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THE CHEESE: Things To Avoid This Xmas
ENTERTAINMENT: The Beast In Me
MUSIC: The Greatest Of All Time - Top 10 Rock Playlist
RADIO WARS: KRFX/Denver Vs WLVQ/Columbus
SPORTS: Two In 23 - Land O' Lakers - NFL Picks
SPORTS: Two In 23 - Land O' Lakers - NFL Picks
Fantasy Football
Q&A: December 2025
BATTLE OF THE SEXES: The Top 5 Books About Sex
RAT'S ASS PODCAST
My name is Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru and morning personality from Los Angeles.
After leaving the radio business in 2022, I took a couple of years off and now I'm a podcasting and blogging pro.
The Rat's Ass Podcast gives me the opportunity to interact with fiends from all over the world looking to escape reality and engage in some Lunacy and Loose behavior. It's not for the easily offended, the woke, or politically correct cultures.
The Rat's Ass Podcast is for normal free thinking individuals who don't give a rat's ass about what other people think.
Email me your observations, questions and opinions to
The more outrageous and salacious the better and I'll respond to them on the podcast.
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THE
THINGS TO AVOID THIS XMAS
Unfortunately, politics is now rooted in to our daily lives thanks to social media. As I cruise through Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok and the lesser used sights like Truth Social, Threads, and Blue Sky, the majority of the posts I see all lean political. I admit, I have grown my TikTok following to over 3,200 this year by posting a lot of political content.
In November, I ceased talking about politics as part of my No News November pledge but listening didn't increase. It actually decreased, so politics will be part of the Rat's Ass Podcast moving forward. Judging from the email we received, listeners want to hear my thoughts on politics, so I will be retiring the No News November pledge. There is too much at stake to remain silent for any amount of time.
As we get in to the holiday season, I've come to realize how many people we have in the Untied States that absolutely hate the idea of Christmas. They've come here from other countries and instead of assimilating to American culture, they expect Americans to not only accept their culture, but embrace it as their own. Well, that's not going to happen on my watch and I don't give a rat's ass what kind of label you want to stick me with because I will not be silenced by dipshits. I would rather be disliked for all the right reasons than liked for all the wrong ones.
With this in mind here are a few things you might want to avoid this Christmas season.
1. Hugging an Afghan (unless your grand mother knitted it for you)
2. Inviting a Muslim to Christmas Dinner
3. Saving Your Leftovers For A Somalian
4. Kissing A Communist
5. Being Kind To A Democrat
Go celebrate Christmas like a Who in Whoville and shove your Christmas spirit straight up their anti USA asses the American way and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
LEARN IT, KNOW IT, LIVE IT
* The fascists are the ones calling you a fascist
* The racists are the ones calling you a racist
* The Nazi's are the ones calling you a Nazi
* The bigots are the ones calling you a bigot
*The authoritarians are the ones calling you an authoritarian
* The ones who say they're fighting for democracy are the ones attempting to destroy it.
Wake the Hell up America! You're getting played...AGAIN!
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THE BEAST IN ME 
When it comes to entertainment, I admit I tend to write in general and less about specific shows. Starting now, I am going to change my approach and begin critiquing more movies, TV series, and music directly. If you see me cover a general topic, then you know I'm using it to fill until I find something I want to write about specifically.
I just finished watching the series "The Beast In Me" with Clair Danes, Matthew Rhys, and Brittany Snow on Netflix. The reason I decided to try watching it is because it's been on the top five most streamed shows for a few weeks. I was hesitant to give this series a shot because Clair Danes drove me nuts in Homeland playing unstable CIA officer Carrie Mathison. However, I liked Matthew Rhys in the Americans and Brittany Snow in the Hunting Wives, so I decided to give it one episode.
What I look for are good stories that I haven't seen before. I typically don't go for Cop shows, Legal shows, Medical Shows, or CIA shows because they've been done over and over again to where I feel like I've seen them all. Every once in a while a show I typically won't watch will break through, like the Lincoln Lawyer, House, or the Blacklist. If a show tells a story and it's got a different twist that I haven't seen before, then I'm in.
The Beast In Me started out as Clair Danes playing the same unstable type character she played in Homeland but I quickly discovered no one plays unstable better than Clair Danes. As the show plays out, I actually found her character, Author Aggie Wiggs, to be compelling. Matthew Rhys as Nile Jarvis was equally compelling like he was in The Americans, but Brittany Show had lesser of a role as Nina Jarvis, but still played an unassuming character that show's her true colors in the end.
