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 The Rat's Ass Podcast with Mojo Elliott,
is a humorous, interactive, and topic driven podcast loaded with lunacy and loose behavior. 

You'll get the latest topicality from current events, pop culture, music, sports, relationship dilemma's plus some weird factoids. 
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 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

THE CHEESE:  My Christmas Wish 
ENTERTAINMENT:  Black Rabbit  
MUSIC:   The Greatest Of All Time  - Top 10 Rock Playlist 
RADIO WARS:  WAFX/Norfolk Vs WCMF/Rochester
SPORTS:  NBA Gone Wild  - Land O' Lakers -  NFL Picks  
Fantasy Football  
Q&A: December 2025 
BATTLE OF THE SEXES:  Does Size Matter?  


 RAT'S ASS PODCAST
My name is Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru and morning personality from Los Angeles. 
After leaving the radio business in 2022, I took a couple of years off and now I'm a podcasting and blogging pro.  

The Rat's Ass Podcast gives me the opportunity to interact with fiends from all over the world looking to escape reality and engage in some Lunacy and Loose behavior. It's not for the easily offended, the woke, or politically correct cultures. 
The Rat's Ass Podcast is for normal free thinking individuals who don't give a rat's ass about what other people think.
 
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THE  
MY CHRISTMAS WISH

My Christmas wish will never come true but I'm going to roll the dice and wish for it anyway. 
There are actually several separate wishes but I'm going to put them all in one big beautiful bundle. 

1. Maximum Serve Limits, that require all elected government officials to automatically retire when their term expires after turning 67. When they're eligible to receive full Social Security benefits, it's adios amigos. 
2. Voter ID with Photo- All social security cards should have photos just like our drivers license and both must be presented in order to vote. 
3. Eliminating mail in ballots- This was acceptable during COVID but it's over, so let's go back to the original system. If there are people who cannot get to the polls to vote, then shit out of luck. As long as there are mail in ballots, the opportunity for fraudulent elections is probable. 
4. A law that requires anyone who runs for an elected office at the federal, state, and city levels to be American born, no foreign born American citizens. 
5. Tie elected leaders income to their budgets. If there is a deficit more than 5%, they lose double the amount of the deficit and are ineligible for re-election. If there is a budget surplus over 5% the earn a bonus double the surplus. Anything between a budget surplus or deficit of 5% either way means they only collect their annual salary. 
6. Eliminate free lifetime benefits for elected leaders. They have to pay their own way the same as every American citizen after leaving office. 
7. An energy bill that cannot be amended that requires the United States to utilize all options for energy equally and ending all energy mandates. 
8. A bill that forbids elected officials to invest in the stock market and this includes spouses and their children. 
9. All heath insurance premiums and medical expenses are tax deductible. 
10. Eliminate property taxes for Seniors who have paid off their homes. 

Finally, I want to see a bill passed that requires elected and all government workers to stay off social media where they spread propaganda designed to keep Americans divided. 

Is this too much to ask? 
 
LEARN IT, KNOW IT, LIVE IT 
* The fascists are the ones calling you a fascist
* The racists are the ones calling you a racist 
* The Nazi's are the ones calling you a Nazi 
* The bigots are the ones calling you a bigot 
*The authoritarians are the ones calling you an authoritarian 
* The ones who say they're fighting for democracy are the ones attempting to destroy it. 

Wake the Hell up America! You're getting played...AGAIN! 


 
BLACK RABBIT 

I watched Black Rabbit a few weeks ago, but there isn't anything streaming currently that's captured my interest, so for those of you who haven't seen Black Rabbit, here is my take and you can decide if it's worth your time to check it out. 

I wasn't expecting much when I read what the premises was about. Two brothers, one responsible (Jude Law), the other irresponsible (Jason Bateman) and former band members who had the fortune of scoring a one hit wonder. They turned their good fortune into a restaurant in New York they called Black Rabbit. 

