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 Welcome My Fiends...
 The Rat's Ass Podcast with Mojo Elliott,
is a humorous, interactive, and topic driven cast loaded with loose behavior. 

You'll get the latest topicality from current events, pop culture, music, sports, relationship dilemma's plus some weird factoids. 
New Episodes post every Monday, Wednesday & Friday 
 

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THE CHEESE:  Why Gas Prices Are Huge 
ENTERTAINMENT:  Pluto TV Time 
MUSIC:  Couch Potato Rock - Top 10 Rock Playlist 
RADIO WARS:  KSEG/Sacramento #30 Vs WKLH/Milwaukee #44
SPORTS:  2025 NFL Predictions - Week One NFL Picks- Fantasy Football   
Q&A: September 2025 Coming On Wednesday 9.3.25
BATTLE OF THE SEXES:  6 Conversations That Lead To Sex 
2025 DUMBASS AWARDS (So Far) 


 RAT'S ASS PODCAST
My name is Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru and morning personality from Los Angeles. 
After leaving the radio business in 2022, I took a couple of years off and now I'm a podcasting and blogging pro.  

The Rat's Ass Podcast gives me the opportunity to interact with fiends from all over the world looking to escape reality and engage in some loose behavior. It's not for the easily offended, the woke, or politically correct cultures. 
The Rat's Ass Podcast is for normal free thinking individuals who don't give a rat's ass about what other people think.
 
Email me your observations, questions and opinions to 
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THE  
WHY GAS PRICES ARE A HUGE

There has been a lot of talk about how gas prices have been coming down in America. Granted not as fast as any of us would like but in most states, you're getting a break. The national average heading into Labor Day Weekend is at $3.12 per gallon. for 87 Octane. 

In California, and Los Angeles in particular where I live, 87 Octane is still hovering around $5 per gallon or $1.88 more. On the surface this doesn't sound like a huge difference until you consider how gas prices affect everything we consume including food. In California, our Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom remains committed to forcing us to by EV's and while many have complied, more have not. Because of this, our gas tax has gone up to pay for the lost revenue created by more people driving EV's. Another words, punish the people who won't comply with the Dictator Gavin Newsom  

Here is why it's a big deal. The average person who drives a gas powered car in California travels approximately 12,500 miles per year. When I did the  math between where California is now compared to the national average, if someone fills up twice a week and has a 16 gallon tank, that's $160.00 a week for gas or $8,320.00. Someone paying $3.12 per gallon using the same specs, they will pay $5,191.00 per year. That's a difference of $3,129.00 per year. 

If you're getting goods and services from California, the transporting of these items is costing you a hell of a lot more than if you buy goods and services produced in other states. 

What you have to image what will happen in 2028 and America elects Gavin Newsom as the next President. His mandate on gas powered vehicles will shoot the prices through the roof again just like Joe Biden never left. The idea that electricity alone can power everything for 330 million plus Americans is utterly ridiculous but this is his vision for America because he's lock step with elect power companies who have him in their pockets. It's why he can afford a new $9,000,000 dollar home on a Governor's salary of $223,603.00 per year. 

Isn't it amazing how Democrats can create ginormous amounts of money on a small salary but can't do the same for others? 

 
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THE INTERVENTION STARTS NOW!

The Democratic Party is in need of political rehab to cure their Trump Derangement Syndrome. Heal America, is encouraging all Americans to vote every single Democrat out of office at all levels of Federal, State, and City government for the next 4 years. 
> No Donations Are Required 
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> All that's required is your commitment to pass on voting for Democrats over the next 4 years.
Then we'll welcome them back in to the fold. America is better with a two party system that functions with America's best interests at heart. 
 
 
  PLUTO TV TIME 

As more and more streaming companies keep jumping rates to hoard their content and are slow to deliver fresh new material that matters, there are other options. Many of the streaming apps allow you to choose between a commercial free experience or one where they play ads but you pay a lower price. 

I've been frustrated with the rate increases from YouTube TV, HBO/Max, Paramount+. Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime, Apple TV and Peacock, so I started playing the game of waiting for new shows to drop all of their episodes for a season before paying for a one month subscription only to cancel it a week after opting in. 

