Rat's Ass Podcast

STARTING IN JANUARY, THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST WILL POST NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY!

WELCOME MY FIENDS....

The Rat's Ass Podcast with Mojo Elliott,

Is a humorous interactive podcast that focuses on the topicality Emailed

to the show by our audience @ ratsasspodcast@gmail.com.

You'll also hear about the weeks hottest topicality

from current events, pop culture, music, sports, and lots of hot buck naked sex.

New Episodes post every Tuesday & Thursday in 2024.

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The Rat's Ass Podcast

My name is Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru and morning personality from Los Angeles. After leaving the radio business in 2022, I took a couple of years off and now I'm a podcasting pro.

The Rat's Ass Podcast gives me the opportunity to interact with fiends from all over the world looking to escape reality and have a raunchy, raw, naughty, lude, rude, crude good time. The Rat's Ass Podcast is not for the Woke or Politically Correct, it's for normal free thinking individuals who don't give a rat's ass about what other people think!

Email me your thoughts, observations, options, and questions to

ratsasspodcast@gmail.com

The more outrageous and salacious the better and I'll respond to them on the show.

I look forward to meeting your ass!

* My last podcast for 2024 will be on December 12th.

Welcome To The

Weekly Rant

I get a lot of emails from listeners about their relationships. Some of them make on the podcast and some don't but there is one common theme throughout each email and that's everyone seems to want to find a way around the truth.

When it comes to relationships, honesty is always the best policy because it builds trust and without trust, there is no relationship. I jokingly say on the podcast that "lying is good for a relationship" but that's for entertainment value and not anywhere near the truth. Relationships are anything but smooth sailing, and they take a lot of work. If you expect smooth sailing, then your relationship is doomed from the start. This is why working on issues together based in truth and honesty will lead to long term success.

When relationships go south, it's because trust has been broken and I don't care what anyone says, you cannot rebuild trust 100% again. So if you start to lie because you fear confrontation, then your just digging a deeper hole to climb out of. It's always best to solve problems immediately and head on. It'll make the easy stuff so much more enjoyable.

All of this is based on my personal experience only.

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WHOOPI SAID WHAT?

There was time when "The View" host Whoopi Goldberg was a standup comedian and her act was borderline filthy. She was actually one of the funniest comedians of her generation and then she got the call to do movies. Sister Act, The Color Purple, and Ghost are her most notable movies. In 1992, Goldberg, launched her own TV Talk Show called oddly enough "The Whoppi Goldberg Show" and parlayed that into a lead hosting gig on "The View" on ABC in 2007 replacing Rosie O'Donnell and she's been a fixture ever since.

On her birthday episode of "The View" on November 13th, the 69 year old Goldberg shocked everyone when she said "I like to be eaten' from time to time". Whoopi has proven over the years that she can be as low as low can go, but she really out did herself on this one. I'm sorry folks, but I am unaware of any man or woman who would want to eat a 69 year old snatch...famous or not. It was a pretty gross statement to make on national TV, but she'll get away with it because of her Black privilege that forbids her from being cancelled or fired.

Can you imagine if Ainsley Earhardt, on "Fox and Friends", or Dana Perino on "The Five" would have said this? First of all they wouldn't do it, but if they did, there is a dman good chance they would be either fired or suspended by the network. I promise you Earhardt and Perino would get eaten a hell of a lot more often than Whoopi Goldberg.

Then again, Jimmy Kimmel looks like the kind of guy who would love to eat Whoopi.

Q: How Many Lead Singers Did Van Halen Use To Record Albums With?
(See Answer Below)

METALLICACTIVISM

We have one shot at getting this right Metallica fans. Super Bowl LX (60) will be played in San Francisco at Levi Stadium on February 8th, 2026 and the only band that should be considered is San Francisco based Metallica.

We haven't had a Rock band play at the Super Bowl since The Who is 2010, unless you count Coldplay in 2016. Metallica is clearly the most successful Metal band of all time having sold over 125 million albums worldwide since their debut "Kill'em All" was released the summer of 1983. They have a 40+ year track record of selling out arenas and it would be a swift kick in the balls to not have Metallica play Super Bowl LX.

We have to start bombarding the NFL NOW with emails demanding Metallica be the halftime show or we're going to get stuck with another pop, country or hip-hop act that will lip-sync for 20 minutes and dance around like a bunch of Jagoffs.

Our challenge is going to be getting through Jay-Z, who is in charge of selecting the halftime entertainment and he's going to be partial to hip-hop acts due to his partnership with the NFL.

If you're in agreement, that Metallica should be the halftime entertainment at Super Bowl LX, here are the email addresses and phone numbers to start campaigning. We will be sending an email and making a phone call to the NFL and Roc Nation daily until an announcement is made.

enquires@nfl.com

(201) 555-0123

Info@rocnation.com

(212) 292-8500

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THE LIFE OF A KICKER

I can't think of a cooler position to play in the NFL than a kicker. Sure, it's a thankless position but you get paid well and all you have to be is efficient at kicking a ball without taking all the hits unless you get in the way.

