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THE CHEESE: The Uncle Sam Jam
ENTERTAINMENT: Dazzling Documentaries
MUSIC: It's All About The Band, Man - Top 10 Rock Playlist
RADIO WARS: Mojo Vs America's Top 50 Rockers
SPORTS: Raiders Ruggs Rules
SPORTS: Raiders Ruggs Rules
Q&A: April 2026
BATTLE OF THE SEXES: How Do Men Like Their Cooter
WALK OF SHAME: Welcome Bondi, Pam Bondi
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THE UNCLE SAM JAM
I hate April for the same reason you hate April. It's because of April 15th, also known as Tax Day. In California we get a double dose because property taxes are also due on April 10th. Every year I see a huge chunk of money disappear to the Feds and the State of California. What pisses me off, as I'm sure it does you, is how the Government wastes our tax dollars which makes writing a check to Uncle Sam all that more difficult.
I don't know about you but I saw no benefit from the Big Beautiful Bill that was supposed to put all of this money back into our pockets. The BBB allowed for a higher personal deduction which cut my tax bill by $366.00. If this was the governments idea of a huge refund, Uncle Sam can kiss my ass. I need to see at least one more zero in that number to have benefitted. The truth is, I have never seen any benefit from our government tax policy. Government policies have always bent me over to where I have to grab my ankles and hang on while Uncle Sam screws me up the ass without out the lube. I fall into that segment of America where I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. So when I see all the waste, fraud and abuse displayed by the federal and state government, it makes me want to do illegal things. The reason I don't is because the thought of going to prison for tax evasion has never appealed to me for some reason.
When I had my radio consulting firm, I benefitted from all the tax deductions that were allowed but thanks to Barack Obama's policies, I was forced to close my business and go to work for one of my clients because it came down to radio stations paying for the increased cost of Obamacare or paying the consultant, and guess who lost. Then thanks to Joe Biden's policies, the company I was working for was bleeding money and they were pushed to sell to a larger corporate radio group and I was forced in to early retirement because I was not about to return to working for a large corporate owned radio company. As they say, been there and done that. Nothing will kill a persons spirit or dry up their creative juices more than working for corporate radio. Fortunately, I had planned for the day I would leave the radio industry and while Biden's policies took a huge chunk of money for living expenses due to his ridiculous inflation and adding the nightmare of Gavin "Mother Fucking" Newsom to the mix and it's been a double dose of Democrat HELL the past several years. I may not be able to travel the world as I had planned but things are still doable but doable isn't what I signed up for.
As I've said on the Rat's Ass Podcast many times, my career was just getting started during the Ronald Reagan years in the early 80's and what I recall is the cost of living from Jimmy Carter's inflation never declined. Wages and opportunity increased and that's what we're seeing now under Donald Trump. The cost of living hasn't gone down but wages and opportunity have gone up unless you're on a fixed income like I am. Now, every time interest rates go down, I have to take a pay cut or increase my risk in the stock market to make up for the decline in fixed interest rates. The same thing happened to people on fixed incomes after the Carter years too. During both terms of Trump's Presidency, the return on my stocks has been phenomenal compared to Joe Biden's reign of terror. I had to do a lot of dollar cost averaging during the Biden years to stay afloat but I made more money on my fixed income investments due to high interest rates. Comparing the two, I'll take the returns on a raging stock market over higher fixed income rates due to inflation any day.
The bottom line is the only way to beat the government is to be self employed and take on all the risks that go with it. Living on cash flow beats the hell out of steady paycheck as long as the cash is flowing. However, I don't want to spend the years I have left building another business only to see it get destroyed by another Democratic President. These are not the Bill Clinton Democrats where all you had to do was make an adjustment to benefit from his policies. Today's Democrats want to control every dollar we make and if there is any extra, they want to take that too. If you sense that I am in full Fuck the Democrats mode, you would be correct.
DAZZLING DOCUMENTARIES
I am going to assume the days of good story telling in movies is over because there is still took much Woke nonsense being shoved down our throat by Hollywood. It doesn't matter if it's a movie or a TV show, it's all about shoving their agenda down everyone's throat. Nobody dates or marries within their race. The White male is always the idiot while the minority male is depicted as the intelligent masculine man and everyone just loves trans people.