I am still paying for YouTube TV, Amazon Prime and Netflix which is still close to $125.00 a month. I started looking at other options and came across Pluto TV which offers a wide range of programming and it's free but you have to put up with the ads. It's not for everyone but if your tired of paying ridiculous amounts for streaming, it's an option. 

I am currently evaluating how much time and what programs I spend time with on YouTube TV and I it's not worth the $83 a month to watch sports, news and business channels. I've found I can get decent programming on Pluto, pick up the ESPN+ app and watch news on the app of the networks I watch for free or a small subscription fee, I can easily save $50.00 a month. 

I am about ready to dump Netflix and hold on to YouTube TV and Amazon Prime for now because I use Amazon delivery constantly so it's worth it to me. The problem with Amazon Prime is they're not charging to rent just about every decent movie and leaving the crappy stuff to watch for free. They drop a few movies to keep you subscribing but if you're not using the Amazon delivery, why bother. If Netflix adds a new series I want to see, I'll subscribe for a month and cancel. 

The bottom line is there are options like Pluto TV out there that will keep you equally entertained for less. Then you can picks and choose what you want to watch and use your savings to pay for the increasing costs for utilities.
 
 RAT'S ASS PODCAST

 TOP 5 (Current)
Week of September, 2025
1 Alien: Earth: Season 1 (Hulu)
2 Peacemaker Season 2 (HBO/Max)
3 Hostage (Netflix)
4 Butterfly: Season 1 (Prime)
5 Chief Of War: Season 1 (Apple)

  TOP 5 Movies
Week of August 25, 2025
 1 Weapons 
2 Freakier Friday 
3 Jaws
4 Caught Stealing 
5 The Roses 

 IN THE MOVIE "HORRIBLE BOSSES", WHAT CHARACTER DID JENNIFER ANISTON PORTRAY? 
(See The Answer Below)  

 COUCH POTATO ROCK

What if I told you there was one channel where you can kick back all day and watch Rock videos and concerts from the greatest bands of all time without ever having to leave the comfort of your couch? 

That channel exists on Rat's Ass Rock TV, the YouTube channel for the Rat's Ass Podcast. We are building the largest Rock library ever assembled in one place where you can watch for free. Now, you will see ads unless you subscribe to YouTube, but what you're getting for the subscription is nothing compared to the experience. 

Rat's Ass Rock TV currently offers five different categories of Rock to watch. There is our weekly Top 10 Rock videos to keep you up to date with what' happing now in the world of Rock. Then we have a second category we call Prime Rock which is all the great Rock videos from 1990- Till Now. A third category offers all the great Classic Rock from the 70's and 80's. Both the Prime and Classic categories are programmed to flow like a well programmed radio station. A fourth category offers a wide variety of Rock concerts from Alice In Chains to ZZ Top. We search for only the best qualify shows too. Finally, the fifth category features our weekly Best of Series where we off the Top 12 video from the band of the week as voted by their fans. 

At some point once we've built up a substantial number of Best of content, we will release all of them tied in to major holidays and pausing them afterwards for the next holiday.  As always, your input is greatly appreciated, please email us at ratsasspodcast@gmail.com with your programming suggestions. 
 
 
THE WEEK OF: SEPTEMBER 1, 2025 
1 Shinedown- Killing Fields 
2 Nothing More- Freefall 
3 Nine Inch Nails- As Alive As You Want Me To Be
4 Bush- In The Land Of Milk And Honey 
5 Foo Fighters- Today's Song
6 Mammoth- The Spell 
7 Five Finger Death Punch- I Refuse (f/Maria Brink)
8 Ghost- Lachryma 
9 Volbeat- Time Will Heal 
10 The Pretty Reckless- For I Am Death 

Gaining Momentum 
Sublime- Ensenada 
Papa Roach- Braindead (f/Toby Morse) 
Sleep Theory- Static 
Deftones- My Mind Is A Mountain 
WATCH VIDEOS 
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The 2025 Concert Season is upon us and this year, there is something from every music genre. To find out who's coming to your city and when, click on the Pollstar link to get the latest concert info worldwide. Courtesy of the Rat's Ass Podcast!

Get Tour Dates Here 

The Rat's Ass Podcast 
is looking for the best Classic Rock radio station in America for 2025. 
On 6.1.25, we launched a March Madness bracket style, survive and advance, playoff between the Top 64 rated Classic Rock stations in the Top 75 radio markets. 
New Rounds will post every Monday & Thursday until we determine a winner. 