The Black Rabbit was an instant success thanks to the bands popularity and over time the brothers are forced to team up to save a restaurant that's become a drug den with backstabbing employees. It doesn't help when the responsible brother (Law) becomes involved with his best friends woman and their sneaking around eventually leads to his demise. Naturally, the irresponsible brother (Bateman) is a fuckup and turns everything he touches to shit. But his brother refuses to see his faults which drags him into the mud with his irresponsible brother.

Every episode is flush with twists, turns and cliff hangers that make you want to watch the entire series in one long binge session. I won't giveaway the ending but chances are you won't see it coming. Black Rabbit, has been the most enjoyable series of 2025 for me. 


 RAT'S ASS PODCAST

 TOP 5 (Current)
Week of December 8, 2025 
1 Stranger Things: Season 5 (Netflix)
2 Pluribus (Apple)
3 The Beast In Me (Netflix)
4 IT: Welcome To Derry (HBO)
5 The Family Man (Amazon Prime) 

  TOP 5 Movies
Week of December 8, 2025 
 1 Zootopia 2 
2 Five Nights At Freddy's 2 
3 Wicked: For Good
4 Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution 
5 Now You See Me, Now You Don't 

 Van Halen had three singers. Name the third that wasn't Roth or Hagar?
(See The Answer Below)  

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
We Americans are obsessed with who or what the Greatest of All Time is with everything. It can be a discussion on cookware and some jagoff is always going to say, who made the greatest cookware of all time? 

When it comes to music, the greatest of all time is who you like best. The artists or groups that moved your soul and made you feel some sort of emotion or connection. I am not a fan of these Mount Rushmore posts on social media for example because you eliminate a lot of talented artists and groups. Over the next few weeks leading up to the end of 2025, I am going  to share my all time greats and maybe we have a few in common and maybe we won't but the greatest off all time conversations are at least fun and entertaining. 

Let's move on to my Top 10 Rock rhythm guitarists of all time. 

Top 10 Rock Bands 
1 Led Zeppelin 
2 AC/DC
3 Aerosmith 
4 Van Halen 
5 Rush 
6 Pink Floyd 
7 Metallica 
8 Godsmack 
9 Alice In Chains 
10 Tool  

Top 10 Rock Vocalists 
1 Robert Plant- Led Zeppelin 
2 Steven Tyler- Aerosmith 
3 Freddie Mercury- Queen 
4 Anne Wilson- Heart 
5 Sammy Hagar- Montrose/Van Halen
6 Stevie Nicks- Fleetwood Mac 
7 Chris Cornell- Soundgarden 
8 Jim Morrison- The Doors 
9 Mick Jagger- Rolling Stones 
10 Roger Daltrey- The Who

Top 10 Rock Lead Guitarists 
1 Jimmy Page- Led Zeppelin 
2 Eddie Van Halen- Van Halen 
3 Alex Lifeson- Rush 
4 Angus Young- AC/DC
5 Stevie Ray Vaughan 
6 Carlos Santana- Santana
7 David Gilmour- Pink Floyd
8 Tony Iommi- Black Sabbath
9 Kirk Hammett- Metallica 
10 Joe Perry- Aerosmith 

Top 10 Rock Rhythm Guitarists 
1 Malcolm Young- AC/DC 
2. James Hetfield- Metallica 
3 Dave Mustaine- Megadeth 
4 Ronnie Wood- Rolling Stones 
5 Brad Whitford- Aerosmith 
6 Pat Smear- Foo Fighters 
7 John Lennon- The Beatles 
8 Nancy Wilson- Heart 
9 K.K. Downing- Judas Priest 
10 Robbin Crosby- Ratt 

How many do we have in common?  Up next, my Top 10 Rock Drummers of all time. 

 
 
THE WEEK OF: December 15, 2025

1 Foo Fighters- Asking For A Friend 
2 Aerosmith f/Yungblud- My Only Angel 
3 Three Days Grace- Kill Me Fast 
4 Guns N' Roses- Nothin'
5 The Pretty Reckless- For I Am Death 
6 Mammoth- The Spell 
7 Shinedown- Searchlight 
8 Return To Dust- Bored 
9 Mammoth- Same Old Song
10 Bad Omens- Dying To Love 

Gaining Momentum 
 Deftones- Infinite Source 
The Funeral Portrait- Dark Thoughts 
Des Rocs- This Land 
Yungblud- Zombie 

Leaving The Top 10
Papa Roach- Braindead 
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The 2025-26 Concert Season is upon us and this year, there is something from every music genre. To find out who's coming to your city and when, click on the Pollstar link to get the latest concert info worldwide. Courtesy of the Rat's Ass Podcast!