Personally, I don't give a rat's hairy asshole how anyone chooses to live their life, just don't shove it down my throat. I don't run around screaming at people that I'm straight, it just comes naturally to me. I just want to see content that I can watch a relate to. Hollywood is leaving a lot of money on the table because of their ideology and the need to force feed it to us.
These days I find myself watching movies that I've seen multiple times from over a decade ago. The same goes for TV series. I just wrapped up watching Seinfeld for the umpteenth time and I'm ready to start over again with season one, episode one. The Blacklist, is also a good series I might tee up again. I'm also considering watching the Sons Of Anarchy and The Sopranos again. This should keep me busy through the summer.
I have also discovered a love for documentaries. I tend to gravitate to history, music and sports documentaries but they satisfied my need to watch good story telling and because they're based on real events, the Woke nonsense isn't present. Recently, I've watched Melania, the story about the final 20 days leading up to the 2024 election of Donald Trump. It wasn't anything special, but it was interesting to see a side of politics most of us don't see or are aware of. I rewatched Becoming Led Zeppelin, about the early years of the band through the eyes of the remaining members and The Comeback about the 2004 Boston Red Sox winning their first World Series in 86 years.
The one I have lined up to watch next is on Netflix called Hitler and the Nazis: Evil on Trial released in 2024. I'm not sure it's going to tell me anything I don't already know but it will be fun to see how the Nazi's compare with today's political environment. I'll keep you posted on the Rat's Ass Podcast. The end game is if you're thirsty for good stories and you're not getting them from today's films, pick out a few documentaries and give them a snot.
WHAT IS JOHN TRAVOLTA'S HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIE?
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(See The Answer Below)
IT'S ABOUT THE BAND, MAN
Due to my radio programming background, I tend to create playlists on my iTunes platform that sound like radio stations featuring multiple formats. Take a look at all the different playlists I have and an explanation for each.
Rat's Ass Rock- This is what you see on Rat's Ass Rock TV, it's my version of how I would program a Rock station today.
Rock 40- It's all the Rock songs that crossed over to be Top 40 hits.
Metal Madness: I love my metal and this playlist is loaded with the best metal of all time.
The ALT Vault- is all the alternative Rock hits from the 80's, 90's and throughout the 2K's.
Metal Madness: I love my metal and this playlist is loaded with the best metal of all time.
The ALT Vault- is all the alternative Rock hits from the 80's, 90's and throughout the 2K's.
Dave- This is my version of what most stations call Jack or Bob, but Dave is what I called my version.
Kool Radio- This playlist is full of all the old adult contemporary hits from the 70's.
Star Hit Mix- It features today's hits mixed with songs from the past 25 hears.
Star Hit Mix- It features today's hits mixed with songs from the past 25 hears.
Mega Mix- Think of Dave but with all hip hop, dance and rhythm and blues.
Disco Daze- It speaks for itself, this is all disco hits from the 70's and early 80's.
Back To The 80's- Again it speaks for itself, all the hits from the decade of decadence.
The Junk Yard- Features songs that don't fit one particular format. They are the mutts of the music industry.
NOVO- Which stands for No Vocals, and it's all upbeat instrumental music that I play to reduce stress.
The Junk Yard- Features songs that don't fit one particular format. They are the mutts of the music industry.
NOVO- Which stands for No Vocals, and it's all upbeat instrumental music that I play to reduce stress.
As you can see I have a wide pallet for different kinds of music but you'll notice there is no playlist for COUNTRY music because I loath Country music. As a programmer, I always hired programmers who loved Country music and I focused more on the marketing and promotions side for the Country stations I oversaw. I still don't get the attraction.
Recently, I've started to focus more on the bands I like most and there are a ton of them but as I have started to populate my iTunes with them, it's helped me determine who my favorites bands have been over the years. The only songs I add are the prime cuts, no fillers and when I select a band and just let it roll, they sound fantastic. Now I have a choice of all the tunes I like from multiple genre's, I can also select one band to listen to.
