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THE CHEESE: Tax The Rich
ENTERTAINMENT: Award Season 2026, Who Cares?
MUSIC: Why Classic Rock Lives On - Top 10 Rock Playlist
RADIO WARS: Mojo Vs America's Top 50 Rockers
SPORTS: The Raiders & Mendoza - NFL Playoff Picks- Draft
SPORTS: The Raiders & Mendoza - NFL Playoff Picks- Draft
Q&A: January 2026
BATTLE OF THE SEXES: What Men Expect From Women Today
WALK OF SHAME: Welcome Tampon Tim "No Balls" Walz
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TAX THE RICH
Tax the rich has a nice ring to it doesn't it? The only problem with it is the more the rich are taxed, the more people are likely going to lose their jobs. Hate on the rich all you want but the one thing they do is provide jobs, jobs, jobs. If you've ever lost a job, then you know what happens next. In many cases, the unemployed end up on the government tit and once you're on the government tit, what party screaming tax the rich has you right where they want you? You guessed it, the Democrats, who want as many people on the government tit as possible so they can control you while they live it up. It's always been this way and it amazes me to this day there are people who haven't figured this out yet.
The other option is to boycott corporations for a year or more by stop buying what they sell and it will hurt them short term but the outcome is still the same. People will start losing their jobs. On the other hand, you'll save a lot of money and the government would lose out on billions of dollars in tax revenue at the federal, state and local levels, but what if you lost your job due to falling profits? How does that benefit you?
Realize corporations will always find a way around paying taxes. Why is this? Because the corporations you want to tax donate to political parties and politicians. It's in their best interests to offer them tax benefits to keep their political machine rolling. So why you're all whipped up emotionally, screaming for the rich to be taxed, you're still going on vacations, to sporting events, movies, concerts, restaurants, buying new cars, homes, and clothes...that is until you lose your job. While you're out their supporting Democrats, and their socialistic movement, all you're doing is potentially advocating for massive job losses. One of those jobs might be yours so you're cutting your nose off despite your face. Tax the rich sounds good in theory but you're not seeing the big picture because you're all whipped up emotionally wanting to stick it to the man. If history has taught us anything, it's you don't stick it to the man, the man sticks it to you.
The way the American system is set up is you work and pay taxes but you get to go on vacations to sporting events, movies, concerts, restaurants, buy new cars, homes, and clothes that provides jobs for the people who work in those industries. The Democrats don't want you to have that kind of freedom because when you're happy making money and enjoying your life, they lose elections. They need you hating corporations and rich people in order to convince you to vote for them. Trust me, the Democrats and Republicans don't give a damn about you or me. The difference between the two parties is one wants you in poverty to control you and the other has you convinced if you work your ass off, you'll have a better life. Both are bullshit because at the end of the day, they both want the power. Personally, I've always sided with the party who is more in favor of limited government and personal freedom and that's the Libertarian party but for some reason the Democrats and Republicans have you convinced a third party helps their opposition. Trump is more of a Libertarian than he is a Democrat and he was a Democrat before becoming a Republican. I believe Trump is a Republican in name only but he's not a true Libertarian either. He's more rogue than anything because billionaires don't feel like they have to listen to anyone. This is why he frustrates the Democrats. They want to control every fucking thing and no matter what they've tried, Trump continues to beat their ass to a pulp and he rubs it in their face every chance he gets. Unfortunately, Trump is doing more harm to the future of the Republican party than helping but he doesn't give a damn because he's almost 80 years old and in his final term. Still, if he delivers on the economy in 2026, the Democrats don't have a hope in hell, so I'm pulling for our rogue President to succeed because I want America to succeed.
Come election time, the game has always been which party can convince you they're going to provide a better life for you. The answer is neither one is going to do jack shit for you. John F. Kenney once said, "ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country" and everyone ate it up. Kennedy was a Democrat, so let me rephrase what JFK meant, "ask not what your government can do for you, ask what you can do for your government". Are you starting to see the big picture yet?
Personally, I believe what people are really pissed off about is seeing corporations paying CEO's millions of dollars in bonuses and not sharing the wealth with the people who actually do the work. The reason the 80's is loved by so many is back then corporations had to offer perks to get the best of the best to work for their companies. They shared the wealth and everyone benefited from it. If you worked hard and stood out, you moved up and made more money. The answer isn't taxing the rich, the answer is to get corporations to understand, they thrive when their employees thrive. Fight for higher wages and benefits or perks and I'm not talking about less time at work perks. I'm talking about 401K's with contributions. incentive based bonuses and negotiating your own salaries. Corporations hate losing good employees because it set's them back in multiple ways. It comes down to knowing your worth and demanding to be compensated for it. This is how the American system has thrived for centuries. Those of you screaming "tax the rich" thinking it will solve all your problems are being fucking naive. Anyone who thinks government, especially Democrats, are going to provide a better life hasn't been paying attention. All you have to do is look at how every blue city in any state in America is falling a part or how every state led by a Democratic governor is in the gutter fraught with fraud and political abuse.