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The Rat's Ass Podcast 
is looking for the best Classic Rock radio station in America for 2025. 
On 6.1.25, we launched a March Madness bracket style, survive and advance, playoff between the Top 64 rated Classic Rock stations in the Top 75 radio markets. 
New Rounds will post every Monday, Wednesday & Friday until we determine a winner. 

HOW WINNERS ARE DETERMINED 
We take a sample hour of music from each station on the same day and same hour. 
Winners are determined by format expectation, music familiarity, variety, era balance, music quantity, core artist distribution, overall music flow,
 and station image as a tie breaker. 
 
FORMAT
CLASSIC ROCK   
STATIONS  
WAFX/Norfolk #46 Vs WCMF/Rochester #60 
      12.12.25 @ 3pm 
Rush- Tom Sawyer 
Steve Miller Band- Fly Like An Eagle 
Backman-Turner Overdrive- You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet 
Queen- Another One Bites The Dust 
Tom Petty/Heartbreakers- American Girl 
Collective Soul- December
Dire Straits- Sultans Of Swing 
Heart- Barracuda 
Pink Floyd- Money 
Bon Jovi- Wanted Dead Or Alive 


Motley Crue- Kick Start My Heart 
Cheap Trick- I Want You To Want Me 
Stone Temple Pilots- Interstate Love Song 
The Who- Behind Blue Eyes
The Scorpions- No One Like You 
Eric Clapton- Cocaine 
Pat Benatar- Hit Me With Your Best Shot 
Pink Floyd- Money 
Ozzy Osborne- Flying Hight Again 
Heart- Crazy On You 

WINNER 
       WCRF/Rochester      
 NEXT  
WARO/Ft. Myers Vs KRFX/Denver 
 
FINAL FOUR
Winner (Loser)  
 WCRF/Rochester (WAFX/Norfolk)

In 2026, Radio Wars will be a competition between the top rated rock stations in the USA against me using the same criteria above. You'll be able to vote if you're a member of Rat Nation to determine the overall winner, them or me.  

NBA GONE WILD
Starting Monday, the NBA is going to become the wild wild west until February 5th when the  trade deadline hits. Until then 90% of NBA players can be traded. So let the games begin. 

Obviously the only team I give a rat's ass about are the Los Angeles Lakers, so I want them to get better while I want every other team to screw up and do something stupid like Dallas trading Luka Doncic to the Lakers last season. Sure the Lakers benefitted from the trade but it was still a really stupid move on the Mavericks part. 

There has been a lot of talk about the Lakers not having enough to get to the NBA Finals and I agree because Oklahoma City has built a dynasty for the foreseeable future. That doesn't mean they're a shoe in but they're the team everyone is trying to catch up to like the NFL had to catch up to the Kansas City Chiefs and Pat Mahomes. 

The Lakers issues are simple, and that's improving their bench and they'll have to give up something to get something so lets start with the Lakers who are untradable. Luka Doncic, Austin Reaves, LeBron James, and Deandra Ayton. You do not trade any of these four in an attempt to improve your starting five or your bench. This leaves the rest of the roster and future draft picks that will be on the block. 

The problem is, the players that are left on the Lakers roster means they'll have to trade too many of them to get one difference maker and it will deplete the bench even more. Whatever the Lakers have in mind, it's going to be a challenge to improve beyond this years roster. 

Maybe I'm too conservative and have a lot of patience, but I feel like the Lakers should playout this season with the roster they have, make a decision on LeBron James, and utilize the financial resources to make moves heading into next season that will get them closer to catching Oklahoma City. 
 
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LAND O' LAKERS

Sunday, December 14, 2025
The Lakers will try to dust themselves off from Wednesday nights loss to San Antonio and get back on the winning rack at Phoenix against the Suns.  