The bands I've populated so far include,
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alice In Chains
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
Godsmack
INXS
INXS
Led Zeppelin
Metallica
Metallica
Pink Floyd
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rush
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rush
Tool
Van Halen
The Who
Van Halen
The Who
ZZ Top
Basically, I've turned my phone into one ginormous iPod and I highly recommend doing this for your own personal tastes so you never have to listen to a radio station again. The best part is I can access it all via voice activation at home and in the car via Alexa.
THE WEEK OF: April 6, 2026
1 Papa Roach- Wake Up Calling
2 Shinedown- Safe And Sound
3 The Pretty Reckless- When I Wake Up
4 Volbeat- Demonic Depression
5 Foo Fighters- Your Favorite Toy
6 Black Crowes- Profane Prophecy
7 Guns 'N Roses- Nothin'
8 Alter Bridge- Silent Divide
9 Rob Zombie (I'm A) Rock N' Roller
10 Halestorm Like A Woman Can
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In 2026, I am putting my reputation on the line as a Rock programmer by taking on the Top 50 Rock stations in America. Every Monday, I will post two hours of anonymous of music on the Blog. One hour will be mine, the other from one of America's Top Rock stations.
Rat's Ass Podcast listeners and members of Rat Nation can email and tell us which hour wins?
The competing station and the winner will be revealed on Friday's.
Classic Rock
AC/DC- You Shook Me All Night Long
Soundgarden- Black Hole Sun
Soundgarden- Black Hole Sun
Fleetwood Mac- Dreams
Foreigner- Feels Like The First Time
Rush- Tom Sawyer
Ozzy Osbourne- Mama, I'm Coming Home
Heart- Crazy For You
Eddie Money- Shakin'
Bon Jovi- Living On A Prayer
Van Halen- Beautiful Girls
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- Mary Jane's Last Dance
Foreigner- Feels Like The First Time
Rush- Tom Sawyer
Ozzy Osbourne- Mama, I'm Coming Home
Heart- Crazy For You
Eddie Money- Shakin'
Bon Jovi- Living On A Prayer
Van Halen- Beautiful Girls
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- Mary Jane's Last Dance
Queen- We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions
Journey- Don't Stop Believin'
AC/DC- Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Toto- Hold The Line
Manfred Mann- Blinded By The Light
Pat Benatar- Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Stone Temple Pilots- Big Empty
Steve Miller Band- Rockin' Me
Aerosmith- Love In An Elevator
Styx- Renegade
Winner: TBA Friday
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Mojo 14 FM 0
Wins
WCMF/Rochester
WAXQ/New York
KLOS/Los Angeles
WDRV/Chicago
WCMF/Rochester
WAXQ/New York
KLOS/Los Angeles
WDRV/Chicago
KZPS/Dallas
KGLK- Houston
KSAN- San Francisco
WSRV- Atlanta
WBIG- Washington, DC
WMMR- Philadelphia
KGLK- Houston
KSAN- San Francisco
WSRV- Atlanta
WBIG- Washington, DC
WMMR- Philadelphia
WZLX- Boston
WBGG/Miami
KISW/Seattle
KSLX/Phoenix
WBGG/Miami
KISW/Seattle
KSLX/Phoenix
Loses
0
0
RAIDERS RUGGS RULES
The NFL Draft is coming up on April 23rd and the Las Vegas Raiders are expected to take Indiana QB and Heisman Trophy Winner Fernando Mendoza with the first pick. The Raiders have also been extremely business this off season by signing a respectable group of free agents to rebuild their offensive line and defense. On top of this, the Raiders once again hired an all new coaching staff for the fourth time in four years after hiring Klint Kubiak as their new head coach. The difference is Kubiak is fresh off winning a Super Bowl as the Seattle Seahawks offensive coordinator.
Once again the expectations are running high in Las Vegas for the Raiders but I'm not going to get to high on the fumes of Raiders fans. Instead I'm going to quietly pull for the Raiders but pass no judgement until after the 2026 season but I like what I see. Especially the signing of veteran QB Kirk Cousins, who had one of his best years playing under Kubiak in Minnesota. As it stacks up, it appears the Raiders are going with Cousins at starting QB, as Klint Kubiak has stated Rookie QB's should sit for a year and learn. This said, if Mendoza wins the QB job outright, he'll have a tremendous mentor in Cousins.