What continues to blow my mind is how Americans are once again being influenced by the leftist media that lied to them for decades by doing the Democrats dirty work. They're hoping you'll be stupid enough to buy their bullshit and put Democrats back in power. Do you honestly believe the leftist media who lied for the Democrats for decades are all of a sudden telling you the truth? If you do, then I have a condo on the moon overlooking the Sea of Tranquility with two Ferrari's in the garage I want to sell you.
Every problem we're dealing with today was caused by Democratic leadership. Obamacare is bankrupting our healthcare system. Biden drove up inflation higher than it's ever been. Biden also flooded America with the worst of the worst people from third world countries. Yet they're trying to convince you Trump is the problem when all they want is their power back to continue to what they set out to do from 2020-2024 and that's to cease power in every state so they can control everything. When one party controls everything, you get California. Government works best when it's gridlocked.
Wake the fuck up America, you're getting played again!
AWARD SEASON 2026, WHO CARES?
What's it going to take for Hollywood to get the message? Movie theater chains are closing all over the country? They don't seem to care as long as Americans watch at home and pay the price. Attendance and viewership of all these awards shows continues to decrease year over year and yet, they continue down the rabbit hole thinking they're superior to the audience they want to attract.
It wasn't too long ago we looked forward to the Golden Globes because they were the precursor for the Oscars. I used to build radio promotions around the Academy Awards, and listeners would go berserk over them. We'd set a grand prize winner up with tickets to the show, tuxedo's and gowns, a limo to and from the event with access to the best after parties plus a one year of free movies for two including all the concessions they could shove in their face. If this promotion was offered today, the majority of people would ignore it and say they're not interested.
Last Thursday, CBS aired it's Golden Eve preshow for the Golden Globes and only 2 million people gave a shit and watched. It was beaten by 911 Rescue and a new show called The Hunting Party. At the Golden Globes, viewers were treated to political rants about Trump while others wore "Be Good" badges to support the late Renee Good, an ICE activist who lost her life last week in Minnesota, while protesting ICE raids. Yet, none of the Hollywood stars came to the defense of Iranians currently fighting to take down it's communist leadership.
I've lived and worked around Hollywood for 40 years and the old joke about Hollywood being full of fruits and flakes or nuts is all true. Most of these people live in a bubble or a protective shell and they have no idea what's going on in the real world. Most couldn't survive on their own without someone telling them or directing them on what to do. You'll see someone like Mark Ruffalo, who has figured out if he acts noble about causes Hollywood cares about, then he'll keep getting work. When he appears to be this noble figure, all he is doing is self promotion. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually voted Republican because he works so hard at appearing not to.
Hollywood has been called Hollyweird for decades but it really should be called Phonywood!
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WHY CLASSIC ROCK LIVES ON!
There is no doubt the Rock genre isn't as popular as it used to be. I admit Pop, Hip Hop and Country are now the most popular genres of music in the United States. But when Rock ruled from 1965 to 1995, it was a great time to be alive. Those of us who grew up in the Generation Jones and Gen X era's have the best stories to tell but the younger generations don't want to hear them. They honest to God think were all looney tunes unless, they grew up with parents who introduced them to the Rock genre and these are the ones who continue to carry the torch for Rock and why it continues to live on.
There is no doubt the Rock genre isn't as popular as it used to be. I admit Pop, Hip Hop and Country are now the most popular genres of music in the United States. But when Rock ruled from 1965 to 1995, it was a great time to be alive. Those of us who grew up in the Generation Jones and Gen X era's have the best stories to tell but the younger generations don't want to hear them. They honest to God think were all looney tunes unless, they grew up with parents who introduced them to the Rock genre and these are the ones who continue to carry the torch for Rock and why it continues to live on.
I continue to see a lot of young people wearing Classic Rock T-shirts and sometimes I feel like saying go find your own Rock. There is a lot of excellent Rock bands from 1996 till now that's waiting to be discovered by the masses. The problem is outside of a few markets in the United States, it doesn't get enough exposure and that's why I attempt to draw attention to it on Rat's Ass Rock TV. It's been an uphill battle I've been fighting since 2007. There is no more MTV, no exposure on award shows or even the halftime show at the Super Bowl to raise awareness and who listens to the radio anymore? I spent my life working in radio and I don't even listen to it. It is difficult to grow a music genre by word of mouth and that's really all the Rock genre can depend on. Back in the day, word of mouth was all a band needed sometimes but it's different today in the digital world where most of the music is perishable.