HOW WINNERS ARE DETERMINED 
We take a sample hour of music from each station on the same day and same hour. 
Winners are determined by format expectation, music familiarity, variety, era balance, music quantity, core artist distribution, overall music flow, market ranking based on Nielsen ratings, and station image as a tie breaker. 
 
FORMAT
CLASSIC ROCK   
STATIONS  
   KSEG/Sacramento #30 Vs WKLH/Milwaukee #44
8.29.25 @ 1pm
 

Jimi Hendrix- Purple Haze
Phil Collins- In The Air Tonight
The Police- Message In A Bottle
Bryan Adams- Summer Of 69
Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody 
Foreigner- Juke Box Hero 
The Outfield- Your Love
Led Zeppelin- The Ocean
AC/DC- Money Talks
Pink Floyd- Time
Billy Idol- White Wedding 
 Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- Into The Great Wide Open
Whitesnake- Here I Go Again 
The Tubes- She's A Beauty 
The Eagles- The Long Run 
Bryan Adams- Cuts Like A Knife
Lynyrd Skynyrd- Simple Man 
Twisted Sister- We're Not Gonna Take It 
Queen- Killer Queen 
Aerosmith- Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
Journey- Don't Stop Believin' 
The Doors- Break On Through
Poison- Talk Dirty To Me 

WINNER 
WKLH/Milwaukee 
 NEXT 
 KXPT/Las Vegas #31 Vs WPLA/Jacksonville #43

ROUND 1 
Winner (Loser) 
WODE/Allentown (WAXQ/New York)
KLOS/Los Angeles (KKCD/Omaha)
WDRV/Chicago (KIOT/Albuquerque)
KGGO/Des Moines (KZPS/Dallas) 
KSAN/San Francisco (WIMZ/Knoxville) 
WLAV/Grand Rapids (KGLK/Houston)
WPYX/Albany (WBIG/Washington DC) 
WMGK/Philadelphia (WTZB Sarasota) 
WTUE/Dayton (WZLX/ Boston) 
KZOK/Seattle (KJSR/Tulsa)
KLPX/Tucson (WBGG/Miami) 
KSLX/Phoenix (WBPT/Birmingham) 
WCMF/Rochester (WCSX/Detroit) 
 WGRF/Buffalo (KQRS/Minneapolis) 
WXGL/Tampa (WSFR/Louisville) 
KRFX/Denver (KWNW/Memphis) 
WROQ/Greenville-Spartanburg (KGB/San Diego) 
WRFX/Charlotte (WCHR/Monmouth-Ocean) 
WARO/Ft. Myers-Naples (WBAB/Nassau-Suffolk) 
WKLR/Richmond (WZBA/Baltimore) 
KFBW/Portland (WKBU/New Orleans) 
KSHE/St. Louis (WKGR- W. Palm Beach) 
KTKX/San Antonio (KATT/Oklahoma City) 
KAAZ/Salt Lake City (WVBZ/Greensboro) 
WAFX/Norfolk (KLBJ/Austin) 
WMMO/Orlando (WHJY/Providence 
WKLH/Milwaukee (KSEG/Sacramento) 

Upcoming 
WDVE/Pittsburgh Vs WNCX/Cleveland 
WQFX/Cincinnati Vs KUFX/San Jose
KCFX/Kansas City Vs WNRQ/Nashville 
WLVQ/Columbus Vs WFBQ/Indianapolis 
2025 NFL PREDICTIONS 
The 2025 NFL Season is upon us and every season I take pride in offering up my predictions for how each division is going to finish. Have I ever got them 100% correct? No, but I've come damn close more often than not. 

