then there is no coming back from it. Democratic Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, entertained a national audience to the sound of his ass while giving a rebuttal to the Iran War, and because Chuck soiled the sanctity of the Senate floor with his tutelage, he has earned another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HASAN PIKER
Every once in a while, there is some dipshit who rises up to gain national attention because the media always needs a clown to present to the public. Hasan Piker, a friend to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani, is currently that clown and he's running with the opportunity. Piker, decided it would be good theater to give a speech dressed like Communist leader Mao Zedong, who killed more people than Adolf Hitler. Obviously he doesn't recognize that he's being made to look like an idiot and takes himself seriously as being a mover and a shaker for the Democratic Socialists of America and for this reason, Piker has won his spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
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