Phoenix beat the Lakers on December 1st decisively at the Crypt 125-108 with Los Angeles playing at full strength. Sunday, the Lakers will be without Austin Reaves who is being evaluated for a calf strain. Look for either Marcus Smart or Jake LaRavia to start in his place. 

The Lakers currently sit in fourth place in the Western Conference tied with San Antonio but still lead the Pacific Division. Los Angeles enters Sundays game at 17-7 and winners of 7 of their last 10. Phoenix is 14-11 and winners of 5 of their past 10 but their 8-4 at home while the Lakers are 10-3 on the road. 

Tip off time is 5:00pm PST. 

2025 Roster 
Coach: JJ Redick 
Deandrea Ayton 
Luka Doncic 
Rui Hachimura 
Jaxson Hayes 
Bronny James 
LeBron James 
Maxi Kleber 
Dalton Knecht 
Jake LaRavia 
Chris Manon 
Austin Reaves 
Marcus Smart 
Nick Smith Jr. 
Adou Thiero 
Drew Timme 
Jarred Vanderbilt 
Gabe Vincent 


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Weekly picks are available by Wednesday at 8pm EST/5pm PST. 
Picks can change up to 30 minutes before game time based on
injury reports and weather conditions. 
I only pick winners and losers, no spreads.
*Winning Picks In Bold*   
 
Week 15
 Atlanta @ Tampa Bay- L 
Cleveland @ Chicago 
Baltimore @ Cincinnati 
Los Angeles Chargers @ Kansas City 
Buffalo @ New England
Washington @ New York Giants 
Las Vegas @ Philadelphia 
New York Jets @ Jacksonville 
Arizona @ Houston 
Green Bay @ Denver
Detroit @ Los Angeles Rams 
Carolina @ New Orleans 
Tennessee @ San Francisco
Indianapolis @ Seattle 
Minnesota @ Dallas 
Miami @ Pittsburgh 

BYE: 
 NONE 
Won 0  Lost 1

OVERALL 
Won 136  Lost 73 Tied 1 

Pick 4 Money Games
 Chicago Over Cleveland 
Philadelphia Over Las Vegas 
Jacksonville Over New York Jets
Houston Over Arizona 
Won 0  Lost 0

OVERALL 
Won 39  Lost 17 
DIRTY RAT'S
2025 ROSTER
Won 6 Lost 8
 

Quarterbacks
Drake May- New England Patriots 
Joe Burrow- Cincinnati Bengals 
 
 
Running Backs
Kyren Williams- Los Angeles Rams 
Travis Eteene- Jacksonville Jaguars 
 
Kenneth Walker- Seattle Seahawks 
Quinshon Judkins- Cleveland Browns 
 
Receivers 
Ja'Marr Chase- Cincinnati Bengals 
Deebo Samuel- Washington Redskins 
Courtland Sutton- Denver Broncos 
Jauan Jennings- San Francisco 49ers
 
Tight Ends
Brock Bowers- Las Vegas Raiders 
Dallas Goedert- Philadelphia Eagles 
 
Kicker 
 Jason Myers- Seattle Seahawks 

Defense 
Jacksonville Jaguars 
Los Angeles Rams 
 
* Starting Lineup In Bold* 

Week 15 Preview 
The Dirty Rat's wrap up the 2025 season this week and I'm going to go with the lineup I started the season with that was predicted to go 15-0 by the NFL Fantasy Football brainiacs. I admit 3 of my losses were because I didn't put the best lineups on the field. The situation in Cincinnati with Joe Burrow and the one game suspension for J'Marr Chase when I was depleted due to a bye week stung but at the end of the day the buck stops with me and I simply sucked this year. The DR's will now play in the bottom tier consolation games starting next week but who gives a Rat's Ass? 

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM THE RAT'S ASS PODCAST 

DECEMBER 2025 
 
Conner U.- Vicksburg, Virginia 
Q: Now that No News November is over, please share your option about Zohran Mamdani's Mayor win in New York?
A: Mamdummy, hasn't take office yet and the New York is already in chaos because of his anti police stance. His supporters now feel embolden to go out and attack law enforcement. Welcome to 4 years of HELL in the Big Crapple. 