Here are my 2025 NFL Division Picks 

American Conference 
East 
1 Buffalo Bills 
2 Miami Dolphins 
3 New England Patriots 
4 New York Jets 

North 
1 Baltimore Ravens 
2 Pittsburgh Steelers
3 Cincinnati Bengals 
4 Cleveland Browns 

South 
1 Houston Texans
2 Jacksonville Jaguars 
3 Tennessee Titans
4 Indianapolis Colts 

West 
1 Los Angeles Chargers 
2 Las Vegas Raiders 
3 Kanas City Chiefs 
4 Denver Broncos 

National Conference 
East 
1 Philadelphia Eagles
2 Washington Commanders 
3 Dallas Cowboys
4 New York Giants 

North 
1 Detroit Lions 
2 Chicago Bears 
3 Green Bay Packers 
4 Minnesota Vikings 

South 
1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2 Atlanta Falcons
3 Carolina Panthers 
4 New Orleans Saints 

West 
1 Los Angeles Rams 
2 Arizona  Cardinals 
3 San Francisco 49ers 
4 Seattle Seahawks 

Send me your predictions @ ratsasspodcast@gmail.com 

Weekly picks are available by Wednesday at 8pm EST/5pm PST, but picks can always change up to 30 minutes before game time based on injury reports and weather conditions. 
I only pick winners and losers, no spreads.  My Fantastic 4 Picks are in bold. 
Week One 
Coming on September 3rd. 

RATZ
2025 ROSTER TBA
Quarterbacks
Joe Burrow- Cincinnati Bengals 
Justin Herbert- Los Angeles Chargers

Running Backs
Kyren Williams- Los Angeles Rams
Kenneth Walker- Seattle Seahawks
Chuba Hubbard- Carolina Panthers
Travis Etienne- Jacksonville Jaguars

Receivers 
Ja'Marr Chase- Cincinnati Bengals 
Courtland Sutton- Denver Broncos
Deebo Samuel- Washington Commanders
Cooper Kupp- Seattle Seahawks 

Tight Ends
Brock Bowers- Las Vegas Raiders
Dallas Goedert- Philadelphia Eagles 

Kicker 
Daniel Carlson- Las Vegas Raiders

Defense 
 Philadelphia Eagles 
Pittsburgh Steelers 

* Players Likely To Be Moved Before Sunday 

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST 

SEPTEMBER 2025 

 Coming on 9.3.25 


6 Conversations That Lead To Sex 
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy 
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win 
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure 
6 The Unspoken Tease 

7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person 
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break 
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning 
5 You remain cool during times of chaos 
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months 

8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND 
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work 
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do 
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you 
5 She doesn't supervise your free time 
6 You share the same core values 
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends 
8 Her sex drive matches yours. 

10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots 

5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys 
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls 
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt 
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic 
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive

8 Signs She's Using You 
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something 
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating 
4 She avoids serious relationship talks 
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you. 
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries 
8 Deep down you feel something is off 

There are three sides to everyone's personality. 
1 Public Side 
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side 

The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 
1 Greece 
2 Brazil 
3 Russia
4 China 
5 Poland 
6 Italy 
7 Malaysia 
8 Spain 
9 Switzerland 
10. Mexico 

Why Men Prefer Doggy Style 
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis 
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot 
3 It's Great For Quickies 

8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You 
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.  
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn. 
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life. 
8 She laughs a lot with you. 

Zodiac Signs Ranked Based On Sexual Performance 
1 Libra 
2 Virgo
3 Leo 
4 Pisces 
5 Aquarius 
6 Scorpio 
7 Taurus 
8 Aries 
9 Capricorn 
10 Sagittarius 
11 Gemini
12 Cancer

The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy 
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair 
2 Rub Her Feet 
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears 
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks 

Men's Rules for Flirting 
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult 
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly 
5 Make her laugh 
6 Don't over compliment 
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch 
9 Be playful, not serious 
10 Avoid trying too hard 
11 Let her talk 
12 Leave her wanting more 

15 Signs She Loves You 
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3  She Listens To You 
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy 
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive 
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You 
10 She gives you gifts 
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly 
13 She tries protecting you 
14 She pleases you 
15 She says I love you 

10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God 
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking 
4 Takes care of her appearance 
5 Dresses modestly 
6 Keeps her house clean 
7 Doesn't drink or smoke 
8 Doesn't go clubbing 
9 No Tattoos 
10 Not a feminist  

Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before? 
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza? 
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later. 
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you! 

