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ENTERTAINMENT: The Dutton Ranch Review
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BATTLE OF THE SEXES: 5 Facts About People Who Ghost
WALK OF SHAME: Welcome Abdul Carter
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MY BIG DECISION
The Rat's Ass Podcast originated in September of 2023, with me and a former radio collogue and friend, who I will only identity as Dave, out of respect for his privacy. Those early shows where we only had seven listeners were raw but pretty decent. The chemistry Dave and I always had was there but three months into it, the weight of getting together twice a week was more than either one of us wanted to dedicate to it and we decided to end it before it ever got any real traction.
At the time, I was still in the process of rebuilding my radio consulting business after leaving a corporate programming position overseeing 54 stations for a company out of Denver, Colorado. A position I held for seven years until the company decided to sell to an even larger corporate player, which I wanted no part of. They were more of a digital company using radio to push their digital brands and not serious about doing real radio. When Dave and I ended the original Rat's Ass Podcast a the end of 2023, I also decided to retire from radio because the opportunities to consult had dried up thanks to declining budgets for outside resources. AI had already started to infiltrate radio and I could see the writing on the wall. Radio ownership always tried to get talent on the cheap and when AI presented them with the opportunity to cut heads, they took it to keep profit margins in the black or as little in the red as possible.
I spent the early part of 2024, decompressing from what had been a very long radio career. I checked out to the point I didn't talk to anyone for close to seven months. I crawled into a shell and hibernated. When August of 2024 rolled around, I got a renewal notice from the company that hosts the Rat's Ass Podcast saying it was time to anti up for another year and the light bulb went on and I decided to relaunch the Rat's Ass Podcast with only me at the helm.
The challenge, even going back to when Dave and I launched the original podcast was I had not been on the air since March 14th, 2006. We're talking 17 years since I sat behind a mic and had to entertain. I wanted to focus on being a format programmer exclusively without having to deal with doing a show five days a week, so I gave up the mic. A year later I decided to start my radio consulting firm and I also launched an Internet rock station that did very well but the advertisers hadn't caught up to what Internet radio was yet and I flushed the consultancy and Internet radio in 2015 to return to corporate radio.
I knew if I didn't renew my hosting contract that I would lose the platforms that were carrying the Rat's Ass Podcast with Dave and I, and it was difficult to get all of that frame work in place so I decided to go solo to see if I still had the goods. Keep in mind the last time I had worked solo on the radio was 1988 before I started doing morning radio with partners from 1989 to 2006. It is a completely different animal working solo than having one or two partners to help carry the load of prepping for a show five days a week. So you don't have to do the math, it had been nearly 35 years since I flew solo on the radio. It was almost like starting from the beginning.
Here is the fun part, when I relaunched the Rat's Ass Podcast on August 29th, 2024, I did it using my iPhone and a mic app. There were no sound effects like I use now, and if you listen to those early Rat's Ass Podcasts, they sucked big time. I was not comfortable in my own skin and I realized if the podcast was ever going to grow, I needed the right tools of the trade, so I invested in studio time while I built my own studio.
Over the past 14 months, the podcast has grown in leaps and bounds on a global level thanks to being able to entertain the way I always did on the radio because I had the right tools to work with. Imagine being an auto mechanic and only having a screw driver to work with. That is what it was like working off an iPhone.
Today, I find myself at the crossroads again. This August, I have to make the decision again to either renew my hosting contract or silence the Rat's Ass Podcast forever. To be honest, I'm not sure what I'm going to do yet. I put a lot of time in prepping for each podcast to jam as much fun as I can into 25 minutes and I'm not going to short change what I've built by offering a lesser product. On top of the podcast, there is this blog to maintain plus Rat Nation and Rat's Ass Rock TV. Thanks to my producer Rusty "Fleabag" Carr, we are able to handle the work load.
Over the next two and a half months, I will be doing a gut check to determine if I want to continue the podcast or go spend my days just fucking around knowing if I call it quits, there will be no turning back. All I can tell you for now is to stay tuned....
THE DUTTON RANCH REVIEW
When the TV series Yellowstone ended, fans felt they were shortchanged by the ending. The feeling was the series took too long to complete due to the pandemic and the ending came too fast. There were a lot of unsolved story lines.
One story line was the relationship between Rip and Beth Dutton which has led to the spin off Dutton Ranch now playing on Paramount Plus. I've watched the first four episodes to get a feel for where this series was headed before writing about it and overall it's been a interesting journey.