The most amazing thing to me is how aging Rockers continue with their craft. When you look at the Rat's Ass Rock Top 10 List, you'll see Aerosmith, Guns N' Roses, Foo Fighters and even the son of Eddie Van Halen's band Mammoth doing well. Aerosmith's members are well into their 70's, Guns N' Roses into their 60's and over the next few years, all the grunge band from the 90's will be entering their 60's if they're not there already. This is another reason why the Classic Rock genre continues to live on. There are a number of bands from the 70's, 80's and 90's still touring. Sammy Hagar (78) and Rick Springfield (76) just announced a tour. Las Vegas continues to bring the legends of Classic Rock to Sin City for residencies and this wouldn't have happened 40-50 years ago. It used to be when band members hit 35, they were considered to be over the hill, but not anymore and we're all better for it.
As a former Radio programmer, I spend time looking at radio station playlists and ratings. I don't need to listen to a radio station to hear how it sounds. I can get a feel for it from a playlist. What I can tell you from doing Radio Wars is the Classic Rock genre is still healthy but starting to fade and I expect within the next ten years, we'll see the Classic Rock genre finally die out but what a run. Ten years from now, Taylor Swift will be long forgotten and replaced by some other teenage girls fantasy but I still hold out hope that one day someone with some cache' will see the Rock genre as an opportunity and bring it back to the masses the same way Brian Epstein brought the Beatles to America in 1964.
THE WEEK OF: January 12, 2026
1 Foo Fighters- Asking For A Friend
2 Guns N' Roses- Nothin'
3 Aerosmith f/Yungblud- My Only Angel
4 Shinedown- Searchlight
5 Return To Dust- Bored
6 Three Days Grace- Kill Me Fast
7 Mammoth- Same Old Song
8 The Pretty Reckless- For I Am Death
9 Mammoth- The Spell
10 Aerosmith f/Yungblud- Problems
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In 2026, I am putting my reputation on the line as a Rock programmer by taking on the Top 50 Rock stations in America. Every Monday, I will post two hours of anonymous of music on the Blog. One hour will be mine, the other from one of America's Top Rock stations.
Rat's Ass Podcast listeners and members of Rat Nation email and tell us which hour wins?
The competing station and the winner will be revealed on Friday.
CLASSIC ROCK
U2- Where The Streets Have No Name
Queensryche- Jet City Woman
Queensryche- Jet City Woman
Blue Oyster Cult- Don't Fear The Reaper
Led Zeppelin- Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- Refugee
Soundgarden- Black Hole Sun
Heart- Crazy On You
The Clash- Rock The Casbah
Judas Priest- You've Got Another Thing Comin'
Thin Lizzy- The Boys Are Back In Town
Foo Fighters- Everlong
Aerosmith- Dream On
3 Doors Down- Kryptonite
The Who- Won't Get Fooled Again
Red Hot Chili Peppers- Californication
The Police- Message In A Bottle
Green Day- When I Come Around
Green Day- When I Come Around
Guns N' Roses- Patience
Metallica- Enter Sandman
The Eagles- Life In The Fast Lane
Nirvana- Dumb
Def Leppard- Rock Of Ages
On Week 3 of Radio Wars 2026, Mojo Elliott is off to a 3-0 start after listeners of the Rat's Ass Podcast
voted for Mojo's hour of Rock over 95.5 KLOS/Los Angeles.
A New Round Starts on Monday versus WDRV/Chicago
Winner: Mojo
ratsasspodcast@gmail.com
Mojo 3 USA 0
Mojo 3 USA 0
Wins
WCMF/Rochester
WAXQ/New York
KLOS/Los Angeles
WCMF/Rochester
WAXQ/New York
KLOS/Los Angeles
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THE RAIDERS & MENDOZA
The Las Vegas Raiders, have the number one pick in the upcoming NFL Draft in April. Raider Nation has made it clear they expect the Raiders to draft Indiana quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza. Unless Indiana beats themselves in the NCAA College Football Championship against Miami, Mendoza will also be a National Champion leading the Hoosiers to a perfect 16-0 season.