8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom 
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture 
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable 
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition 
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You 
8. They Are Professional Victims 

8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love 
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair. 
3. He doesn't stand up for her. 
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support. 
7. She is feeling trapped 
8. Lack of intimacy 

7 Signs That A  Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job 
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times. 
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details. 
3. They lies incessantly 
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior 
5. They never take responsibility for anything 
6. They crave constant attention 
7. They're a drama King/Queen 

5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1.  She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim. 
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job. 
3. Has Too Many Male Friends 
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations 
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past. 
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college. 

What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised? 
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men. 

What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D. 

The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes 
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server 
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting 
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun

If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them. 

A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes 
20% Said No 
7% Not Yet 

Women 
81% Said Yes 
9% Said No 
10% Not Yet 

8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask 
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?

The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love  
1,. Hawaii 
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego 
4. Miami 
5. New York 

A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.   

`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate 
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene 
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing 
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne 
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance 
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics 
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness 

Five Habits Women Hate About Men 
1. They Use Baby Talk 
2. Poor Table Manners
3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 
4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 
5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper 

Five Habits Men Hate About Women 
1 Being Secretive 
2 Too Judgmental 
3 Controlling Personality 
4 Constant Complaining 
5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His 

Men And Marriage 
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%

Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games 
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time. 

Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 
1 Confidence without Arrogance 
2 The Ability To Say No 
3 Mysterious Energy 
4 Passion And Purpose 
5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 
6 Playful Rebellion 
7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.

 2025
 AWARDS  
(So Far)
January - August 
  WHOOPI GOLDBERG
Congratulations to Whoopi Goldberg from ABC's The View on winning the first Dumbass Award for 2025. During a discussion with her co-hosts, Goldberg made it known she thought First Lady Jill Biden was an excellent doctor, as in a doctor who practices medicine and sees patients. The look on Whoopi's face when her cohosts told her Jill has a PHD in Education, not medicine was priceless. Clearly Whoopi Goldberg is a DUMBASS! 
 DAVID MUIR
Congratulations to ABC News Anchor David Muir, on winning this weeks Dumbass Award! Muir was caught using clothes pins to tighten his foe fireman's jacket to make him look for svelte for TV while covering the Pacific Palisades fire in Los Angeles. A producer probably made the gesture but Muir went a long with it. Next time try finding a jacket that fits DUMBASS!
 SLUMLORD GAVIN NEWSOM
Congratulations to California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom on winning this week's Dumbass Award for blaming everyone but himself for the Wild Fires in Los Angeles. Newsome ignorantly drew a line in the sand after Donald Trump won the Presidential election by peacocking and saying he had Trump proofed California by protecting illegals coming across the California boarder. Now Newsom needs Donald Trump to bail his ass out of billions of dollars in federal aid. Good luck with that DUMBASS!  

 THE JACKASS PARTY
Congratulations to every petty Democrat who gave Donald Trump shit for moving the inauguration indoors and winning this weeks Dumbass Award! After weather professionals warned against freezing temperatures and potential frost bite, these  morons thought they were being cool but ended up looking like a fool. This is the kind of stupidity we've had to deal with for the past 4 years and why no Democrat should ever see the inside of the White House again. DUMBASSES!
 Cherelle Parker
Imagine being the Mayor of Philadelphia, one of the Top 5 largest cities in the United States, and when put in the position of supporting her hometown team, the Philadelphia Eagles, she spells Eagles, "E-L-G-L-E-S". I could give her the benefit of the doubt and say, well maybe that's how Black people spell Eagles but I won't. Cherelle is straight up stupid and probably shouldn't be the Mayor of a city like Philadelphia. Therefore, Parker wins this weeks Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for not being able to spell Eagles correctly. DUMBASS! 
Don Lemon 
Congratulations to Ex CNN TV Talker Don Lemon, on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for calling Donald Trump a DEI President. Trump took a million dollars and turned it into a multi billion dollar real estate empire in New York and became President of the United States not once, but twice. Plus Trump was elected and not hired. WTF has Don Lemon ever done besides getting fired by the lowest rated news network in America? He was one of the reason CNN has been a failure. DUMBASS! 

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ 
Congratulations to U.S. Representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) on picking up a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Ocasio-Cortez recently stated that Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, was "one of the most unintelligent billionaires she has ever seen". Yes, the man who invented Pay Pal, brought the EV brand Tesla to market, sends rockets in to outer-space that land themselves and owns X is an idiot. Only a moron who bought an Elon Musk Tesla, would make this kind of stupid statement when all she has accomplished is serving booze to drunks and luckily won an election. DUMBASS! 