First off, I thought it was unique how Rip and Beth's Montana Ranch burned down first thing setting them up for a move to Texas to start over again. By doing this, they wiped out all the other story lines associated with Yellowstone. This doesn't mean they won't weave Montana and some of the characters from Yellowstone into the storyline but for right now, this is Rip and Beth's story.
Dutton Ranch also tells the story of Carter, the adopted son of Rip and Beth, who Beth rescued off the streets during Yellowstone. Carter is a 19 year old high school student and he's a little slow when it comes to the ways of the world. As the series has started to develop, much of the storyline surrounds Carter and his relationship with Rip and Beth.
Now living in Texas, Beth and Rip are finding the small Texas town where they decided to start over a bit of a challenge as the locals don't take too kindly to strangers who don't play by their rules. I see a lot of similarities in the writing for Dutton Ranch as with Tulsa King. You've got the wealthy local family who runs the town and wants to teach the new comers who's boss. The problem is, Rip doesn't suffer fools and nobody sees Beth Dutton coming. At the end of the day, if you were a fan of Yellowstone, you will not be disappointed with Dutton Ranch.
There will only be 9 episodes in season one which brings me to a quick bitch session. Can we please get a minimum of 10 episodes for a series? Ten is a nice round number, not 9 and certainly not 8 or less does a season make.
HOW MANY EPISODES OF THE BIG BANG THEORY WERE THERE?
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GETTING HIGH TECH MINIMAL 
I dig Rock music more than any music genre on the planet but I'm also a fan of several other music genres because of my radio programming background. I once programmed a Smooth Jazz format that became one of my greatest success stories because when I took over the station, I had no prior knowledge of Smooth Jazz but I always had good programming instincts and programming fundamentals that I applied and with in one ratings period, the station went from nowhere to number one in it's target demo.
I dig Rock music more than any music genre on the planet but I'm also a fan of several other music genres because of my radio programming background. I once programmed a Smooth Jazz format that became one of my greatest success stories because when I took over the station, I had no prior knowledge of Smooth Jazz but I always had good programming instincts and programming fundamentals that I applied and with in one ratings period, the station went from nowhere to number one in it's target demo.
Thanks to my club DJ background, I've always been a fan of mixing beats and used to love to listen to techno and house music when I worked in the office or while driving. I've recently started to re-engage with the genre and have found three exceptional mixologists. Boris Brejcha, Deniz Bul and Ann Clue. These three laydown some serious beats they call High Tech Minimal music. It still sounds like House and Techno music to me but what's in a name. The point is, if you're in to this genre of music, I highly recommend checking these three out. There are similarities in their music because they know each other and perform together, so there is obviously some over lap but each one fills their own noticeable space.
Boris Brejcha is consistent and has a lot of variety to his mixes. Deniz Bul has a more aggressive approach and Ann Clue brings a little more soul to her mixes and I don't mean from a rhythmic standpoint, I mean she mixes more from feel as opposed to Boris and Deniz who mix from texture. Boris has the largest catalog of music while Deniz and Ann have enough sample size to sink your ears into.
Boris and Deniz recently collaborated on a new jam called "Hey Bro" which has a 3:36 second version and an extended mix of just over 8 minutes. What I appreciate about all three's music is how uplifting it is and it allows me to focus on my work. I also like listening to their mixes while driving in Los Angeles traffic where you have to be aggressive and focused.
My go to songs by each artist are "Fear" by Boris, "Vibin" by Deniz and "Trip" by Ann. I am in the process of building an iTunes category with mixing the best of all three artists together and so far it sounds spectacular.
Check out Boris Brejcha, Deniz Bul and Ann Clue on iTunes or wherever you get your music.
THE WEEK OF: June 1, 2026
1 Shinedown- Safe And Sound
2 The Pretty Reckless- When I Wake Up
3 Three Days Grace- Don't Wanna Go Home Tonight
4 Papa Roach- Wake Up Calling
5 Greta Van Fleet- Play Your Games
6 Black Label Society- Name In Blood
7 Breaking Benjamin- Something Wicked
8 Social Distortion- Born To Kill
9 A Perfect Circle- Starless
10 Godsmack- When Legends Rise (Live)
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SET 1
Foreigner- Cold As Ice
Eddie Money- Shakin'
Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Spirit
Pat Benatar- Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody
SET 2
Bon Jovi- You Give Love A Bad Name
Kiss- Detroit Rock City
Queensryche- Silent Lucidity
Led Zeppelin- Rock And Roll
Aerosmith- Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
*New battles happen every Monday & Thursday*
NBA FINALS 2026
The NBA Season started with 30 teams and a total of 2,460 games plus the playoffs to determine who the final two teams would be left standing. The answer is the New York Knicks and the San Antonio Spurs, which means we will have a new NBA Champion when this best of 7 series climaxes.
