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COLLEGE, IT'S NO BIG DEAL
I'm a curious person by nature and I like exploring oddities, whatever they may be. Over the years I've observed college rivalries at the multiple tailgate parties I've attended and It got me to thinking...do people ever out grow their college years?
When you think about it, college is only 4 years of your life. Why should it continue to dominate the rest of it? I get that you want to continue the old college sprit through your 20's but at what point do you say that was fun, but it's time to retire my college attire and live a normal life? Tell me, when you look at some fat balding guy in his 40;s chugging bear and whopping it up like he was 19 again, what do you think? God, I'd love to be that guy or do you feel pity? I'm not saying it's wrong to join a group of friends to reunite at a tailgate party to catch up on old times over beer and bratwurst with college friends, but to revert back to being the raging party animal you were at the frat house is kind of pathetic, but it happens on every college campus with people of all ages. If you've seen the movie Old School, I always like to say there is a "Blue" at every tailgate party who has never outlived his college years.
This phenomena apparently only affects men. Women tend to be more reasonable. It's been my observation that once women marry and pop out a diaper monkey, they chill out. They transfer from the drunk co-head screaming who wants to fuck on a hot bed of French fries? To the motherly type screaming who's ready for another hotdog? What? You've never fucked on a hot bed of French fries?
I've also noticed men in their 50's and 60;s who have achieved a certain level of success and hang out at tailgate parties tend to be subdued with their demeanor. A loud chuckle is as wild as they get. Afterall, they have to project a certain amount of dignity to match their self perceived importance to society. It's a been their done that kind of vibe and I've moved on. I still believe their is an inner Bluto waiting to get out and go streaking one more time, but they just don't have it in them. Maybe their ball sacks have dropped or their gut is overlapping where their dick once was but I still believe the urge to raise a little hell still exists in them no matter how much they deny it. Then again...maybe they just didn't have enough TEQUILA!!!!
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"Touching his wife's feet, and sticking your tongue in her holiest of holes, ain't in the same fucking ballpark"
Jules to Vincent in Pulp Fiction
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SUPER BOWL 59, WE'RE Screwed
Kendrick Lamar, will be the halftime entertainment at this years Super Bowl 59 in New Orleans and I'm pissed about it and no it's not because I'm a Drake guy, I'm a neither one of these guys guy. Taylor Swift would have been a better choice from a mass appeal standpoint but I'm not disappointed it wasn't Swift.
What I'm tired of is the lack of Rock acts being considered for the Super Bowl. We haven't had a rock act since The Who in 2010. It's been all pop, hip-hop or R&B for the past 15 years! The only other people who should be bitching are the Country music fans who haven't been represented since Shania Twain strutted her nice ass across the stage in 2003.
Super Bowl 60 will be in San Francisco at Levi Stadium and if Metallica is snubbed and we get another pop, hip-hop or R&B act, there will be Hell to pay by the Metal community. San Francisco, the shithole of all shitholes of American cities is the hometown of Metallica. They sold over 125 million albums during their career. They've fucking earned playing at Super Bowl 60.
Hear me loud and clear Roger Goodell, it's Metallica or suffer the consequences next year...bitch!
LAND OF LAKERS
The NBA season is creeping up on us and it won't be long until we start hearing about how this could be the last run for LeBron James and Anthony Davis in Los Angeles.
I don't have a crystal ball but I got to believe if the Lakers fizzle out by either missing the playoffs or getting bounced early, there will be some changes coming. Let's also consider what might happen if the Lakers win the NBA Championship too. Will they run it back or will they dismantle the team like they did after the Lakers won the bubble championship. At the end of the day, the Lakers are going to have to bite the bullet and rebuild.
LeBron James turns 40 in December and we know he's given father time a run for his money but the father is still undefeated so why continue with LeBron if you're not winning championships with him. Anthony Davis will turn 32 in March, and will be hitting the age in a couple of years where a players skills start to fade. I'm also not sure I want to keep Anthony Davis and his injury history without LeBron James being there to motivate and challenge him.
The Lakers have a couple of roster issues to deal with after we recently learned Jarred Vanderbilt and Christian Wood won't be ready to play on game on due to ongoing injury rehab. The Lakers might try to play through it for a couple of months but they're going to have to fill at least one of the two vacancies with a trade.
All this said, I believe the Lakers can win 55 games with the roster they have right now if they can avoid an early season losing streak like in previous seasons under Darvin Ham. I think new coach JJ. Reddick will have this team poppin' out of the gate. I know fans want to see D'Angelo Russell traded but the Lakers issues isn't with the starting five. It's the bench.
LeBron James, Anthony Davis, Austin Reaves, D'Angelo Russell, and Rui Hachimura play well together and they know each other better. With the ongoing injuries to Vanderbilt and Wood, the Lakers will still have Gabe Vincent back at 100%, Cam Reddish, Jaxson Hayes, Max Christie, and rookie Dalton Knecht. These are five young and athletic players who no doubt improved over the summer. If the Lakers can add one more three point assassin in the mix, I like the Lakers chances to be a top 5 team in the Western Conference.
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