The premises of The Beast In Me revolves around Wiggs, who is an author trying to pen her next novel and is struggling to write about former Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, until she meets Niles Jarvis, when he moves next door and immediately get's her attention with his obnoxious behavior. The Jarvis's, moved from New York City to escape scrutiny from him being a suspected killer who murdered his first wife. Nina Jarvis, goes behind Niles back to smooth out his edges with Wiggs. Wiggs is also suffering emotionally after her young son was killed in an auto accident which comes into play through out the series and offers an interesting twist towards the end.
It turns out Niles Jarvis is a fan of Aggie Wiggs, first book and entices her to write about his dilemma of being a wealthy man, with a devious personality suspected of killing his wife. After a lot of convincing, she agrees to write Jarvis's story. As the story unravels, Jarvis becomes more wicked and Wiggs finds out she may be over her head with this assignment but she's determined to complete the book despite running in to one roadblock after another until Jarvis makes the wrong move and Wiggs gets the break she was looking for but it leads to all hell breaking out to the point Jarvis attempts to frame Wiggs for the murder of the man who killed her son.
I don't want to give up more than I have but overall, The Beast In Me, is well written and well acted and is well worth the time to watch. On the 1-10 scale with 10 being the best, I would give The Beast In Me, between an 8 and 9.
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RAT'S ASS PODCAST
TOP 5 (Current)
Week of December 1, 2025
1 The Beast In Me (Netflix)
2 Pluribus (Apple)
3 Last Samurai Standing (Netflix)
4 All's Fair (Hulu)
5 Death By Lightening (Netflix)
Week of December 1, 2025
1 Zootopia 2
2. Wicked: For Good
3 Now You See Me: Now You Don't
4 Predator: Badlands
5 Eternity
WHAT IS THE MOST WATCHED CHRISTMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME?
(See The Answer Below)
(See The Answer Below)
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
We Americans are obsessed with who or what the Greatest of All Time is with everything. It can be a discussion on cookware and some jagoff is always going to say, who made the greatest cookware of all time?
When it comes to music, the greatest of all time is who you like best. The artists or groups that moved your soul and made you feel some sort of emotion or connection. I am not a fan of these Mount Rushmore posts on social media for example because you eliminate a lot of talented artists and groups. Over the next few weeks leading up to the end of 2025, I am going to share my all time greats and maybe we have a few in common and maybe we won't but the greatest off all time conversations are at least fun and entertaining.
Let's move on to my Top 10 Rock guitarists aka; Axe Men of all time.
Top 10 Rock Bands
1 Led Zeppelin
2 AC/DC
3 Aerosmith
4 Van Halen
5 Rush
6 Pink Floyd
7 Metallica
8 Godsmack
9 Alice In Chains
10 Tool
Top 10 Rock Vocalists
1 Robert Plant- Led Zeppelin
2 Steven Tyler- Aerosmith
3 Freddie Mercury- Queen
4 Anne Wilson- Heart
5 Sammy Hagar- Montrose/Van Halen
6 Stevie Nicks- Fleetwood Mac
7 Chris Cornell- Soundgarden
8 Jim Morrison- The Doors
9 Mick Jagger- Rolling Stones
10 Roger Daltrey- The Who
Top 10 Rock Lead Guitarists
1 Jimmy Page- Led Zeppelin
2 Eddie Van Halen- Van Halen
3 Alex Lifeson- Rush
4 Angus Young- AC/DC
5 Stevie Ray Vaughan
6 Carlos Santana- Santana
7 David Gilmour- Pink Floyd
8 Tony Iommi- Black Sabbath
9 Kirk Hammett- Metallica
10 Joe Perry- Aerosmith
How many do we have in common? Up next, my Top 10 Rock Rhythm guitarists of all time.
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THE WEEK OF: December 1, 2025
1 Aerosmith f/Yungblud- My Only Angel
2 Foo Fighters- Asking For A Friend
3 The Pretty Reckless- For I Am Death
4 Three Days Grace- Kill Me Fast
5 Mammoth- The Spell
6 Shinedown- Searchlight
7 Mammoth- Same Old Song
8 Papa Roach- Braindead
9 Return To Dust- Bored
10 Bad Omens- Dying To Love
Gaining Momentum
The Funeral Portrait- Dark Thoughts
Alter Bridge- Silent Divide
Chevelle- Pale Horse
Chevelle- Pale Horse
Leaving The Top 10
Bad Omens- Spector
Nine Inch Nails- As Alive As You Want Me To Be
Bad Omens- Spector
Nine Inch Nails- As Alive As You Want Me To Be
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is looking for the best Classic Rock radio station in America for 2025.