As I watched San Francisco kicker Jake Moody miss three field goal attempts on Sunday against Tampa Bay, I thought his days were numbers and they still might be but a win at least gives Jake time to get his act together and save his job. Younghoe Koo had the same thing happen to him costing the Atlanta Falcons a win at New Orleans. His job might not be as safe as Moody, but he'll most likely get a chance to redeem himself in week 11 because Atlanta is in first place.

The fact still remains if you are consistent like Brandon Aubrey at Dallas, who can kick up to 60 yard field goals and make extra points, you can eek out a pretty nice lifestyle as an NFL kicker. Unless you're Harrison Butker at Kansas City, you can live a low profile and go about your business with very little interference. You can go out to dinner with your family and go virtually unnoticed. You can take a peaceful bike ride as long as int's not in New Jersey and no one is going to bother you.

All it takes is leg strength, accuracy, no ego, and you're set for life.

Checkout the interaction between me and the Rat's Ass Podcast audience.

Warning: They are a sick n' twisted bunch, but I appreciate every damn one of them.

I recommend wearing protection before proceeding.

Q- Gisela Y- Hanover, Germany

I love American cartoons, what American cartoon character do you compare yourself with?

A: Taz because he's uncontrollable and unconscionable.

Q: Jeremy K- Topeka, Kansas

I'm 19, single, and have never been laid. I also whack off 3 times a day, is this normal?

A: That's at least 1,095 times per year. Slacker!

Q: Burt D- Dearborn, Michigan

I'm a bartender and I've been serving up your favorite drink the "sloppy pussy" and both of my men and women customers love it. I've created one of my own called the "green weenie" with Midori, 7-Up and a slice of orange....check it out!

A: I'm not walking into a bar Burt, and asking for any drink with 'weenie" in the name! LOL

Q: Summer B- Cumberland, Maryland

What do you think about all of these liberal women shaving their heads and declaring celibacy for the next 4 years since Trump won?

A: It's a little over the top...or off the top....shaving their arm pits would have made a bolder statement!

Q: Chris Q- Oxford, Mississippi

What's your best advice for picking out a girl?

A- Is there a place to shop for girls in Oxford, Chris? I'll share with you what my grandfather Sebastian (Sea Bass) told me a long time ago. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone and I'm talking about down south where your itty bitty goes!

Q: Calvin L- Edmond, Oklahoma

Have you seen the movie Weird Science where these two teenagers put bras on their heads and create this hot chick on a computer? I picture you as being the kind of teenage who would do this sort of thing, am I right?

A: C'mon Calvin, hell no I've never put a bra on my head and tried to create a hot chick on a computer...it was panties!

Q: Regina C- Jette, Belgium

I love your podcast. It's weird and I like weird. Hey, I read on your X feed that you're a bit of a foody...if you could have only one food and beverage for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A: Too be cool, I could say I was born on a mountain and raised in a cave. Sex n' Beer is all I crave but I would be lying. It would be a meat lovers pizza and my new favorite drink, a "Sloppy Pussy"...that's Tequila, cranberry juices and a splash of Stur strawberry, watermelon sweetener.

Q: Terry T- Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Let's see if you can top this one MoFo! See that girl dressed in green? She puts out like a coke machine! Go!

A: It's Mojo, and I guess these will be new to some of you, but here goes...See that girl dressed in pink? She'll make your finger stink! BOO-YAH!!!! That was nasty!!!!

Q: Connie P.- Brooklyn, New York

Do men prefer women who are full bush or clean shaven?

A: I think you need to be a chameleon Connie, don't worry about what men in general perfer...do whatever the man your with prefers. If you're looking for a one size fits all...try the landing strip or Google the Tom Selleck!

Q: Wayne T- Winona, Minnesota

A gay guy I work with made a pass at me at a bar last Saturday and I didn't know what to do so I said i have to go take a squirt, and I left...now he's being a prick to me at work. What do you suggest I do.

A: Be honest...tell him you're into women and he made you feel awkward. Then apologize for leaving and that you're cool just being friends. Your goal is to defuse the situation. Put yourself in his shoes. He might think you'll do something to cause issues for him.

Q: Greg G- Windsor, Canada
I'm making my first trip to California for the Christmas Holidays, is it going to be weird now that Donald Trump was elected President?

A: Don't believe what you're seeing on TikTok, come and be cool by keeping politics out of your conversations and you'll have the time of your life. There is no place like California on the planet, but I hope you're coming to So Cal, it's a hell of a lot more fun the No Cal.

Q: Michelle G- Dubuque, Iowa

What is a subtle way to meet a guy in a bar so I don't embarrass myself if he's not interested?
A: Write your name and phone number on a piece of paper and casually hand it to him. He'll either approach you, call you at a later time or throw it away. Either way you're dignity will be safe.

Tarren B- Cayman Islands

Q: I met this chick from Florida who's here vacationing. We had a one night stand but she keeps wanting to have another go and I'm just not in to her. What's my next move?

A: It's real simple...tell her the truth or hide and wait for her to go back to Florida!

To Be Continued...