Common sense says this is a no brainer selection by Las Vegas, but will they actually pull the trigger and does it make sense? The Raiders biggest need is at quarterback and in a quarterback league, you have two options, draft potential or go with a proven veteran quarterback. The Raiders tried that this season with Geno Smith and it led to a 3-15 season and Pete Carroll being a one year and out coach. At this point the Raiders only have one direction to go and that's up.
If the Raiders are convinced Mendoza has the same skillset as Joe Burrow, Drake Maye, Bo Nix, Trevor Lawrence, CJ Stroud and Caleb Williams coming out of college then they should take Mendoza. I would argue that Mendoza's skill set is in line with the forementioned. The Raiders will have to rebuild the offensive line and pick up a couple of proven wide receivers and depth in the backfield to give Mendoza a chance to succeed.
What makes sense to me is to draft Mendoza, because of the financial benefits and convince 35 year old Derek Carr to come out of retirement to backup Mendoza and mentor him. Who is more Raider than Derek and he can be trusted. He's only one year removed from starting in the NFL, and he would be better than keeping Kenny Pickett or Aiden O'Connell and guaranteed Geno Smith will be gone soon.
The Raiders have to know there are very few times when you get a pedigree like Mendoza to fall in your lap, let's hope Las Vegas is smart enough to embrace Fernando Mendoza and watch the season ticket sales BOOM! They'll be paying former coaches $60 million next season, so they need the dues and when you think about it, isn't Las Vegas all about gambling?
*Winning Picks In Bold*
Buffalo @ Denver
San Francisco @ Seattle
Houston @ New England
Los Angeles Rams @ Chicago
San Francisco @ Seattle
Houston @ New England
Los Angeles Rams @ Chicago
Playoff Pick'em Record
Won 5 Lost 1
1 Las Vegas Raiders
2 New York Jets
3 Arizona Cardinals
4 Tennessee Titans
5 New York Giants
6 Cleveland Browns
7 Washington Commanders
8 New Orleans Saints
9 Kansas City Chiefs
10 Cincinnati Bengals
11 Miami Dolphins
12 Dallas Cowboys
13 Los Angeles Rams
14 Baltimore Ravens
15 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST
January 2026
January 2026
Randy K.- Altoona, Pennsylvania
Q: How close is your podcast compare to the morning show you did on the radio?
Q: How close is your podcast compare to the morning show you did on the radio?
A: It's pretty much the same minus my partners in crime, the music and commercials. It's me being me. I don't know any other way to be.
Melonie B.- Columbus, Ohio
Q: I just turned 22 and have never had sex before. Do you think a guy would believe me if I told him the truth or should I make up a number to appear more believable?
Q: I just turned 22 and have never had sex before. Do you think a guy would believe me if I told him the truth or should I make up a number to appear more believable?
A: I wouldn't say anything until you give up it to the lucky guy who manages to christens your ship.
Jerrod H.- Lincoln, Nebraska
Q: Do you think the Democrats can actually take back the house in the mid terms?
Q: Do you think the Democrats can actually take back the house in the mid terms?
A: Not if the economy takes off like the Trump administration claims is going to happen.
Alex Q.- Long Beach, California
Q: What are the chances Gavin Newsom will be held accountable for all the fraud he's committed in California?
A: First of all, Newsom hasn't been caught with his hands in the cookie jar yet. It only appears like he's overseen a lot of fraudulent activity because of all the billions that have gone missing without a trace. The bigger question is when will he be investigated for fraud.
Maggie M.- Jacksonville, Florida
Q: Do you have any plans in 2026 for doing a show on YouTube, Instagram, or TikTok?
Q: Do you have any plans in 2026 for doing a show on YouTube, Instagram, or TikTok?
A: I thought about it but I'm a radio guy and prefer to be heard and not seen. This allows me to walk among the people and be invisible.
James C.- Culver City, California
Q: Were you seriously going to quit your podcast after 155 episodes?
Q: Were you seriously going to quit your podcast after 155 episodes?
A: Never take me seriously unless I say I'm being serious. I was joking and it's my intent to do the podcast until I'm physically or mentally not able. I enjoy the process way to much.
Kim Z.- Glendale, Arizona
Q: My boyfriend of 3 years and I had a major disagreement on New Years Eve. It was all my fault and now he won't return my calls, emails or texts. I feel terrible about it and was wondering if you could give me some advice on how to fix it?
A: Go to Spencer's gifts and get one of those naughty cards and write this message, I am so sorry for what I did on New Years Eve, can you ever forgive me. If you present this card to me before March 14th, I promise you'll have the best stake and BJ day of your life. Add a hint of your perfume and trust me, he'll call.