AYANNA PRESSLEY 
Congratulations to Massachusetts congresswoman Ayanna Pressley, on picking up a Rat's ass Podcast Dumbass Award. This week Pressley exposed what the Democratic party's real agenda is when she said, "we are all willing to work with anyone who is serious about doing the work of censoring the American people". There is no walking back a statement like that and while Pressley, who stands out with her bald head, was being honest...she's still a DUMBASS! 

HAKEEM JEFFREIS
Congratulations to Democratic Leader Hakeem "Dime Store Obama" Jeffries on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for complaining about the high prices his party created over the past four years not coming down during the first 27 days of Donald Trump's Presidency. Any moron knows it took the Democrats four years to cause inflation, deflation will take more than a month to fix. DUMBASS! 

TOM HANKS 
Congratulations to Actor Tom Hanks on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for attempting to stereotype Trump MAGA supporters as looking like Democrats wearing a MAGA hat during a skit on Saturday Night Live's 50 year anniversary special. Hanks was met with a well deserved backlash. DUMBASS! 

VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY 
Congratulations to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for mistaking Donald Trump for Joe Biden, and disrespected the Untied States in the Oval Office. He attempted to dictate terms for the United States involvement in  trying to end the war between Ukraine and Russia. Trump was right...Zelenskyy has no cards to play and made a fool out of himself.  DUMBASS! 
AL GREEN 
Congratulations to Texas Representative Al Green (D) on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for disrupting President Trump's Congressional address by heckling him and getting removed from the Congressional chamber. Green was later Censured for his actions and he accomplished nothing accept for looking like a DUMBASS! 

SLUMLORD GAVIN NEWSOM
Congratulations to California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom for becoming the first two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Newsom spent $100,000.00 to have a bronze bust of himself created and placed inside San Francisco City Hall where he was unfortunately once Mayor. This ego on this empty suited tyrant is beyond vanity. If Newsome could suck himself he would. DUMBASS! 

TIM "NO BALLS" WALZ
Congratulations to Minnesota Governor and ex Vice Presidential candidate Tampon Tim "No Balls" Walz on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass award for acting like a tough guy saying he could kick anyone in the GOP's ass, when he's a cream puff. Tim also cheered Tesla's stock price for going down when the state of Minnesota has 1.6 million shares of Tesla stock in it's state pension fund. What a colossal DUMBASS! 

JUDGE JAMES BOASBERG
Congratulations to Judge James Boasberg on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for stopping the deportation of illegal aliens who crossed the United States boarder during the Biden Administration with the intent of creating chaos in America, including murder, robbery and rape. Judge Boasberg, believes these illegals have rights and could give a rat's hairy ass about the crimes they've committed against innocent American tax payers making him a complete DUMBASS! 

JASMINE CROCKETT
Congratulations to US Representative from Texas, Jasmine Crockett on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for supporting the take down of Tesla, who employees over 121,000 people because in her opinion, Elon Musk doesn't fit who she believes is qualified to oversee DOGE, appointed by President Trump to weed out Government waste, fraud and abuse. This makes Jasmine Crockett a tremendous DUMBASS! 

BILL MAHER
Congratulations to HBO/MAX Real Time host Bill Maher on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award! Bill was an anti Trumper who suffered greatly from Trump Derangement Syndrome for years until he finally met Trump. Then he denied ever hating Trump and expressed some admiration for him. Since Bill chose to hate on Trump calling him a "threat to democracy" when Trump is not makes him a complete DUMBASS! 

CHRISTOPHER VAN HOLLEN
Congratulations to Democratic Senator Christopher Van Hollen from Maryland for winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for chasing a known illegal wife beating MS 13 gang member to El Salvador for a photo op. Then trying to convince the government in El Salvador to release Kilmer Abrigo-Garcia and return him to the United States. Who voted for this moron? At least when Van Hollen get's voted out of office, he'll carry the shame of being a DUMBASS! 