On 6.1.25, we launched a March Madness bracket style, survive and advance, playoff between the Top 64 rated Classic Rock stations in the Top 75 radio markets.
New Rounds will post every Monday, Wednesday & Friday until we determine a winner.
HOW WINNERS ARE DETERMINED
We take a sample hour of music from each station on the same day and same hour.
Winners are determined by format expectation, music familiarity, variety, era balance, music quantity, core artist distribution, overall music flow, and station image as a tie breaker.
FORMAT
CLASSIC ROCK
STATIONS
KLOS/Los Angeles #2 Vs WAFX/Norfolk #46
KLOS/Los Angeles #2 Vs WAFX/Norfolk #46
12.4.25 @ 11am
Blind Melon- No Rain
Led Zeppelin- Kashmir
Soundgarden- Black Hole Sun
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers/American Girl
Smashing Pumpkins- 1979
The Who- Baba O'Riley
The Who- Baba O'Riley
Metallica- Nothing Else Matters
The Police- Roxanne
Rage Against The Machine- Killing In The Name
Aerosmith- Dream On
AC/DC- Highway To Hell
Guns N' Roses- Patience
Bob Seger/Sliver Bullet Band- Rock N' Roll Never Forgets
ZZ Top- Sharp Dressed Man
Steve Miller Band- Jet Airliner
Foo Fighters- Everlong
John Mellencamp- Jack & Diane
Led Zeppelin- Good Time, Bad Times
Journey- Wheel In The Sky
Fleetwood Mac- The Chain
Rolling Stones- Shattered
WINNER
WAFX/Norfolk
NEXT
WARO/Ft Myers Vs KXPT/Las Vegas
ROUND 4
Winner (Loser)
WAFX/Norfok (KLOS/Los Angeles)
Round 4
Coming Up
KSAN/San Francisco Vs WCMF/Rochester
KRFX/Denver Vs WPYX/Albany
In 2026, Radio Wars will be a competition between the top rated rock stations in the USA against me using the same criteria above. You'll be able to vote if you're a member of Rat Nation to determine the overall winner, them or me.
TWO IN 23
It's official, the Las Vegas Raiders have been eliminated from the playoffs and Super Bowl contention again. What's more is this will be the Raiders 21st losing season over the past 23. Long time Raiders fans will tell you, the later part of the 80's and 90's weren't much better. The question that keeps ringing in my mind is "how much more abuse can one fan base take?" At what point do we say fuck this ride or die bullshit because it seems to be only one sided with the fans.
The Raiders clearly had high hopes coming into this season and after an opening season win at New England, the wheels came off immediately with the injury to Brock Bowers and when Geno Smith, had no quality receivers to throw to, we got the Geno we saw with the New York Jets. These two things in my opinion is what led to the downfall of the 2025 Las Vegas Raiders. It's true, the coaches the Raiders assembled for this season didn't pan out and changes will be coming because there was absolutely no progress from 2024 into 2025, if anything the Raiders digressed.
My take on Pete Carroll is he isn't the guy you hire to build a franchise. He's the guy you hire to when a team is built to win. He had success at USC and in Seattle because the teams he inherited were already built and they needed a coach to take them to the next level. The Raiders need to start from scratch from the front office down to the equipment manager and it starts with Mark Davis selling the team.
No, it won't fix the Raiders overnight but you get the stench of the Davis family out of the NFL. Mark did a great job moving the team to Las Vegas and giving the team a beautiful place to play football. He's done enough and it's time for him to take his billions and go home. Let someone else attempt to take the franchise to the next level.
I've been a Raiders fan since 1968 and my patience has more than ran out. I can't get the Raiders games on TV in Los Angeles, even with the NFL package. Red Zone is my only access and they only show the Raiders briefly when they do cover the games. Finally, do you think I'm going to spend a dime to see this team play in Las Vegas or even when they come to Los Angeles? Hell No....I haven't bought Raiders merch in at least 5 years but I've continued to carry my ride or die spirit but trust me, it's the next thing to go.
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LAND O' LAKERS
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Saturday: December 6, 2025
Boston handed the Lakers their sixth loss on the season Friday night 126 to 105 in a game that got away from Los Angeles early. The Celtics jumped out to a 22 point first quarter lead and never looked back.
Boston handed the Lakers their sixth loss on the season Friday night 126 to 105 in a game that got away from Los Angeles early. The Celtics jumped out to a 22 point first quarter lead and never looked back.