Lester G.- Yorba Linda, California 
Q: Whatever became of your game of one-on-one with Governor Gavin Newsom? 
A: The pussy wimp never responded to my phone messages or emails and I didn't expect him to but a real leader would have at a minimum had a member of his staff respond and decline my invitation. I got crickets. 

Kelly S.- Lincoln, Nebraska 
Q: What is your observation on how the Epstein Files played out? 
A: As soon as most of the names that appeared on the list turned out to be Democrats, you saw how quickly the topic disappeared. That's all you need to know. 

Michelle M.- McAllister, Texas 
Q: Can you believe 84 year old Martha Stewart is now the face of American Eagle jeans replacing Sydney Sweeney? 
A: It as a safe pivot to get back into the mainstream by American Eagle. They used Sweeny to get your attention and bringing in Martha signals American Eagle jeans are for every woman. Who doesn't love Martha Stewart? 

Patrick W.- Stowe, Vermont 
Q: I met this really cool girl at a friends party during Thanksgiving, but she likes Country music and I hate it. Do we have a future? 
A: For some damn reason, girls who like Country music are always looking for the bigger better deal and you can't trust them. I'd say have fun with her but keep your eye open for a girl that Rocks! 

Sarah R.- Denver, Colorado
Q: What TV character would you say best emulates you? 
lA: Hank Moody/Californication 

Steve A.- Duluth, Minnesota 
Q: I enjoyed your Generation Jones presentation but don't you think there is crossover between generations? 
A: Yes, but the masses generally fit the ones they're associated with most. 

Colleen C.- Plano, Texas 
Q: I strongly disagree that women who listen to country music are always looking for the bigger better deal. I've been with my husband for 11 years and as faithful as a swan. 
A: Congratulations, it sounds like you found the best deal you could find. 

Ryan Y.- Lawton, Oklahoma 
Q: My girl friend of two years dumped me over Thanksgiving weekend because I was too boring for her and nothing i say seems to change her mind. What should I do? 
A  Disappear and leaver her alone. When you find another girl  she will somehow magically reappear and that's when you get to decide to either take her back or stay with the one your with. 

Kyle W.- Leavenworth, Washington 
Q: Don't you think leaving Jimi Hendrix off your Top 10 guitarist list is being racist? 
A: Is it possible that I might like 10 other guys more than Hendrix? I left out Nancy Wilson from Heart, does that make me a Misogynist? 

Greg H.- Grand Rapids, Michigan 
Q: Why don't you give Lohran Mamdami a chance to see what he can do before you trash him?
A. Because there have been numerous example of how Socialism has destroyed Country's throughout history and the voters of New York chose to ignore this and elected someone with no real life experience. I don't have to give him a chance, I already know the end result. RIP New York City! 

Denise B.- Tampa, Florida 
Q: What was your favorite toy that you received for Christmas as a child? 
A: I went nuts when I got a Nerf Hoop game, and also Electric Football. There was also great disappointment early in my childhood that I was always given Lincoln Logs over Legos. 

Jax S.- Hobbs, New Mexico 
Q: I came home early from work to find my girl friend getting it on with the two guys that live next door. I kicked her out and now she's living with them and I can hear them going at it at all hours of the night sometimes. What would you do given my situation? 
A: I'd move the hell out before I did something that might get me 25 years to life! 

Chase M.- South Bend, Indiana
Q: Do you think Noter Dame football should join the ACC?
A: Not unless they're willing to make a deal with the Devil! 

Mark J. - Corvallis, Oregon 
Q: I have a huge crush on this girl at work but she doesn't know it. We work remotely so what is the best way to get her attention?
A: This sounds like the old Secret Admirer ploy where you send her things you know she likes to peak her interest enough to find out who is sending her stuff. Just don't be creepy about it. 

Jake C.- Tyler, Texas
Q: You claim to be a Libertarian, but your views lean more Republican. What makes you a Libertarian? 
A: I've been a Libertarian since 1988. I am an America first, limited government, personal freedom capitalist. The Republican party has moved closer to me over the years than me towards them. 