The one thing I've taken time to do when every Raider free agent was signed, I reminded them there are 4 rules they need to follow playing football in the Sin City.
1. No Gambling
2 No Alcohol and/or Drugs
3. No Womanizing
4. No Speeding
These are known as the Raiders Ruggs Rules, named after former #1 pick Henry Ruggs who fucked up his life and career after being involved in a 2021 DUI fatal crash killing 23 year old Tine Tintor and her dog. Ruggs was doing 156 MPH and blew twice the legal limit when given a breathalyzer that resulted in 3-10 years in prison. Ruggs is expected to be released on August 5th, 2026 and he could resume his football career if the NFL makes him eligible and a team wants to give him a second chance.
If the current crop of Raider Free Agents and Draft Picks follow these rules, they should have a rewarding season. My advice to every Raiders play is to learn the rules, know the rules and live the rules.
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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST
APRIL 2026
APRIL 2026
Paul F.- Trenton, New Jersey
Q: That was an interesting conspiracy theory about Nancy Pelsoi being the mastermind behind J6, but how do you explain all the MAGA's storming the Capital?
A: You don't think the Democrats dressed up their army of protestors and paid them to do a number on the capital? I'm not saying there weren't MAGA's there, but I'm willing to bet my 3rd nut, the majority were paid protestors.
Carrie D.- Decatur, Illinois
Q: I've got a trifecta for you, 1. Should Trump pull the USA out of NATO. 2. Should Trump leave Iran without the oil? 3. Is it necessary that NASA orbits the moon?
Q: I've got a trifecta for you, 1. Should Trump pull the USA out of NATO. 2. Should Trump leave Iran without the oil? 3. Is it necessary that NASA orbits the moon?
A: Yes, we should pull out of NATO but I believe Trump is setting up negotiations for a new deal. I believe it would be a mistake to leave Iran with the oil because it makes no sense to me to execute Operation Epic Fury and leave the oil for our enemies to feast on and the reason NASA is orbiting the moon is a way of showing the world what America is capable of.
Jason P.- Boulder, Colorado
On your last podcast, you said if Islam knocked on your door, you'd introduce them to Moe, Larry, and Curly and something about throwing some Shemp on the Barbie? What the hell does throw some Shemp on the Barbie mean?
On your last podcast, you said if Islam knocked on your door, you'd introduce them to Moe, Larry, and Curly and something about throwing some Shemp on the Barbie? What the hell does throw some Shemp on the Barbie mean?
A: Watch the movies Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and Fried Green Tomatoes and see if you figure it out.
Keith W. Winchester Virginia
Q: Did you happen to see Rush play with their new drummer Anika Nilles?
A: I watched them on the Juno Awards do Finding My Way and Working Man. I thought she was solid playing John Rutsey's beats. I want to hear her play Neil Peart's beats before passing any real judgement.
Jax T.- Glendale, Arizona
Q: I agree with your observation about ESPN, I only watch games now too. Hey, who wins the LeBron James versus Michael Jordan debate? (Just Kidding)
Q: I agree with your observation about ESPN, I only watch games now too. Hey, who wins the LeBron James versus Michael Jordan debate? (Just Kidding)
A: That's correct, I refuse to participate in this stupid on going debate. It's been settled!
Todd K.- Las Vegas, Nevada
Q: I caught your article on the blog about how you're now building iTunes playlists from bands instead of various artists. Any chance you'd do this on Rat's Ass Rock TV?
A: I've thought about it but most people can go on YouTube or their iTunes and access bands.
Megan P.- Jacksonville, Florida
Q: I just wanted to let you know we're taking action in Florida to shutdown Muslim's from building Mosques here. We are awake and there will be no Shira law implemented here.
A: That's a wise decision Megan, their religious beliefs do not belong in the United States.
Chase G.- Muncie, Indiana
Q: Why are you so hell bent on antagonizing Muslims and Non-Whites?
A: Because they're antagonizable! The bottom line is I'm over being tolerant of others behavior at the expense of my lifestyle. I treat people as they treat me, so if they're going to shover their lifestyle in my face, I'll shove mine in theirs. As for the Muslims threatening to enter every home...not mine!