The Lakers were without Luka Doncic, LeBron James, and Marcus Smart so the loss coming on the tail end of a back-to-back on the road shorthanded against a team like the Celtics was as predictable as sunshine in Southern California. Austin Reaves finished with 36 points and 8 assists followed by Gabe Vincent's 18, Rui Hachimura's 13 and Nick Smith Jr's 13 off the bench. Deandre Ayton has an off night shooting going 3-9 for 6 points pulled down 10 boards. What continues to be puzzling is JJ Redick not playing Jarred Vanderbilt. How is he supposed to play himself back into the rotation if he can't get minutes when three players are out. Redick chose to give 20 minutes to Rookie Adou Thiero, who looked like a Rookie scoring zero points, snagging 3 boards and added 2 turnovers. The lopsided point differential is probably why Redick decided to stay with Thiero to get a good look at him.
The loss drops the Lakers to 16-6 and 9-3 on the road. They're now tied for 3rd with Denver in the Western Conference but continue to lead the Pacific Division. They'll wrap up their short 3 game road trip at Philadelphia on Monday. Doncic and James are expected back but Marcus Smart remains questionable.
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2025 Roster
Coach: JJ Redick
Coach: JJ Redick
Deandrea Ayton
Luka Doncic
Rui Hachimura
Jaxson Hayes
Bronny James
LeBron James
Maxi Kleber
Dalton Knecht
Jake LaRavia
Chris Manon
Austin Reaves
Marcus Smart
Nick Smith Jr.
Adou Thiero
Drew Timme
Jarred Vanderbilt
Gabe Vincent
Luka Doncic
Rui Hachimura
Jaxson Hayes
Bronny James
LeBron James
Maxi Kleber
Dalton Knecht
Jake LaRavia
Chris Manon
Austin Reaves
Marcus Smart
Nick Smith Jr.
Adou Thiero
Drew Timme
Jarred Vanderbilt
Gabe Vincent
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Picks can change up to 30 minutes before game time based on
injury reports and weather conditions.
injury reports and weather conditions.
I only pick winners and losers, no spreads.
*Winning Picks In Bold*
Week 14
Dallas @ Detroit- W
Miami @ New York Jets
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville
Tennessee @ Cleveland
Washington @ Minnesota
Seattle @ Atlanta
Cincinnati @ Buffalo
Denver @ Las Vegas
Denver @ Las Vegas
Chicago @ Green Bay
Los Angeles Rams @ Arizona
Houston @ Kansas City
Philadelphia @ Los Angeles Chargers
BYE:
New England- New York Giants- San Francisco- Carolina
Won 1 Lost 0
OVERALL
Won 128 Lost 67 Tied 1 (65%)
Pick 4 Money Games
Tampa Bay over New Orleans
Cleveland Over Tennessee
Denver Over Las Vegas
Los Angeles Rams Over Arizona
Cleveland Over Tennessee
Denver Over Las Vegas
Los Angeles Rams Over Arizona
Won 0 Lost 0
OVERALL
Won 37 Lost 15 (71%)
DIRTY RAT'S
2025 ROSTERWon 6 Lost 7
Quarterbacks
Joe Burrow- Cincinnati Bengals
Drake Maye- New England Patriots
Joe Burrow- Cincinnati Bengals
Drake Maye- New England Patriots
Running Backs
Kyren Williams- Los Angeles Rams
Kyren Williams- Los Angeles Rams
Quinshon Judkins- Cleveland Browns
Travis Eteene- Jacksonville Jaguars
Kenneth Walker- Seattle Seahawks
Rachaad White- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Travis Eteene- Jacksonville Jaguars
Kenneth Walker- Seattle Seahawks
Rachaad White- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Receivers
Ja'Marr Chase- Cincinnati Bengals
Deebo Samuel- Washington Redskins
Courtland Sutton- Denver Broncos
Jauan Jennings- San Francisco 49ers
Courtland Sutton- Denver Broncos
Jauan Jennings- San Francisco 49ers
Tight Ends
Brock Bowers- Las Vegas Raiders
Dallas Goedert- Philadelphia Eagles
Kicker
Jason Myers- Seattle Seahawks
Defense
Brock Bowers- Las Vegas Raiders
Dallas Goedert- Philadelphia Eagles
Kicker
Jason Myers- Seattle Seahawks
Defense
Los Angeles Rams
* Starting Lineup In Bold*
Week 14 Preview
The Dirty Rat's have been eliminated from the money round so I'm just playing out the season and will try to improve my overall position in the standings. I had to pick up Joe Burrow, who's early season demise led to my early season demise and hopefully he's motivated to finish the season strong to give me a shot of at least finishing over .500. Justin Herbert's hand injury is the reason I cut him.