Jake S.- Tyler, Texas
Q: I just wanted you to know I tried your sit at the bar and let the women come to you routine on New Years Eve and it worked. I met this beautiful long legged blonde with a set of major league Tata's and we ended up bottom knocking' all night long..
A: Congratulations Mr. Sore Dong.
Brandon D.- Destin, Florida
Q: Do you have any New Year's resolutions?
A: I don't do resolutions but I did make a pledge to to seek out more highly educated people this year so I can grow personally. That's it.
Beth D.- Sherman Oaks, California
Q: In your opinion will Gavin Newsom be forced to resign if the fraud accusations turn out to be true?
Q: In your opinion will Gavin Newsom be forced to resign if the fraud accusations turn out to be true?
A: Not only should he resign, he should be arrested and go to prison for life.
Monty O.- Universal City, Texas
Q: I saw on X where you thought the change from Jack FM to Bob FM in San Antonio was ridiculous, why?
A: I am not a fan of cookie cutter radio. Connoisseur Media are the new station owners and they're implementing their version of Adult Hits called Bob FM. It's the same format on all of their Adult Hit stations nationally. It's a one size fits all approach like a McDonald's quarter pounder is the same in all of their restaurants nationally. One of the reasons I left radio was the lack of interest of corporate radio wanting to program local stations.
Jenny S.- Daytona Beach, Florida
Q: I've listened to several of your podcasts and I'm trying to figure out where you get your since of humor. You're just naughty enough but calling Jimmy Kimmel "Jimmy Fuck Face" and saying he probably fantasizes about taking Donald Trump in is mouth was out of character for you.
A: Not really, I just let you hear a little more of my wickedness but to answer your question, I grew up next to a TKE college frat house around a bunch of degenerate frat boys. I spent a lifetime in radio surrounded by radio carnies, entertainers and musicians plus my family was out of their minds. I am a product of my environment.
Otto M.- Frankfurt, Germany
Q: Did you stop keeping track of how many days Britney Spears has been single?
A: Yes, it was getting too obnoxious for me so I knew it had to be obnoxious for listeners. I thought she'd be single for maybe 3 months, but at 305 days on December 21st, it's obvious Britney is probably a player now. You can pick it up on your own from where I left off.
Kurt C.- Bangor, Maine
Q: What can the Republicans do to guarantee victory for the GOP in the midterms.
A: Eliminating mail in ballots and enacting voter ID laws for starters and then it's all about the economy. If it's booming, the Democrats will have no shot.
Roland N.- Gulfport, Mississippi
Q: Don't you think there are too many billionaires creating monopolies for themselves in America?
A: Absolutely! Competition is when capitalism works best. We're starting to see it with the Fast Food Wars because they're all lowering prices and offering combo meal specials trying to grab market share now.
Rob B.- Irvine, California
Q: Would you mind sharing your opinion of Tom Steyer, running for governor of California.
A: Tom is another billionaire environmental activist, so to me he's Gavin Newsom 5.0 and a pass for me.
Lonnie K.- Everett, Washington
Q: A girl I started dating about a month ago has this creepy guy friend that hangs around her. She says he's gay and harmless, but I have my doubts. How can I find out for sure?
A: Invite him over to your place for a chat. Walk around naked in front of him. If he get's ten hut, you're good but if he doesn't, chances are he's trying to bang your chick.
Jerry N.- Mobile, Alabama
Q: Do you support ICE and if so why?
Q: Do you support ICE and if so why?
A: I do 100% because I want the millions of deadbeat freeloaders and criminals who crossed our border illegally removed. When the Democrats are pissed off, you know they're up to no good.
New Q&A is added after every podcast.
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Zodiac Signs Ranked Based On Sexual Performance
1 Libra
2 Virgo
3 Pisces
4 Leo
5 Aquarius
6 Scorpio
7 Taurus
8 Aries
9 Capricorn
10 Sagittarius
11 Gemini
12 Cancer
6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
The one thing we can count on is famous people will say and do the stupidest stuff and when they do, they'll be enshrined on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
The first member of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame for 2026, is the recently elected Mayor of New York City, Zohran Mamdani. Immediately, he began living up to what a true Communist (Socialist) does and that's renege on the promises he made that got him elected
before he was even sworn in. He then proceeded to surround himself with people who are as unqualified for their positions as he is to be Mayor of Americas largest city.
TIM WALZ
Less than a year ago, Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz, was selected to run as Kamala Harris's Vice President. On January 5th, 2026,Walz dropped out of the Minnesota's governors race due to pressure from overseeing a billion dollar fraud scheme by Somalian refugees and did nothing about it. Like all Democrats, he failed to take responsibility and played the victim while blaming Republicans for his demise.
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