Out of the gate San Antonino coming off their 7 game series with defending champions Oklahoma City are favored to win in 6 games with a 70% chance of taking the title. Both teams can score and both can play shutdown defense so this will be a fun but competitive series with most likely each game coming down to the final two minutes to determine the winner.
The Knicks will be well rested after sweeping their previous two rounds against Philadelphia and Cleveland, while San Antonio has had a hard road to travel to get to the finals capping it off with their series with Oklahoma City. Games 1 & 2 will be in Texas, and all the Knicks will want to do is win one game to flip home court advantage. Games 3 & 4 will be in New York followed by San Antonio for game 5, New York for game 6 and back to San Antonio for game 7 if necessary.
If I'm the Knicks, I'd take the game right at Victor Wembanyama out of the gate to try and get him in early foul trouble. If the Knicks can limit his presence on the court, I believe they'll win the series. The Spurs need to control the boards and the tempo of the game or the Knicks could run them out of the arena. The battle between Wembanyama and Karl-Anthony Towns will be an interesting matchup. Then there is the Jalen Brunson factor because he can take over games when necessary.
The NBA Finals get underway on Wednesday, June 3rd in San Antonio. I won't make a prediction but I want to see the New York Knicks win their first championship since 1973.
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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST
JUNE 2026
JUNE 2026
Coming after Monday, June 1st's Podcast
Peter K.- Charlotte, North Carolina
Q: I'm curious to find out who you listened to on the radio during your radio career?
A: Here is a list and maybe you've heard of these stars of the airwaves.
WDVE/Pittsburgh- Little Jimmy Roach
WXKX/Pittsburgh- Randy Miller and Clarke Ingram
KZZP/Phoenix- Jonathan Brandmeier
KISS/Los Angeles- Rick Dees
KLOZ/Los Angeles- Mark & Brian
Nationally Syndicated- Howard Stern and The Greaseman
Sara S.- Great Falls, Montana
Q: Will you tell us something weird about yourself that will shock your audience?
A: I don't like eating outdoors and you'll understand the lifestyle of fly's.
Natalie G.- New London, Connecticut
Q: I started dating this guy I really like but I think I made a big mistake by telling him my last boyfriend was huge and he's not that well endowed. Now he's being distant and doesn't want to have sex. Should I give it time or is this relationship a lost cause?
Ramon Z.- Arlington, Texas
Q: I'm dating this chick I met a few weeks ago and she does everything in the bedroom but she won't let me go down on her. Is she mental?
A: No, there are some women who simply don't want to kiss a man who's been making out with her lower lips.
Kurt D.- Boulder, Colorado
Q: I had a one night stand with a girl I met in a bar and she refused to give me her phone number but took mine. It's been two weeks and she hasn't called me. She stole my move! a
A: Two things, one karma is a bitch and two, go see a doctor incase she was playing Santa Clause and left a gift under your tree!
Wendy C.- Carson, California
Q: I've only had sex with one man who turned out to be my cousin but I didn't know it at the time. Now I have a 3 year old son that belongs to him that he's unaware of. I recently found out he signed a big money contract to play in the NFL. Now I don't want to tell him because he'll think I'm after his money. Should I tell him or not?
A: I think every man should know who his son or daughter is, so if you're not looking for money, don't mention it and see he offers support for his son.
Melody C.- Birmingham, Alabama
Q: You keep referring to your tool as your little buddy. Is it that small?
A: Let's just say I have a tattoo that says Super when it's in a relaxed state but when duty calls and he standing at attention, the tattoo says Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Q: You keep referring to your tool as your little buddy. Is it that small?
A: Let's just say I have a tattoo that says Super when it's in a relaxed state but when duty calls and he standing at attention, the tattoo says Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Rob J.- Katy, Texas
O: Thanks to you and that damn story about fly's landing on your food, I will never be able to eat Texas barbecue again. That was gross man!