Randy W.- Mesa, Arizona 
Q: Why did you leave radio and start a podcast? 
A: Radio left me because the industry felt I was too old school and too expensive. I started the podcast to have a creative outlet and I do it more for me than growing a listener base. Listeners are a bonus. 

Keith Q.- Durango, Colorado 
Q: You used to do this thing where you'd take song titles and make them sound dirty. How about 2 or 3 for old time sake?
A: It has been awhile since I've done this, so let's bring back a few classics for you.

Four Tops- The Same Old Song (The Same Old Schlong) 
Nick Guilder- Hot Child In The City (Angry Baby On The Titty) 
Tears For Fears- Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Everybody Wants To Screw A Girl) 
Cyndi Lauper- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Girls Want A Man That's Well Hung) 

Did you also know you can take just about any song with Love in the title and change Love to an "F-Bomb" and it'll work? 

Whitney Houston- I will always (F-Bomb) You 
Queen- Somebody To (F-Bomb) 
Justin Bieber- (F-Bomb) Yourself. 

Amy S.- Baton Rouge, Louisiana 
Q: What's the last song you played on your iTunes or Spotify playlist? 
A: I have a  playlist I call "The Junk Yard" that is full of obscure songs and the last song I listened to was The Flower Pot Men 'Beat City" from the Ferris Buller's Day Off soundtrack. 

Send your questions and comments to ratsasspodcast@gmail.com 


DOES SIZE MATTER?
When it comes to height, women mostly prefer a man who is taller than them but a recent poll ask women what is an acceptable height for a man?
61% said over 6'
19% said Over 5'10"
12% Over 5'8"
8% Under 5'8"

The Top 5 Books About Sex 
1 The Joy Of Sex
2 Come As You Are
3 The Guide To Getting It On 
4 Mating In Captivity 
5 Bonk 

7 Women Men Should Stay Away From  
1 Your Ex 
2 A Friends Ex
3 Party Girls 
4 Coworkers 
5 Single Moms
6 Attention Seekers
7 Girls With Male Friends

5 Habits Men Hate About Women 
1 Being Secretive 
2 Too Judgmental 
3 Controlling Personality 
4 Constant Complaining 
5 Needs Her Girlfriends But Causes Issues With His 

Make Her Think About You After Sex
1 Slow down, what's the rush. 
2 Keep her expectations low & surprise her
3 Breath with her, it promotes intimacy 
4 Look her in the eyes 
5 Detach afterwards, don't cling or chase 

Top 5 Phrases Women Use That Mean RUN! 
1 You're Such a Nice Man With A Heart of Gold 
2 If You Love Me, Prove it
3 You're Not Like Other Guys 
4 My Ex Was Toxic, but You're So Safe
5 You Deserve Better Than Me 

The Top 10 Sexually Active Countries 
1 Greece 
2 Brazil 
3 Russia
4 China 
5 Poland 
6 Italy 
7 Malaysia 
8 Spain 
9 Switzerland 
10. Mexico 

Zodiac Signs Ranked Based On Sexual Performance 
1 Libra 
2 Virgo
3 Pisces 
4 Leo 
5 Aquarius 
6 Scorpio 
7 Taurus 
8 Aries 
9 Capricorn 
10 Sagittarius 
11 Gemini
12 Cancer

6 Conversations That Lead To Sex 
1 The Bad Girl Fantasy 
2 The Hidden Wild Side
3 The I Don't Believe You Game
4 The Bet She Can't Win 
5 What's Your Guilty Pleasure 
6 The Unspoken Tease 

7 Signs You're A Dangerous Person 
1 You have the ability to hurt people but choose not to
2 You've faced darkness before and didn't break 
3 You're comfortable being disliked
4 You can cut people off without warning 
5 You remain cool during times of chaos 
6 You keep a very tight circles of friends
7 You can go silent for months 

8 SIGNS YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND 
1 She likes the same things you do
2 She never interferes with your work 
3 She loves you for who you are not what you do 
4 She accepts you for the way you are and never tries to change you 
5 She doesn't supervise your free time 
6 You share the same core values 
7 She enjoys spending time with your family and wants you to spend time with your friends 
8 Her sex drive matches yours. 