THE BLUE ORIGIN ASTRO-NOTS
Congratulations to the six ladies of the Blue Origin crew on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Especially Gale King and Katy Perry for turning what was an 11 minute glorified Disney ride to the edge of outer space into an Apollo mission considering themselves pioneers of space travel and astronauts when all they did was turnout to be were a couple of DUMBASSES! 
JOE BIDEN 
Congratulations to former President Jagoff Joe Biden on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Joe came out of his crypt to appear on The View and tell the world he  would have beat Donald Trump had he stayed in the race. He also said, the reason he dropped out was because he put the United States ahead of his own personal needs. Joe Biden is one delusional bastard and proved again he is a DUMBASS! 
SHRI THANEDAR
Congratulations to Democratic Congressman from Michigan, Shri Thanedar on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for issuing articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump. Thanedar, doesn't like the direction Trump is taking the United States, which isn't grounds for impeachment proving his not only an idiot but he's a complete DUMBASS! 

SLUMLORD GAVIN NEWSOM

Congratulations to California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom for being the first three time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. This time Newsom spent $23 million tax payer dollars on a weather app to let Californians know what the temperature is, when there are already several weather apps that do the same thing. This stooge wants to be President in 2028, which further proves he's a DUMBASS! 

ALEX PADILLA 

Congratulations to California Senator Alex Padilla on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award for dressing like Joe Schmo and barging into a press conference held by U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, thinking everyone knew who he was. Padilla, entered yelling and demanding to be heard and was led out by authorities and handcuffed. All Padilla had to do was request a meeting to see Noem, but he chose to be Stuntman Alex instead...DUMBASS! 

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ 


Another congratulations goes out to U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) for being a two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Ocasio-Cortez earned the honor by immediately calling for President Trumps impeachment within 30 minutes of the United States Military taking out three of Iran's nuclear bomb sites ending Iran's ability to terrorize the world with nukes.  All AOC was interested in was getting on TV first because she is an attention whore and a DUMBASS! 

Lohran "Turd Sauce" Mamdani 

Congratulations to New York Mayor candidate Lorhan Mamdani, on winning what will most likely be one of many Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Awards. Mamdani, who' we've nicknamed "Turd Sauce" because he looks like a turd and everything that comes out of his mouth is word sauce. He is a Communist, Marxist, Socialist, Muslim who will bring New York to it's knees financially and the city will be overran with Muslim Jihadists. He wants to tax mainly rich White people and he's anti-Jewish. This moron may destroy New York before the November election happens. The list of dipshittery from Mamdani is so long, the only way to fully describe him is he's a DUMBASS! . 

KAREN "NO CLASS" BASS 

Congratulations to Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Bass took a victory lap after reports said the homeless problem in Los Angele had declined by 17.5% since she took office. What she failed to mention is 12% of the decline was due to homeless people dying on the streets. When you add her lackadaisical handling the L.A. fires from January and handing out cash cards to illegals, how can we not reward Karen with the dubious honor of being a DUMBASS!

CHUCK SCHUMER 


Congratulations to Minority Leader of the United States Senate, Chuck Schumer on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award.  Schumer recently attempted to nail the Trump administration for using government funds to build a ball room and improve the rose garden at the White House. It turns out the money being used is Trump's personal funds and outside donations. Because Chuck Schumer lied like he always does gets the honor of knowing he's a DUMBASS! 
SLUMLORD GAVIN NEWSOM

Congratulations to California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom, for picking up his fourth Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award in 2025. This time Newsom attempted to accuse President Trump of approving a work visa for illegal alien Harjinder Singh, the truck driver who killed 3 people in Florida when he attempted to make a U-Turn on a freeway. The work visa was rejected by the Trump administration in 2020 but was approved in 2021 by the Biden Administration making Newsom out to be fool he is. Because of Newsom's obsession with Donald Trump, and for allowing Singh to obtain a CDL in California, Gavin Newsom is a DUMBASS again! 

Rosie O'Donnell 

Congratulations to Rosie O'Donnell on winning a Rat's Ass Podcast Dumbass Award. Rosie who fled the Untied States for Ireland when Trump won the election. O'Donnell attempted to smear Republicans by claiming the Trans Shooter in Minnesota was a MAGA Republican when he/she clearly hated Trump and MAGA. Because Rosie continues to stick her nose where it doesn't belong, it makes her a DUMBASS! 


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