Max F.- Oxnard, California
Q: I met this chick at a bar last weekend and we had a great time. We had a lot in common and the sex was all night long. I've called her twice and texted once to ask her out again and no reply. At what point do I give up and stop reaching out?
Q: I met this chick at a bar last weekend and we had a great time. We had a lot in common and the sex was all night long. I've called her twice and texted once to ask her out again and no reply. At what point do I give up and stop reaching out?
A: Now. the rule of thumb is one call and one text until she replies. Never chase and move on until she reaches out to you.
New Q&A is added after every podcast.
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6 Conversations That Lead To Sex
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure
6 The Unspoken Tease
7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning
5 You remain cool during times of chaos
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months
8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you
5 She doesn't supervise your free time
6 You share the same core values
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends
8 Her sex drive matches yours.
10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots
5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive
8 Signs She's Using You
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating
4 She avoids serious relationship talks
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you.
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries
8 Deep down you feel something is off
There are three sides to everyone's personality.
1 Public Side
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side
Why Men Prefer Doggy Style
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot
3 It's Great For Quickies
8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn.
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life.
8 She laughs a lot with you.
The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair
2 Rub Her Feet
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks
Men's Rules for Flirting
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly
5 Make her laugh
6 Don't over compliment
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch
9 Be playful, not serious
10 Avoid trying too hard
11 Let her talk
12 Leave her wanting more
15 Signs She Loves You
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3 She Listens To You
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive
7 She's Submissive
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You
10 She gives you gifts
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly
13 She tries protecting you
14 She pleases you
15 She says I love you
10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking
4 Takes care of her appearance
5 Dresses modestly
6 Keeps her house clean
7 Doesn't drink or smoke
8 Doesn't go clubbing
9 No Tattoos
10 Not a feminist
Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before?
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza?
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later.
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you!
8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You
8. They Are Professional Victims
8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair.
3. He doesn't stand up for her.
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support.
7. She is feeling trapped
8. Lack of intimacy
7 Signs That A Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times.
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details.
3. They lies incessantly
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior
5. They never take responsibility for anything
6. They crave constant attention
7. They're a drama King/Queen
5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1. She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim.
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job.
3. Has Too Many Male Friends
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past.
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college.
What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised?
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men.
What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D.
The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun
If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them.
A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Men
73% Said Yes
20% Said No
7% Not Yet
Women
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
81% Said Yes
9% Said No
10% Not Yet
8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?
The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love
1,. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego
4. Miami
5. New York
A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.
`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness
Men And Marriage
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%
Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time.
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.
RAT'S ASS PODCAST
The one thing we can count on is famous people will say and do the stupidest stuff and when they do...they'll be enshrined on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
The city of New York is going to regret the day they elected Zohran Mamdani, a Communist Socialist as it's Mayor. Immediately after taking the oath of office on the Quran, he began breaking the promises he made that got him elected. He also proceeded to surround himself with people who are as unqualified as he his to be Mayor of America's largest city. This is why Mamdani is the first official honoree of the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
TIM WALZ
Less than a year ago, Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz, was selected to run as Kamala Harris's Vice President. On January 5th, 2026,Walz dropped out of the Minnesota's governors race due to pressure from overseeing a billion dollar fraud scheme by Somalian refugees and did nothing about it. Like all Democrats, he failed to take responsibility and played the victim while blaming Republicans for his demise. Walz's actions has earned him a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
THE RAVENS
All John Harbaugh did for the Baltimore Ravens was win. During his 18 years as head coach, John went 180-113 and led the Ravens to the playoffs 12 times, played in 4 AFC Championship games and won a Super Bowl in 2012. The Ravens came up short this season due to a missed field goal and for this Baltimore fired John. Because of this despicable act, the Baltimore Ravens franchise will be honored on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
GAVIN NEWSOM
A Governor really has to be a ginormous pile of crap to show up in Davos, Switzerland for the sole purpose of undermining the President of the Untied States, but that's what California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom did. He used California taxpayer dollars to travel to Davos thinking he was going to torpedo President Trumps agenda. Because Of Newsom's shenanigans, he has earned a place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JIMMY KIMMEL
Poor whittle Jimmy Kimmel, was all broken hearted over the presence of ICE in Minneapolis and was so touched by the outpouring of protectionism the agitators and protestors had for protecting their fellow citizens, that he started crying again. Jimmy has no tears for American citizens who have been raped and murdered by illegal aliens but feels touched by those who protect them. This behavior has earned Jimmy "Cry Baby" Kimmel his place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
BILLIE EILISH
Pop singer, Billie Eilish thought she was going to start a revolution at the 2026 Grammy Awards when she said "no one is illegal on stolen land" and it turns out she owns a home in Los Angeles on tribal land surrounded by gates. Can you say "hypocrite?" and this how Eilish will be remembered and how her music career ended in a nano second. That's why Billie Eilish has secured her spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame! Bravo Billie...