O: Thanks to you and that damn story about fly's landing on your food, I will never be able to eat Texas barbecue again. That was gross man!
A: Have you ever heard of an indoor barbecue? You'll also have less of a chance of getting cancer so I might have just save your life!
Charlie B.- Eugene, Oregon
Q: Off the top of your head right now, name three bands that make you instantly change the radio.
Q: Off the top of your head right now, name three bands that make you instantly change the radio.
A: Anything by The Beatles, Twisted Sister and R.E.M.
Jennifer K.- Fresno, California
Q: I'm a wreck right now. My ex boyfriend is banging a girl I used to be friends with until I caught her getting it on with my brother last summer. Now that summer is here, it'll be the first time I haven't had a guy to spend my summer with since I was 15. How can I find a guy who won't use me for my goodies?
A: I don't know how old you are but I recommend flying solo for one summer. You never know what adventures might unfold for you.
Cameron H.- Jackson, Mississippi
Q: I've been seeing this girl for about 6 weeks and now that she feels comfortable around me, she keeps busing ass and I find it to be disgusting. How do I remedy this problem?
Q: I've been seeing this girl for about 6 weeks and now that she feels comfortable around me, she keeps busing ass and I find it to be disgusting. How do I remedy this problem?
A: In these shituations, go to the hardware store and buy a cork and the next time she busts ass, show her the cork and ask her if she'd like to insert it or would she prefer you do it.
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This is where we collect and share relationship data to help you understand and navigate around the opposite sex. 5 FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO GHOST 1 They Ghost Due To Feeling Overwhelmed 2 They Tend To Avoid Conflicts 3 Ghosting Doesn't Mean They Don't Care, It's Usually The Opposite 4 Eventually Regret Ghosting Someone They Cared About 4 They Fear Being Rejection So They Rarely Return 8 Rules For Men 1 Never Touch A Married Woman 2 Never Mess With A Coworker 3 Never Go Near Your Sons Ex 4 Never Entertain Single Moms 5 Never Look At Your Brothers Girl 6 Never Chase Older Women Out Of Desperation 7 Never Sleep With A Woman You Don't Trust 8 One Night Of Desire Can Destroy A Lifetime Of Progress Women And Marriage (Age Group 21-44) Favorable View Of Marriage 61% Unfavorable View of Marriage 29% Undecided View of Marriage 10% The 5 Best Ways To Ask A Girl Out 1. The Quiz She Can't Lose 2. The Website Dedication 3. Secret Admirer Note In Her Mail Box 4. Write As Song or a Poem About Her 5. The Birthday Celebration Invitation Zodiac Signs Ranked By Sex Performance 1 Libra 2 Virgo 3 Pisces 4 Leo 5 Aquarius 6 Scorpio 7 Taurus 8 Aries 9 Capricorn 10 Sagittarius 11 Gemini 12 Cancer What Men Expect From Women Today 1. A partner not a dependent 2. Inexperienced sexually 3. Shared values politically and religiously 4. Individualism within the relationship 5. Commonality Five Habits Women Hate About Men 1. They Use Baby Talk 2. Poor Table Manners 3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 1 Confidence without Arrogance 2 The Ability To Say No 3 Mysterious Energy 4 Passion And Purpose 5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 6 Playful Rebellion 7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge DOES SIZE MATTER? When it comes to height, women mostly prefer a man who is taller than them but a recent poll ask women what is an acceptable height for a man? 61% said over 6' 19% said Over 5'10" 12% Over 5'8" 8% Under 5'8" The Top 5 Books About Sex 1 The Joy Of Sex 2 Come As You Are 3 The Guide To Getting It On 4 Mating In Captivity 5 Bonk 7 Women Men Should Stay Away From 1 Your Ex 2 A Friends Ex 3 Party Girls 4 Coworkers 5 Single Moms 6 Attention Seekers 7 Girls With Male Friends 5 Habits Men Hate About Women 1 Being Secretive 2 Too Judgmental 3 Controlling Personality 4 Constant Complaining 5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His Make Her Think About You After Sex 1 Slow down, what's the rush. 2 Keep her expectations low & surprise her 3 Breath with her, it promotes intimacy 4 Look her in the eyes 5 Detach afterwards, don't cling or chase Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 2 If You Love Me, Prove it 3 You're Not Like Other Guys 4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe 5 You Deserve Better Than Me The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 1 Greece 2 Brazil 3 Russia 4 China 5 Poland 6 Italy 7 Malaysia 8 Spain 9 Switzerland 10. Mexico |
6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
The one thing we can count on is famous people will say and do the stupidest stuff and when they do...they'll be enshrined on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
The city of New York is going to regret the day they elected Zohran Mamdani, a Communist Socialist as it's Mayor. Immediately after taking the oath of office on the Quran, he began breaking the promises he made that got him elected. He also proceeded to surround himself with people who are as unqualified as he his to be Mayor of America's largest city. This is why Mamdani is the first official honoree of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TIM WALZ