Roster Moves:
Added QB Joe Burrow/Cincinnati Bengals Dropped: QB Justin Herbert/Los Angeles Chargers
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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST
DECEMBER 2025
DECEMBER 2025
Conner U.- Vicksburg, Virginia
Q: Now that No News November is over, please share your option about Zohran Mamdani's Mayor win in New York?
Q: Now that No News November is over, please share your option about Zohran Mamdani's Mayor win in New York?
A: Mamdummy, hasn't take office yet and the New York is already in chaos because of his anti police stance. His supporters now feel embolden to go out and attack law enforcement. Welcome to 4 years of HELL in the Big Crapple.
Lester G.- Yorba Linda, California
Q: Whatever became of your game of one-on-one with Governor Gavin Newsom?
Q: Whatever became of your game of one-on-one with Governor Gavin Newsom?
A: The pussy wimp never responded to my phone messages or emails and I didn't expect him to but a real leader would have at a minimum had a member of his staff respond and decline my invitation. I got crickets.
Kelly S.- Lincoln, Nebraska
Q: What is your observation on how the Epstein Files played out?
A: As soon as most of the names that appeared on the list turned out to be Democrats, you saw how quickly the topic disappeared. That's all you need to know.
Michelle M.- McAllister, Texas
Q: Can you believe 84 year old Martha Stewart is now the face of American Eagle jeans replacing Sydney Sweeney?
A: It as a safe pivot to get back into the mainstream by American Eagle. They used Sweeny to get your attention and bringing in Martha signals American Eagle jeans are for every woman. Who doesn't love Martha Stewart?
Patrick W.- Stowe, Vermont
Q: I met this really cool girl at a friends party during Thanksgiving, but she likes Country music and I hate it. Do we have a future?
A: For some damn reason, girls who like Country music are always looking for the bigger better deal and you can't trust them. I'd say have fun with her but keep your eye open for a girl that Rocks!
Sarah R.- Denver, Colorado
Q: What TV character would you say best emulates you?
lA: Hank Moody/Californication
Steve A.- Duluth, Minnesota
Q: I enjoyed your Generation Jones presentation but don't you think there is crossover between generations?
A: Yes, but the masses generally fit the ones they're associated with most.
Colleen C.- Plano, Texas
Q: I strongly disagree that women who listen to country music are always looking for the bigger better deal. I've been with my husband for 11 years and as faithful as a swan.
A: Congratulations, it sounds like you found the best deal you could find.
Ryan Y.- Lawton, Oklahoma
Q: My girl friend of two years dumped me over Thanksgiving weekend because I was too boring for her and nothing i say seems to change her mind. What should I do?
A Disappear and leaver her alone. When you find another girl she will somehow magically reappear and that's when you get to decide to either take her back or stay with the one your with.
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The Top 5 Books About Sex 1 The Joy Of Sex 2 Come As You Are 3 The Guide To Getting It On 4 Mating In Captivity 5 Bonk 7 Women Men Should Stay Away From 1 Your Ex 2 A Friends Ex 3 Party Girls 4 Coworkers 5 Single Moms 6 Attention Seekers 7 Girls With Male Friends 5 Habits Men Hate About Women 1 Being Secretive 2 Too Judgmental 3 Controlling Personality 4 Constant Complaining 5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His Make Her Think About You After Sex 1 Slow down, what's the rush. 2 Keep her expectations low & surprise her 3 Breath with her, it promotes intimacy 4 Look her in the eyes 5 Detach afterwards, don't cling or chase Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 2 If You Love Me, Prove it 3 You're Not Like Other Guys 4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe 5 You Deserve Better Than Me The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 1 Greece 2 Brazil 3 Russia 4 China 5 Poland 6 Italy 7 Malaysia 8 Spain 9 Switzerland 10. Mexico |
Zodiac Signs Ranked Based On Sexual Performance
1 Libra
2 Virgo
3 Pisces
4 Leo
5 Aquarius
6 Scorpio
7 Taurus
8 Aries
9 Capricorn
10 Sagittarius
11 Gemini
12 Cancer
6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Five Habits Women Hate About Men
1. They Use Baby Talk
2. Poor Table Manners
3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish
4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself
5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper
1. They Use Baby Talk
2. Poor Table Manners
3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish
4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself
5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love
1 Confidence without Arrogance
1 Confidence without Arrogance
2 The Ability To Say No
3 Mysterious Energy
4 Passion And Purpose
5 Fearlessness in Pursuit
6 Playful Rebellion
7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
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