10 FOODS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DONG BIGGER
Bananas- Spinach- Watermelon- Dark Chocolate- Salmon- Nuts & Seeds- Garlic- Pomegranates- Avocados- Carrots 

5 Habits That Cause Girls To Chase Guys 
1 Keep your options open and never settle for one girl. Girls like a guy who's wanted by other girls 
2 Be aloof and make your absence felt 
3 Girls want to feel emotion, make them feel it. They don't respond to logic 
4 Texts should be short. playful and with purpose, not a conversation
5 Set your standards high and don't give into her because she's attractive

8 Signs She's Using You 
1 She's always too busy unless it benefits her
2 She's sweet only when she wants something 
3 You're always the one chasing, planning, and initiating 
4 She avoids serious relationship talks 
5 She only contacts you when it's convenient for her
6 You're forbidden from her real life. Family and Friends don't know about you. 
7 She gets defensive or distant when you attempt to set boundaries 
8 Deep down you feel something is off 

There are three sides to everyone's personality. 
1 Public Side 
2 Private Side
3 Secret Side 

Why Men Prefer Doggy Style 
1 It's The Best Position For A Man With A Small Penis 
2 Easier To Hit Her G Spot 
3 It's Great For Quickies 

8 Signs A Woman Might Want To Sleep With You 
1 She hints that she lives alone.
2 She invites you to her place.  
3 She turns up the heat during a conversation.
4 Her body language changes around you.
5 Her text messages take a more flirtatious, sometimes suggestive turn. 
6 She gets physically close.
7 She shares personal and intimate details about her life. 
8 She laughs a lot with you. 

The 5 Places To Touch Your Lady That Will Drive Her Crazy 
1 Run Your Hands Through Her Hair 
2 Rub Her Feet 
3 Caress Her Inner Thighs
4 Kiss Her Neck & Ears 
5 Worship Her Butt Cheeks 

Men's Rules for Flirting 
1 Ignore her looks
2 Tease, but don't insult 
3 Flirt with your body language
4 Use her name sparingly 
5 Make her laugh 
6 Don't over compliment 
7 Be curious about her
8 Use a light playful touch 
9 Be playful, not serious 
10 Avoid trying too hard 
11 Let her talk 
12 Leave her wanting more 

15 Signs She Loves You 
1.She Cooks for You
2 She is Loyal
3  She Listens To You 
4 She Communicates
5 She is Clingy 
6 Her friends know you
7 She's Submissive 
8 Blocks her Ex and all of her male friends on Social Media
9 She wants a family with You 
10 She gives you gifts 
11 She's excited to see you
12 She texts you a lot and replies instantly 
13 She tries protecting you 
14 She pleases you 
15 She says I love you 

10 Green Flags That Say She's The Right Woman
1 Believes in God 
2 Loves children and pets
3 Enjoys cooking 
4 Takes care of her appearance 
5 Dresses modestly 
6 Keeps her house clean 
7 Doesn't drink or smoke 
8 Doesn't go clubbing 
9 No Tattoos 
10 Not a feminist  

Openers To Get A Girls Phone Number In 2 Minutes
1. Hey, you look familiar, have we met before? 
2. Wait, don't tell me you're one of those people who put pineapple on pizza? 
3. I'd like to stay and chat but I'm already late. I'd like to continue our conversation, let's trade numbers...
4. Quick question before I go, you look like an adventurous person, i have an idea for you. What's your number and I'll text it to you later. 
5. I don't normally do this, but you seem cool person I'd enjoy texting. Let's exchange numbers and if you're boring I can block you! 