Less than a year ago, Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz, was selected to run as Kamala Harris's Vice President. On January 5th, 2026,Walz dropped out of the Minnesota's governors race due to pressure from overseeing a billion dollar fraud scheme by Somalian refugees and did nothing about it. Like all Democrats, he failed to take responsibility and played the victim while blaming Republicans for his demise. Walz's actions has earned him a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
THE RAVENS
All John Harbaugh did for the Baltimore Ravens was win. During his 18 years as head coach, John went 180-113 and led the Ravens to the playoffs 12 times, played in 4 AFC Championship games and won a Super Bowl in 2012. The Ravens came up short this season due to a missed field goal and for this Baltimore fired John. Because of this despicable act, the Baltimore Ravens franchise will be honored on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
GAVIN NEWSOM
A Governor really has to be a ginormous pile of crap to show up in Davos, Switzerland for the sole purpose of undermining the President of the Untied States, but that's what California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom did. He used California taxpayer dollars to travel to Davos thinking he was going to torpedo President Trumps agenda. Because Of Newsom's shenanigans, he has earned a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JIMMY KIMMEL
Poor whittle Jimmy Kimmel, was all broken hearted over the presence of ICE in Minneapolis and was so touched by the outpouring of protectionism the agitators and protestors had for protecting their fellow citizens, that he started crying again. Jimmy has no tears for American citizens who have been raped and murdered by illegal aliens but feels touched by those who protect them. This behavior has earned Jimmy "Cry Baby" Kimmel his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
BILLIE EILISH
Pop singer, Billie Eilish thought she was going to start a revolution at the 2026 Grammy Awards when she said "no one is illegal on stolen land" and it turns out she owns a home in Los Angeles on tribal land surrounded by gates. Can you say "hypocrite?" and this how Eilish will be remembered and how her music career ended in a nano second. That's why Billie Eilish has secured her spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame! Bravo Billie...
DEMOCRATS IN MUNICH
A contingent of U.S. Democrats consisting of Gavin Newson, Ruben Gallego, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Gretchen Whitmer went to Munich, Germany this week to bad mouth the Untied States and to assure their globalist pals if they win back the White House in 2028, their gravy train on biscuit wheels will return. Because of their traitorous act, we honor all four with a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame for selling out America.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
The Ex Barmaid from Brooklyn, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, showed why an inexperienced representative should never be sent to a foreign country to discuss foreign policy. Ocasio-Cortez, who always considers herself to be the smartest person in any room stumbled all over herself when asked a simple question during the Democrats Trump Bashing mission to Munich, Germany. This has earned AOC a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THOMAS MASSEY
Say hello to Republican Senator Thomas Massey from Kentucky, who always votes with the Democrats making him a RINO (Republican In Name Only). Masse was the first to criticize President Trump for taking out Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and 40 of his top military brass to severely cripple the worlds leading terrorist cult's hold on Iran after 47 years. Because Massey, obviously supports the terrorists, he earns a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
This is House Democratic Leader, Hakeem Jeffries, the guy who looks like he's conducting an orchestra when he speaks. Hakeem is a pro Iranian anti American who openly roots for the U.S. Military to fail. If we're stupid enough to give power back to the Democrats, Jeffries is next in line to be the Speaker of The House which is 3rd in command behind the President and Vice President. Because Jeffries displays anti American behavior, he has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
KRISTI NOEM
Shame on former DHS Secretary and Governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem, who became the first casualty of the second term for the Trump administration. Noem was fired for spending $220 million taxpayer dollars on a self-promotion ad campaign and a rumored affair with Corey Lewandowski, who worked under her leadership. Unfortunately, Kristi's itch in her ditch will most likely have an impact on her 33 year marriage to her husband Bryon and her 3 children. Kristi Noem's acts of narcissism has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
This one might be the all time show stopper never to be topped again on the Wall of Shame. Congratulations to View host, Whoopi Goldberg for insinuating that Donald Trump started the war on Iran to get our minds off the Nancy Guthrie disappearance case. Trump started a billion dollar a day attack on Iran so we wouldn't be consumed by Savannah Guthrie's mothers disappearance. How damn stupid can one person be? Goldberg's comment has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THE OSCARS