DEMOCRATS IN MUNICH
A contingent of U.S. Democrats consisting of Gavin Newson, Ruben Gallego, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Gretchen Whitmer went to Munich, Germany this week to bad mouth the Untied States and to assure their globalist pals if they win back the White House in 2028, their gravy train on biscuit wheels will return. Because of their traitorous act, we honor all four with a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame for selling out America.
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ
The Ex Barmaid from Brooklyn, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, showed why an inexperienced representative should never be sent to a foreign country to discuss foreign policy. Ocasio-Cortez, who always considers herself to be the smartest person in any room stumbled all over herself when asked a simple question during the Democrats Trump Bashing mission to Munich, Germany. This has earned AOC a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THOMAS MASSEY
Say hello to Republican Senator Thomas Massey from Kentucky, who always votes with the Democrats making him a RINO (Republican In Name Only). Masse was the first to criticize President Trump for taking out Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and 40 of his top military brass to severely cripple the worlds leading terrorist cult's hold on Iran after 47 years. Because Massey, obviously supports the terrorists, he earns a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
This is House Democratic Leader, Hakeem Jeffries, the guy who looks like he's conducting an orchestra when he speaks. Hakeem is a pro Iranian anti American who openly roots for the U.S. Military to fail. If we're stupid enough to give power back to the Democrats, Jeffries is next in line to be the Speaker of The House which is 3rd in command behind the President and Vice President. Because Jeffries displays anti American behavior, he has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
KRISTI NOEM
Shame on former DHS Secretary and Governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem, who became the first casualty of the second term for the Trump administration. Noem was fired for spending $220 million taxpayer dollars on a self-promotion ad campaign and a rumored affair with Corey Lewandowski, who worked under her leadership. Unfortunately, Kristi's itch in her ditch will most likely have an impact on her 33 year marriage to her husband Bryon and her 3 children. Kristi Noem's acts of narcissism has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
This one might be the all time show stopper never to be topped again on the Wall of Shame. Congratulations to View host, Whoopi Goldberg for insinuating that Donald Trump started the war on Iran to get our minds off the Nancy Guthrie disappearance case. Trump started a billion dollar a day attack on Iran so we wouldn't be consumed by Savannah Guthrie's mothers disappearance. How damn stupid can one person be? Goldberg's comment has earned her a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame.
THE OSCARS
At their peak when movies were good, the Oscars or Academy Awards drew approximately 58 million viewers in the 1990's. Flash forward to 2026, and the Oscars, also known as the political acceptance speech awards only drew 17.9 million viewers, down nearly 2 million from 2025. But do you think the Academy of Motion Pictures gives a Rat's Ass? Hell no, they'll double down next year because there are still 17 million people willing to sit through the nonsense. This is why the Oscars has earned a spot on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
JOE ROGAN
We all say stupid stuff sometimes but to go out of your way to do it on purpose for effect can really come back to bite you in the nut sack. This is what happened to comedian/podcaster Joe Rogan, when he repeated a story about Erica Kirk having a dick. Anyone who's seen Erica knows she's all woman with the glow of God. This is why Joe's douche bad comment has landed him on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
PAM BONDI
Bondi, Pam Bondi was not fired by Donald Trump, she was reassigned and there is a difference. Regardless, Pam failed to get what America wanted done and that was hold the Democrats who weaponized the Government and attempted to take down Trump and persecuted conservatives during Obama and Biden's reign of terror. We The People wanted accountability. Because Bondi, Pam Bondi failed she has earned her place on the Rat's Ass Podcast Walk of Shame!
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