8 Reasons You Should Never Date or Marry a Single Mom 
1. She Is Never Available
2. Your Dead Last On Her List
3. Her Baby Daddy Is Always In The Picture 
4. She Thinks The World Revolves Around Her
5. She's Emotionally Unavailable 
6. Her Kids Are Your Competition 
7. Her Kids Will Dislike You 
8. They Are Professional Victims 

8 Reasons Why Women Fall Out Of Love 
1. She's getting more attention from someone else.
2. He won't fight fair. 
3. He doesn't stand up for her. 
4. She's not feeling appreciated
5. He doesn't make her laugh anymore
6. Lack of support. 
7. She is feeling trapped 
8. Lack of intimacy 

7 Signs That A  Guy Or A Girl Is A Total Whack Job 
1. They want to know your whereabouts at all times. 
2. They gets infuriated by insignificant details. 
3. They lies incessantly 
4. They exhibit a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde behavior 
5. They never take responsibility for anything 
6. They crave constant attention 
7. They're a drama King/Queen 

5 Signs A Woman Might Be Promiscuous
1.  She has tattoos, nose rings, daddy issues and plays the victim. 
2. Drinks, smokes and party's like it's her job. 
3. Has Too Many Male Friends 
4. Too many girls night out events or girls only vacations 
5. Is friends with men on Facebook and other social media platforms from her past. 
It could be someone she dated, had a crush on in high school or college. 

What's Bigger? Circumcised Or Uncircumcised? 
A Swiss study of 10,000 men circumcised and uncircumcised has determined uncircumcised men are on average 1-2 inches bigger than circumcised men. 

What Size Boobs Do Men Prefer?
A recent poll on X asked men what size boobs they preferred on a woman and offered the choices of 32D, 34 D, 36 D, and 38D. After more than 12,000 responses, 73% of men said they prefer 34D as their preference followed by 36D, 32D and 38D. 

The Differences Between Blondes And Brunettes 
1 Blondes take longer to get ready to go out than Brunettes
2 A natural blonde has more hair on her head than a natural Brunette
3 A Blonde server will make more tips than a Brunette server 
4 Brunettes are considered to be smarter during a first meeting 
5 Brunettes who dye their hair Blonde claim they have more fun

If you're wondering why redheads are not included, it's because redheads have a little Blonde and Brunette in them. 

A Recent X Poll Asked, Has Social Media Wrecked Your Relationship?
Men
73% Said Yes 
20% Said No 
7% Not Yet 

Women 
81% Said Yes 
9% Said No 
10% Not Yet 

8 Critical Questions Men And Women Must Ask 
1. What was her relationship like with her father? What was his relationship like with his mother?
2. How many serious relationships has he/she been in?
3. How does he/she feel about having children?
4. What does he/she bring to the table?
5. How much debt is he/she in?
6. What is his./her body count?
7. What is his/her view on Divorce?
8. What are his/her long term goals?

The Top 5 USA Destinations for Love  
1,. Hawaii 
2. Las Vegas
3. San Diego 
4. Miami 
5. New York 

A recent poll posted in the New York Post stated that 95% of women now want men to approach them in public.   

`10 Grooming Mistakes Men Make That Women Hate 
1 Neglecting Oral Hygiene 
2 Ignoring Nail Care
3 Overlooking Nose And Ear Hair
4 Wearing Clothes Multiple Times Without Washing 
5 Skipping Post Workout Showers
6 Neglecting Foot Care
7 Using Too Much Or Too Little Cologne 
8 Disregarding Proper Beard Maintenance 
9 Ignoring Skin Care Basics 
10 Overlooking Bathroom Cleanliness 

Five Habits Women Hate About Men 
1. They Use Baby Talk 
2. Poor Table Manners
3. Social Media Looks Too Cartoonish 
4. Phony Photos on Social Media, Be Yourself 
5. Men Who Cannot Control Their Temper 

Men And Marriage 
(Age Group 21-44)
Favorable View Of Marriage 44%
Unfavorable View of Marriage 44%
Undecided View of Marriage 12%

Advice For Women Who Like To Play Games 
Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. You will lose every single time. 

Bad Boy Traits Women Secretly Love 
1 Confidence without Arrogance 
2 The Ability To Say No 
3 Mysterious Energy 
4 Passion And Purpose 
5 Fearlessness in Pursuit 
6 Playful Rebellion 
7 Genuine Care Beneath The Edge
* BOS sources are various sex and relationship based publications.


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