At their peak when movies were good, the Oscars or Academy Awards drew approximately 58 million viewers in the 1990's. Flash forward to 2026, and the Oscars, also known as the political acceptance speech awards only drew 17.9 million viewers, down nearly 2 million from 2025. But do you think the Academy of Motion Pictures gives a Rat's Ass? Hell no, they'll double down next year because there are still 17 million people willing to sit through the nonsense. This is why the Oscars has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JOE ROGAN
We all say stupid stuff sometimes but to go out of your way to do it on purpose for effect can really come back to bite you in the nut sack. This is what happened to comedian/podcaster Joe Rogan, when he repeated a story about Erica Kirk having a dick. Anyone who's seen Erica knows she's all woman with the glow of God. This is why Joe's douche bad comment has landed him on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
PAM BONDI
Bondi, Pam Bondi was not fired by Donald Trump, she was reassigned and there is a difference. Regardless, Pam failed to get what America wanted done and that was hold the Democrats who weaponized the Government and attempted to take down Trump and persecuted conservatives during Obama and Biden's reign of terror. We The People wanted accountability. Because Bondi, Pam Bondi failed she has earned her place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TUCKER CARLSON
There has been skepticism for years that Tucker Carlson went to bat for whoever paid him the most money. Is it possible Carlson is now on the George Soros payroll? Carlson, a one time support of President Trump when he was on Fox News, has become one of the most outspoken against the President and look no further than his recent rant about Trump mocking Muslims on Easter. Is Carlson now a Muslim? Or is it just Soros money talking? Carlson's rant has earned his a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
CHUCK SCHUMER
It was just a matter of time before we honored Chuck Schumer, one of the biggest POS in the Democratic party. Schumer has been fighting for his political survival and has gone as far as shutting down the government twice to save his ass. Chuck has finally earned his spot based on his despicable comments about nobody respecting ICE and the Border Patrol proving once again, the Democrats are all in on OPEN BORDERS. Congrats Chuck, you have more than earned your place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Congratulations to our first two time winner of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame recipient Jimmy KImmel. The ABC Late Night Stalker stepped on his Guillermo when he told the first lady Melania Trump "she had the glow of an expectant widow" two days before another would be assassin would make a third attempt on President Trumps life. Granted Kimmel didn't know the assassins plan but his sense of timing so close to the WHCD is still worthy of another spot on Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is what happens when Clueless goes to DC. This week, the former bartender made the ignorant comment that someone who takes a risk and is fortunate to turn that risk in to becoming a billionaire, they're not allowed to earn that much. America was founded on people who were risk takers and had a vision for creating things that led to a better life for everyone. Not some smug Democrat who only seeks to take from the rich and give to the lazy. Because of Alexandria's dipshittery, she has won another spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
TMZ's HARVEY LEVIN
The douchebags at TMZ led by Harvey Levin, have decided to do a series of hit pieces on Los Angeles Mayor candidate Spencer Pratt to help re-elect an inept communist Mayor, Karen Bass. These are the same Jagoff's who cheered Charlie Kirk's murder and tried to lie about it. Because everyone who works at TMZ is a ginormous pile of shit, we've reserved a spot for Harvey and his entire staff on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
STEPHEN COLBERT
How does a douchebag that looks like an insurance salesman get a gig hosting a late night TV talk show and be taken seriously as a comedian? Oh...that's right, Stephen Colbert wasn't a comedian, he was a Donald Trump hating dipshit paid to trash him by CBS. Colbert had his nightly Trump bash fest cancelled and is now on the streets looking for a new place to smell. Due to his lack of talent, low ratings and cost overruns, Stephen Colbert has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ABUDUL CARTER
Meet Abdul Carter, a low IQ Linebacker for the New York Giants. Carter lacks the capacity to understand some of his teammates might not share his Trump hating leftist political views. After Giants Quarterback Jaxon Dart, Introduced Trump at a rally in New Jersey, Carter went ape shit over Dart making the introduction and started a negative media blitz against Dart, which the leftist media ran with. Because Abul Carter is a complete Jackass, he has earned his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
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